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OfflineDpRwav
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    #18987161 - 10/16/13 05:13 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

If you had to live in walmart for the rest of your life what aisle/section would you live in?

You can still walk around and visit other parts but this place would basically be your room.

I would pick the bread aisle. IT SMELLS SO FUCKING GOOD


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Offlineakira_akuma
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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #18987173 - 10/16/13 05:16 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.

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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987180 - 10/16/13 05:17 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha


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OfflineDpRwav
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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987199 - 10/16/13 05:20 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

akira_akuma said:
entrance. kick everyone in the balls as they're coming in.



Thats no fun :frown:
Quote:

HeyImShroomy said:
I'd pick the furniture aisle. Sounds the most comfortable, unless you plan on making a bed out of all that bread hahaha



Hahaha yesss


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav] * 1
    #18987209 - 10/16/13 05:23 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The bakery early morning is what's up if you wnt smelling good.

I'd pick the security office so I could spy on everyone in the store like a fucking creep.


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987211 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The gun department so I could shoot myself.

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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987215 - 10/16/13 05:24 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Women's dressing room?


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Re: walmart [Re: MystiqueMushroom]
    #18987230 - 10/16/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.


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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] * 1
    #18987231 - 10/16/13 05:27 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

The pharmacy section... :shrug:

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AWS said:
The gun department so I could shoot myself.




:loldongs: thats hilarious! ..for me, probably not you.

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Re: walmart [Re: LSDreams]
    #18987291 - 10/16/13 05:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Toy aisle fo sho... Im a kid at heart


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Re: walmart [Re: FruitOfLife]
    #18987310 - 10/16/13 05:44 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

i think my next choice would be the outdoor section

they have like.. bows and arrows and machetes and shit


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Re: walmart [Re: AWS] * 1
    #18987319 - 10/16/13 05:46 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

AWS said:
The gun department so I could shoot myself.




Yup.


That or the beer isle so I could drink myself to death.

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Re: walmart [Re: 4runner]
    #18987359 - 10/16/13 05:55 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the food isle, right next to the beer isle.

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Re: walmart [Re: zee007]
    #18987580 - 10/16/13 06:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

the candy aisle :tongue2:


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Re: walmart [Re: DpRwav]
    #18987600 - 10/16/13 06:43 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

girls underwear
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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987690 - 10/16/13 07:00 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Nothing but walking forklifts and electric pallet jacks. Nothing exciting at all.
I think furniture is a good choice.


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Re: walmart [Re: TopPmz]
    #18987706 - 10/16/13 07:03 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

changed my mind the ice cream aisle


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Re: walmart [Re: watermelon mon]
    #18987712 - 10/16/13 07:05 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'd collect all the balls and make a bed out of them. Otherwise i'd have to say the pharmacy. Their not up early, i can get drugs, and i can harrass people buying condoms.


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Re: walmart [Re: HeyImShroomy]
    #18987724 - 10/16/13 07:08 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

HeyImShroomy said:
I'm starting to think my decision to stay in the furniture aisle was a bit stale.

What if you got to live in the back where the customers are never allowed? I bet there's some fun shit to mess with back there.





Hey shroomy I like your sig! Doctor who is freaken awesome :aweoverdose:


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Re: walmart [Re: TwinEclipse]
    #18987859 - 10/16/13 07:40 PM (10 years, 5 months ago)

I'd be in the pharmacy wearing glasses allowing me to look at the section with all the ladies, while I am on Tylenol 3.


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