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Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi 3
#20808393 - 11/08/14 01:29 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Finally a happy drug story!
Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living
Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man’s life. This might be the first time anyone’s ever said that. Don’t know.
Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase “chemicals” to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers’ tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.
From reddit:
Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.
Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.
Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.
Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.
He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.
Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I’d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I’m glad it worked for this guy, though.
He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn’t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice–a true good samaritan..
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: my3rdeye] 3
#20808407 - 11/08/14 01:35 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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berdinwall
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#20808419 - 11/08/14 01:44 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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more like he didn't OD like he thought he would, ran out of money, and was too scared to off himself.
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Lhouse
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#20808422 - 11/08/14 01:44 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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That exact scenario has crossed my mind. Not the ending... If I ever get cancer or something terminal, I'm going out with a bang.
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ShiVersblood
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Lhouse]
#20808438 - 11/08/14 01:50 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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How do we know he wasn't just saying that he was going to kill himself just for the publicity?
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Lhouse]
#20808446 - 11/08/14 01:57 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's the thing with combos. You COULD have life changing epiphanies or go the way of Belushi or Farley...
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Shroomopotamus
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#20808457 - 11/08/14 02:01 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I feel like I recently heard the exact same story, but instead of the suicide intentions, he went out for a vacation and got robbed by hookers and had no way to get back to the states or something like that... It's shit like this that makes me question reality and the possibilities of creating the future with pure thought.
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ShiVersblood
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#20808462 - 11/08/14 02:03 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Always think positive and pure thought shapes the future?.? I think there's too many negative people out there that would mess up your positive pure thought with their negative thought, thus cross crossing the future into different streams possibly
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Shroomopotamus]
#20808464 - 11/08/14 02:04 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Life is like a chord. Build it the way you'd want it to sound.
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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Aizen
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#20808534 - 11/08/14 02:35 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
TheGreenArrow said: Life is like a chord. Build it the way you'd want it to sound.
"cocaine and hookers" sounds pretty awesome
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ShiVersblood
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Aizen]
#20808541 - 11/08/14 02:41 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wish they still put cocaine in coca cola soda. Would make it a lot better. If it seemed a little safer in Mexico right now I would think about going too. But really you could just do that stuff here in the USA.
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TheGreenArrow
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: Aizen]
#20808554 - 11/08/14 02:49 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Let's keep you around Aizen...
-------------------- A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, design a building, conn a ship, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve an equation, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.- Robert A. Heinlein Saint RedBow of the Shroomey Loomey-Patron Saint of Sandbaggin Sumbitchs
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FreeTheSoul
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: TheGreenArrow]
#20808972 - 11/08/14 07:28 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Drugs almost killed me, but they are also the reason I am alive today. Me and drugs have a love/hate relationship.
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OhMrJohnson
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#20809022 - 11/08/14 07:56 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Drugs do not have feelings of their own
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k00laid
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: ShiVersblood]
#20809027 - 11/08/14 07:58 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
ShiVersblood said: How do we know he wasn't just saying that he was going to kill himself just for the publicity?
how do we know any of it happened at all?
we dont.
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FreeTheSoul
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: OhMrJohnson]
#20809090 - 11/08/14 08:30 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
OhMrJohnson said: Drugs do not have feelings of their own
I disagree with you so much on that. LSD has feelings and so does many various other drugs I have tried.
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mpd
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: FreeTheSoul]
#20809296 - 11/08/14 09:53 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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All these people with a lack of will to live and here I am suffering from a loss and only wishing she had had more life. Weird.
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: my3rdeye] 1
#20809330 - 11/08/14 10:05 AM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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Hookers and blow FTW
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SARAtonin
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: nicechrisman]
#20809780 - 11/08/14 12:03 PM (9 years, 4 months ago) |
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I was just reading about this like 10 minutes ago.
Two hookers and an 8-ball - Mindless Self Indulgance
Not many things out there can cure life's heartaches quite like good coke and puss can.
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Re: Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi [Re: SARAtonin]
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Edited by spore baby (12/13/14 09:32 PM)
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