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Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? * 1
    #20427575 - 08/16/14 01:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)


One just jumped onto my back while I was hunched over the iPad posting on the shroomery. I screamed like a little girl getting a pony. I'm usually totally manly. Like hardcore.

But... It's that fucking time of year again where they seem to take over every dark corner of the house. God I hate them. They can jump about three feet, they have what looks like a death needle for an ass and they eat each other.

Explain that shit, creationists.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427582 - 08/16/14 01:54 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

ew wtf is that shit

I don't think I've seen one


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20427592 - 08/16/14 01:56 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I just told you. A camel cricket.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427600 - 08/16/14 01:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

koods said:
I screamed like a little girl getting a pony. I'm usually totally manly. Like hardcore.




I bet you scream that way when you're getting a pony too


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they have what looks like a death needle for an ass and they eat each other.

Explain that shit, creationists.




it's an ovipositor

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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20427604 - 08/16/14 01:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

kind of reminds me of cave crickets i find around here sometimes. the cave crickets get real huge, probably the gnarliest insect ive seen around my parts.

i found an abandoned mineshaft in the woods that is full of the thing.

Here is what the ones i find look like, not my picture


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #20427608 - 08/16/14 01:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Why do the boy crickets have an ovipositor?


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427611 - 08/16/14 01:59 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

please do NOT let shaddy post in this thread


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
    #20427616 - 08/16/14 02:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Why?


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427621 - 08/16/14 02:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I think camel crickets is just another name for cave cricket, IDK. I'm not a cricketologist.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427631 - 08/16/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Quote:

I bet you scream that way when you're getting a pony too



I never got the pony I asked for. :crankey:


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427632 - 08/16/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I think so too. but every one i have found has had long legs like the picture i posted. the first picture looks different. I dont know much about insects they might be the same but different sexes.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: OregonBlueShroom]
    #20427640 - 08/16/14 02:03 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Yeah. These guys have long legs. They fall off really easily and the other guys eat them.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427645 - 08/16/14 02:05 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

I fed one of the camel crickets to a black widow last year. That was an epic fight to the death. The spider won.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427648 - 08/16/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Thats gnarly.. but on that thought, i wonder what these would taste like? :strokebeard:

im sure they are great for you nutrition wise.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427653 - 08/16/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Now I want to go find a black widow so I can do it again. I'm bored.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427662 - 08/16/14 02:08 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Those pictures horrify me.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: whatsgrimace]
    #20427676 - 08/16/14 02:10 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Like this?


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427690 - 08/16/14 02:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

ugh


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
    #20427692 - 08/16/14 02:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

Wow looks tasty.

Thats kind of what the mineshaft i found looks like, but not quite as many as that.

Ive never heard of them being found in houses. i only find them in old dark places like rotten stumps and caves. if they lived in my house i would probably be all over trying to eliminate them.


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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: OregonBlueShroom]
    #20427700 - 08/16/14 02:14 PM (9 years, 7 months ago)

They are in lots of basements. Sheds. Under boards. On my back.


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