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Jello Shots
    #20455753 - 08/21/14 07:39 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

So my wife made jello shots,

except she fucked up and it takes 8 jello shots to equal 1 shot.

I'm about 47 jello shots in.

I feel fat.

and slightly drunk.


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455769 - 08/21/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455774 - 08/21/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Pretty funny. I always do 1.25 cups ever clear and .75 cups water. Or lime jello with tequila at same ratio

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Re: Jello Shots [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20455777 - 08/21/14 07:43 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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:facepalm:




:lol:

I was kind of annoyed, but I didn't want to go back to the store.

I never drink, so luckily it's kind of working.

Is eating 100+ cups of jello bad?


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20455785 - 08/21/14 07:44 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Step 1:
Put the jello shots down.
Step 2: Pick up the vodka and start drinking.

The above two steps will fix the fat issue, and the problem that you're "slightly" drunk.


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: sertoviska]
    #20455794 - 08/21/14 07:45 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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Step 1:
Put the jello shots down.
Step 2: Pick up the vodka and start drinking.

The above two steps will fix the fat issue, and the problem that you're "slightly" drunk.




Straight Vodka? :suicide:

I have extreme acid reflux so I hardly ever drink. I can't do straight shots or drink mixed drinks really.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455808 - 08/21/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was about to say something then I forgot


This happens all the time

Shit



Oh yeah, now I remember


So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)


well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455810 - 08/21/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

DRINK MOAR BEER


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Sheekle]
    #20455830 - 08/21/14 07:50 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was about to say something then I forgot


This happens all the time

Shit



Oh yeah, now I remember


So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)


well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down





Ha I've swallowed a whole jello too. It didn't feel good, but it was still pretty cool. I don't regret it

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Re: Jello Shots [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20455836 - 08/21/14 07:50 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

whatsgrimace said:
DRINK MOAR BEER





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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Lophosaurus]
    #20455842 - 08/21/14 07:51 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Lophosaurus said:
Quote:

Sheekle said:
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I was about to say something then I forgot


This happens all the time

Shit



Oh yeah, now I remember


So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)


well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down





Ha I've swallowed a whole jello too. It didn't feel good, but it was still pretty cool. I don't regret it



:highfive:


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455845 - 08/21/14 07:51 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I had a surgery awhile ago [fuck I've had a lot of them] and I told my girlfriend at the time [wife now] to buy my JELLO. Like regular plastic container delicious JELL-O.

She got me the store brand in a box stuff

It made me throw up violently for days


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455857 - 08/21/14 07:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

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Quote:

whatsgrimace said:
DRINK MOAR BEER








:thumbup:


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20455861 - 08/21/14 07:54 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I wanna watch the movie beerfest

I haven't seen that shit in forever


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Sheekle]
    #20455879 - 08/21/14 07:56 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
I wanna watch the movie beerfest

I haven't seen that shit in forever




actually couldn't stand that one


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455885 - 08/21/14 07:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

buthrt


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455887 - 08/21/14 07:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

This might help you make it easier...


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: sertoviska]
    #20455892 - 08/21/14 07:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

those romanians know how to party


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
    #20455913 - 08/21/14 08:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
So my wife made jello shots,

except she fucked up and it takes 8 jello shots to equal 1 shot.

I'm about 47 jello shots in.

I feel fat.

and slightly drunk.



:ilold: Every time I've ever had jello shots it was fucked up but usually there would be too much alcohol to taste good.Now I know, it could've been worse lol.


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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #20455923 - 08/21/14 08:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

i think i might die tonight from jello poisoning


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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