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rakipo
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how much money would you knock your grandma out for? 1
#18856107 - 09/17/13 11:24 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hey guys. just wondering, how much money would someone have to pay you to punch your grandma? and it cant be a pussy hit either. Imagine youre with your girl waiting in line for 20 minutes in the hot ass sun in july (i miss the heat ) toget some tasty ass dairy queen. With extra nuts of course, because i luv nuts. So you get your tasty ass ice cream and a nerdy college kid starts yelling at you because they ran out of icecream and you guys took the last ones. So the nerdy kid spits in your girls face, takes her ice cream and knocks yours on the ground and laughs about it in front of his friends.
You would have to punch your grandma as hard as you would that kid at that particular dairy queen in boise idaho. what would be ample compensation? If you do not have any grandmas you have my condolences, but you still have to pick the next best family member retarded cousin etc.
I would ask for about 5,000 but would prolly settle for 3k. Side note, I hope my grandma doesnt browse the shroomery. If she does thats wicked awesome lol but at the same time im really sry grandma. Next?
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo] 2
#18856114 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
#18856116 - 09/17/13 11:25 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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my grandma loves me a real lot i wouldn't do that for any amount of money
like one of my grandmas
the other one and me aren't as close but i still wouldn't do it the meaning of life is love not money
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo] 2
#18856131 - 09/17/13 11:28 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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This thread is pure win.
God damn I haven't laughed that heard in a minute.
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Gilgamesh18]
#18856140 - 09/17/13 11:29 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole
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rakipo
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Gilgamesh18] 2
#18856144 - 09/17/13 11:30 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Gilgamesh18 said: I'd do it for free my grandmas an asshole
haha thats the spirit. dont feel bad though everyones family has their assholes. My family makes malcolm in the middle look like that family from seventh heaven
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee] 3
#18856146 - 09/17/13 11:31 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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You're telling me you would knock your grandma out cold for $3k?
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18856151 - 09/17/13 11:33 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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the next best relative from grandma is retarded cousin?
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fee
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18856156 - 09/17/13 11:34 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: You're telling me you would knock your grandma out cold for $3k?
I never said that
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: fee]
#18856197 - 09/17/13 11:44 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver]
#18856216 - 09/17/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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I'd talk to my grandma and we'd come up with a number and split it. my nona aint no fool.
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rakipo
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver] 2
#18856219 - 09/17/13 11:49 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Samurai Drifter said: I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.
haha exactly what my thoughts were. However even if i couldnt share it with her I would still do it, she has dimentia so she wouldnt remember
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: NetDiver]
#18856224 - 09/17/13 11:51 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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wtf....5,000 really? theres something wrong with you man...I'm not sure theres any amount of money I'd knock my grandma out for....I couldn't do it even if she were willing and I were offered a million...couldn't do it
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
#18856231 - 09/17/13 11:52 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
rakipo said:
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Samurai Drifter said: I'd do it for $5k too, mostly because I could share it with my grandma and I'm pretty sure she'd be willing to get punched for less than half that.
haha exactly what my thoughts were. However even if i couldnt share it with her I would still do it, she has dimentia so she wouldnt remember
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: berdinwall]
#18856242 - 09/17/13 11:54 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Ya I couldn't punch my grandmas hahhahah wtf.
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: rakipo]
#18856253 - 09/17/13 11:58 PM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Fuck Idk. My last electric bill was ridiculous. Highest bill my lady and I ever got. Think it was $197.46. So yeah...I guess I'd drop that ass for one hundred and ninety seven dollars and forty six cents. Actually lets toss in another 5 bucks on top of that so I can get me a pack of smokes
$202.46
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Nifflerz]
#18856265 - 09/18/13 12:00 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????
And Fee, I was responding to OP, not you
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18856273 - 09/18/13 12:02 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Mush4Brains said: Where are you getting cigs for $5 a pack????
Across the street. Mobil gas station. $4.90 for a pack of Marlboros.
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Mush4Brains]
#18856285 - 09/18/13 12:04 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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Well my grandmother is knocked out for good.
Wheres my money?
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Re: how much money would you knock your grandma out for? [Re: Legend]
#18856301 - 09/18/13 12:08 AM (10 years, 6 months ago) |
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This is the best thread I have read in a long ass time.
-------------------- blankk said to fee: btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp Turtletotem said: I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off. Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man. And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion? Religion is fun.
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