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Maverick
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
#17968712 - 03/17/13 01:04 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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When you're takin' your shots and drinking your irish carbombs, don't forget to pay homeage to the carbombers of the IRA:
I hear that some splinter groups are gettin' active again:
Don't forget to drink some Murphy's Irish Stout!
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17968716 - 03/17/13 01:06 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Personally, I prefer the IRA's take on the popular drink.
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Maverick
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The IRA's take is the original take, the 'irish carbomb' drink was invented and named after IRA carbombings, sometime around 1980.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17968791 - 03/17/13 01:19 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Nope. America did everything first, including inspiring Ireland to bomb each other through mediocre beverages.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Prisoner#1] 3
#17968870 - 03/17/13 01:35 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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St-Patrick's day is just the excuse for getting drunk on the 17th of March
March 18th excuse is the birthday of Princess Louise
March 19th's excuse is the legalization of gambling in Nevada in 1931
March 20th's excuse to get drunk is the celebration of Einstein's publication of his general relativity theory
And so on
A drunk knows his holidays.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17968879 - 03/17/13 01:38 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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The Real IRA are assclowns at this point and should just stop kidding themselves. "On 26 July 2012, it was reported that Republican Action Against Drugs (RAAD) and other independent republican paramilitary groups were merging with the Real IRA." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Action_Against_Drugs
Total asshats.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: fapjack]
#17968939 - 03/17/13 01:49 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17969024 - 03/17/13 02:05 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Saint Patrick was a dick. I don't celebrate Saint Patrick's Day, I mourn it. With copious booze.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: carnage11]
#17969028 - 03/17/13 02:05 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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now i feel like makin some hash.
i love bein irish
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When I take a lengthy whiskey-piss, I imagine it's on Saint Patrick's big fat stupid face.
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Quote:
sVs said: When I take a lengthy whiskey-piss, I imagine it's on Saint Patrick's big fat stupid face.
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kr0nik0 said: Happy St Patrick's day!
I've been drinking Mimosas from 7am till Noon on the beach alongside shots of crown.
Since then I have been sipping on Crown at the house. I am not Irish and have no descent from any Irishman. Thus-
-I will not let people put green food coloring in my beer -If I wear green, it's is strictly coincidental -I won't go to an I Irish pub and sing outdated folk Irish songs.
What I will do is invite several people over. Drink enough whiskey so that I forget why I'm drinking. Maybe a lady friend will come over eventually.
If the Irish are lucky enough, I might play some Flogging Molly...maybe..
Happy St. Pattie's day! Get drunk! Drink without moderation! Drink some more because it's the day where you're supposed to be drunk all day!
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sVs said: Nope. America did everything first, including inspiring Ireland to bomb each other through mediocre beverages.
If you're talking about CAR BOMBS in general, you're wrong. "The first car bomb may have been the one used for the assassination attempt on Ottoman Sultan Abdul Hamid II in 1905 in Istanbul by Armenian separatists, in the command of Belgian anarchist Edward Jorris."
If you're talking about the drink Irish Carbomb, it was created around 1980, well after the issues between Britain and Ireland occured.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17969240 - 03/17/13 02:56 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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sVs said: When I take a lengthy whiskey-piss, I imagine it's on Saint Patrick's big fat stupid face.
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Maverick said:
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sVs said: Nope. America did everything first, including inspiring Ireland to bomb each other through mediocre beverages.
If you're talking about CAR BOMBS in general, you're wrong. "The first car bomb may have been the one used for the assassination attempt on Ottoman Sultan Abdul Hamid II in 1905 in Istanbul by Armenian separatists, in the command of Belgian anarchist Edward Jorris."
If you're talking about the drink Irish Carbomb, it was created around 1980, well after the issues between Britain and Ireland occured.
So you're saying car bombs were invented in the middle east?
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Maverick
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Apparently, middle-eastern/eastern european area.
They DO seem to employ them quite regularly in the middle east, don't they?
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17969251 - 03/17/13 02:59 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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To be honest, every post I've made in this thread has been highly-facetious, which I assumed you would pick up on at some point. Except for the one about the pissing. I was dead fucking serious there.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17969254 - 03/17/13 03:00 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Middle-Eastern Car Bombs seem to be a lot more effective than the Irish ones.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick] 1
#17969257 - 03/17/13 03:00 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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i like dicks
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Maverick]
#17969258 - 03/17/13 03:00 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Maverick said: Apparently, middle-eastern/eastern european area.
They DO seem to employ them quite regularly in the middle east, don't they?
They do just love dramatic and spectacular but ultimately useless displays of violence in that area, it seems.
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Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day! [Re: Patlal]
#17969264 - 03/17/13 03:02 PM (11 years, 14 days ago) |
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Patlal said: St-Patrick's day is just the excuse for getting drunk on the 17th of March
March 18th excuse is the birthday of Princess Louise
March 19th's excuse is the legalization of gambling in Nevada in 1931
March 20th's excuse to get drunk is the celebration of Einstein's publication of his general relativity theory
And so on
A drunk knows his holidays.
Please list the other 361 so everyone will leave me alone about it.
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