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Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? 1
#20427575 - 08/16/14 01:53 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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One just jumped onto my back while I was hunched over the iPad posting on the shroomery. I screamed like a little girl getting a pony. I'm usually totally manly. Like hardcore.
But... It's that fucking time of year again where they seem to take over every dark corner of the house. God I hate them. They can jump about three feet, they have what looks like a death needle for an ass and they eat each other.
Explain that shit, creationists.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427582 - 08/16/14 01:54 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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ew wtf is that shit
I don't think I've seen one
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427592 - 08/16/14 01:56 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I just told you. A camel cricket.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427600 - 08/16/14 01:57 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
koods said: I screamed like a little girl getting a pony. I'm usually totally manly. Like hardcore.
I bet you scream that way when you're getting a pony too
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they have what looks like a death needle for an ass and they eat each other.
Explain that shit, creationists.
it's an ovipositor
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427604 - 08/16/14 01:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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kind of reminds me of cave crickets i find around here sometimes. the cave crickets get real huge, probably the gnarliest insect ive seen around my parts.
i found an abandoned mineshaft in the woods that is full of the thing.
Here is what the ones i find look like, not my picture
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#20427608 - 08/16/14 01:58 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why do the boy crickets have an ovipositor?
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427611 - 08/16/14 01:59 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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please do NOT let shaddy post in this thread
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: Sheekle]
#20427616 - 08/16/14 02:00 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Why?
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427621 - 08/16/14 02:01 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think camel crickets is just another name for cave cricket, IDK. I'm not a cricketologist.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427631 - 08/16/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
I bet you scream that way when you're getting a pony too
I never got the pony I asked for.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427632 - 08/16/14 02:02 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I think so too. but every one i have found has had long legs like the picture i posted. the first picture looks different. I dont know much about insects they might be the same but different sexes.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: OregonBlueShroom]
#20427640 - 08/16/14 02:03 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah. These guys have long legs. They fall off really easily and the other guys eat them.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427645 - 08/16/14 02:05 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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I fed one of the camel crickets to a black widow last year. That was an epic fight to the death. The spider won.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427648 - 08/16/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Thats gnarly.. but on that thought, i wonder what these would taste like?
im sure they are great for you nutrition wise.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427653 - 08/16/14 02:06 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Now I want to go find a black widow so I can do it again. I'm bored.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427662 - 08/16/14 02:08 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Those pictures horrify me.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: whatsgrimace]
#20427676 - 08/16/14 02:10 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Like this?
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427690 - 08/16/14 02:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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ugh
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: koods]
#20427692 - 08/16/14 02:13 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow looks tasty.
Thats kind of what the mineshaft i found looks like, but not quite as many as that.
Ive never heard of them being found in houses. i only find them in old dark places like rotten stumps and caves. if they lived in my house i would probably be all over trying to eliminate them.
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Re: Does anyone else have camel crickets in their basement? [Re: OregonBlueShroom]
#20427700 - 08/16/14 02:14 PM (9 years, 7 months ago) |
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They are in lots of basements. Sheds. Under boards. On my back.
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