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ShroomPuncher
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The most douchebag thing you've ever done?
#20293422 - 07/18/14 08:32 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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We've all done something a little douchey before. I've done some dumb shit but I can't recall too many times where I've been super unethical to the point of affecting someone for some time.
Right now, I think one of the kinda funniest but meanest things I did was make my biology teacher cry. In highschool, we would just bombard him with random question and push his buttons to the point where one day, he teared up a little and got pretty emotional. I feel bad for being a little shit but he was the kinda teacher who would push student boundaries with his humor but he didn't seem to take it as well as us. Idk why this stands out. But he wasn't a bad person. Just a soft teacher who we were little pricks to. I'm sure we could share a laugh over it one day while awkwardly crossings paths in the store... maybe...
Then there's times where I intimidated certain people(which I feel terrible for and have made all the amends I feel I could make) that really didn't deserve it but that was more of 'shitty human being' than just 'douchey'.
Come release your guilt and reflect on your ass-hole'edness. Do you feel bad for it or is it still justified in your eyes? Have you My Name is Earle'd that shit or are you still trying to figure your way around an apology?
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#20293425 - 07/18/14 08:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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make a shitty comment in a "serious" thread.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Not Responding]
#20293443 - 07/18/14 08:35 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I was like 5 I was on the deck outside. My younger brother was below down about 10 feet down. I thought it would be funny to piss on him, and it was. Then I got a spanking. I cried. I was an asshole.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
#20293447 - 07/18/14 08:36 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I don't wanna talk about it
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Not Responding]
#20293458 - 07/18/14 08:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I stole a yu gi oh card that someone wouldn't trade me in 2nd grade
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: SARAtonin]
#20293460 - 07/18/14 08:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: I don't wanna talk about it
now you got our curiosity peaked TELL US
it can't be worse then me pissing on my little brother
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: SARAtonin]
#20293463 - 07/18/14 08:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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SARAtonin said: I don't wanna talk about it
Likewise
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Nitrous Monkey]
#20293469 - 07/18/14 08:39 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Or something like that. In some grade. I was a little thief, I stole a lot of shit
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#20293474 - 07/18/14 08:40 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I gave two chicks chlamydia, the first i didn't know, the second i did
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I use to sell fire crack rocks to 2nd graders. No ragrets
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: The Doobie Dude]
#20293539 - 07/18/14 08:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ya'll can't come in here with that "I don't wanna talk about it" shit. If you reveal yours, I'll reveal some of my darker shit.
On a lighter note, I remember getting fed up and pushing a girl in a recycling bin in elementary school. She clearly had a crush on me but bullied the shit outta me. Like no joke went way the fuck outta her way to annoy my 3rd grader ass and try to reduce my confidence to nothing.
It was fucking just like that blonde girl from Hey Arnold who would always be on Arnold's shit. All insulting an shit. I pushed that bitch into the bin.
I was probably more proud than I should've been although the laughs of my fellow colleagues was enough to make me feel justified for my wild act of emotional self-preservation.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: ShroomPuncher] 1
#20293549 - 07/18/14 08:52 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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When I was like 14 I was playing videogames against some kid with cancer (maybe 12) and he was talking shit, so I started calling him CANCER KID CANCER KID, and then his big sister (~16/17) beat the shit out of me
That's the only thing I can really remember.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: pfxtc]
#20293581 - 07/18/14 08:57 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I kicked the shit out of an adult male because he car crashed with me no words crossed no questions asked.... I was drunk... and later got my ass kicked by bystanders hahaha
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: pfxtc]
#20293589 - 07/18/14 08:58 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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How can someone find you via xbox?
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: AIRDOG]
#20293592 - 07/18/14 08:59 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I also got my dick sucked as a kid (maybe 7 or 8) by another little kid and didn't suck him off afterwards because I thought it was weird the first time with him. I'm an inconsiderate asshole.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: pfxtc]
#20293622 - 07/18/14 09:03 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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I backed out of a marriage the day before it was set to take place, in my defense I was pretty young at the time and knew I was making a huge mistake that would fuck me for the rest of my life possibly. Her friends told me she didn't stop crying for about a month afterwards. I still feel like shit to this day because of that but I gotta look forward and stop thinking of the past
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Noble]
#20293626 - 07/18/14 09:04 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Noble said: I backed out of a marriage the day before it was set to take place, in my defense I was pretty young at the time and knew I was making a huge mistake that would fuck me for the rest of my life possibly. Her friends told me she didn't stop crying for about a month afterwards. I still feel like shit to this day because of that but I gotta look forward and stop thinking of the past
That's pretty bad. I got married young and love it .
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Noble]
#20293653 - 07/18/14 09:09 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
Noble said: I backed out of a marriage the day before it was set to take place, in my defense I was pretty young at the time and knew I was making a huge mistake that would fuck me for the rest of my life possibly. Her friends told me she didn't stop crying for about a month afterwards. I still feel like shit to this day because of that but I gotta look forward and stop thinking of the past
How did your realize that on the day before? I'm curious. Did you not think about the future till then or did you just get in a panic and have the epiphany?
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: ShroomPuncher]
#20293662 - 07/18/14 09:10 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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ShroomPuncher said:
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Noble said: I backed out of a marriage the day before it was set to take place, in my defense I was pretty young at the time and knew I was making a huge mistake that would fuck me for the rest of my life possibly. Her friends told me she didn't stop crying for about a month afterwards. I still feel like shit to this day because of that but I gotta look forward and stop thinking of the past
How did your realize that on the day before? I'm curious. Did you not think about the future till then or did you just get in a panic and have the epiphany?
Also curious. 1/2 my family told me they'd never talk to me again if I got married so young [great support!], and I said fuck them and got married. And guess what, they all still talk to me.
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Re: The most douchebag thing you've ever done? [Re: Noble]
#20293663 - 07/18/14 09:10 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Noble said: I backed out of a marriage the day before it was set to take place, in my defense I was pretty young at the time and knew I was making a huge mistake that would fuck me for the rest of my life possibly. Her friends told me she didn't stop crying for about a month afterwards. I still feel like shit to this day because of that but I gotta look forward and stop thinking of the past
I think you win. Total douchebag, yet probably for the best. Life is complicated.
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