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Jello Shots
#20455753 - 08/21/14 07:39 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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So my wife made jello shots,
except she fucked up and it takes 8 jello shots to equal 1 shot.
I'm about 47 jello shots in.
I feel fat.
and slightly drunk.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455769 - 08/21/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455774 - 08/21/14 07:42 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Pretty funny. I always do 1.25 cups ever clear and .75 cups water. Or lime jello with tequila at same ratio
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I was kind of annoyed, but I didn't want to go back to the store.
I never drink, so luckily it's kind of working.
Is eating 100+ cups of jello bad?
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Step 1: Put the jello shots down. Step 2: Pick up the vodka and start drinking.
The above two steps will fix the fat issue, and the problem that you're "slightly" drunk.
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sertoviska said: Step 1: Put the jello shots down. Step 2: Pick up the vodka and start drinking.
The above two steps will fix the fat issue, and the problem that you're "slightly" drunk.
Straight Vodka?
I have extreme acid reflux so I hardly ever drink. I can't do straight shots or drink mixed drinks really.
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455808 - 08/21/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I was about to say something then I forgot
This happens all the time
Shit
Oh yeah, now I remember
So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)
well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455810 - 08/21/14 07:47 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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DRINK MOAR BEER
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Sheekle]
#20455830 - 08/21/14 07:50 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I was about to say something then I forgot
This happens all the time
Shit
Oh yeah, now I remember
So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)
well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down
Ha I've swallowed a whole jello too. It didn't feel good, but it was still pretty cool. I don't regret it
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whatsgrimace said: DRINK MOAR BEER
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Sheekle said: Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I was about to say something then I forgot
This happens all the time
Shit
Oh yeah, now I remember
So, you know those jello cup things? Like they come in the same size containers are yogurt basically, about the equivilant of three or four jello shots or so? (depending on the size)
well one time I drank one of those in one gulp without chewing the jello to break it apart or anything. it hurt my throat pretty bad on the way down
Ha I've swallowed a whole jello too. It didn't feel good, but it was still pretty cool. I don't regret it
-------------------- "Ur cat died because he hated u" - Koods "I hope JSB kicks your ass one day." - Vandago "you are the biggest 'internet guy' I have ever come across"- Jokeshopbeard "The more I see you post the more I realize you're just this fuckin tie dye loser who trolls the Shroomery 24/7." - Herbologist "Sheekle you cannot vile the dice of bullshit you have posted on this forum over the years, I like databases" - thelastoneleft "or maybe i just come from a blood line of superior intelligence" - trees R.I.P Kelsy, ?/?/?? - 6/11/16
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455845 - 08/21/14 07:51 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I had a surgery awhile ago [fuck I've had a lot of them] and I told my girlfriend at the time [wife now] to buy my JELLO. Like regular plastic container delicious JELL-O.
She got me the store brand in a box stuff
It made me throw up violently for days
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455857 - 08/21/14 07:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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whatsgrimace said: DRINK MOAR BEER
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I wanna watch the movie beerfest
I haven't seen that shit in forever
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: Sheekle]
#20455879 - 08/21/14 07:56 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sheekle said: I wanna watch the movie beerfest
I haven't seen that shit in forever
actually couldn't stand that one
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455885 - 08/21/14 07:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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buthrt
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455887 - 08/21/14 07:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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This might help you make it easier...
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those romanians know how to party
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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Re: Jello Shots [Re: pfxtc]
#20455913 - 08/21/14 08:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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pfxtc said: So my wife made jello shots,
except she fucked up and it takes 8 jello shots to equal 1 shot.
I'm about 47 jello shots in.
I feel fat.
and slightly drunk.
Every time I've ever had jello shots it was fucked up but usually there would be too much alcohol to taste good.Now I know, it could've been worse lol.
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i think i might die tonight from jello poisoning
-------------------- koods said: Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus. Life-long trip report
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