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 Lazerouth
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 how should i eat my donut? (poll) 
#1773742 - 08/02/03 07:17 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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i have a donut.
i found it in the back of my drawer under some dirty underwear covered in mold and cobwebs. i estimate that the donut is 3 months old although there is no way to be sure.
it is all my fault, i did not eat the donut instead i put it somewhere stupid and i forgot about it. this is not acceptable. i know now that i must pay for my crimes. a baker poured his heart and soul into this donut only for it to be discarded by a cruel unworthy pathetic specimen of a human being.
tonight i am going to eat the donut as a punishment. do not try to stop me i am a horrible person.
this is my destiny.
two fish in a sea must become one.
body, spirit, soul.
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 daba
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 Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1774051 - 08/02/03 09:05 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Mmm I love my Rusty Brown Rings donut! hehehe
-Vice City addict
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Drink_Punk_Soda
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1774066 - 08/02/03 09:12 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Snort that bad boy! 
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TheShroomHermit
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1774068 - 08/02/03 09:12 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Put in in the blender with as much orange juice as your prepared to drink. This always helps me get down stuff I don't want to taste for to long.
But if you're serious about spiritual redemption, you should eat it bite bite bite, as you would a fresh donut.
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Pyronate
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Definitely snort it. Grind it into dust and make it into one long rail. Snort as much as you can on each run. If any falls out of your nose, scoop it up and snort it again.
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 Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1774137 - 08/02/03 09:38 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Chew it with your hiney bone 
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1774159 - 08/02/03 09:47 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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 Baby_Hitler
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: TxTec]
#1774439 - 08/02/03 11:18 PM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yea, plug that mofo.
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#1774730 - 08/03/03 01:32 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Snort it
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Anonymous
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Hans_Moleman]
#1774749 - 08/03/03 01:43 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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With your hiney bone
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Lazerouth
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im starting to regret including the snorting option it will really hurt.
i was thinking about takin some pics with my cam but i dont want to do anything incriminating. donut police got narcs everywhere.
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#1775016 - 08/03/03 06:58 AM (20 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yes, a cop could easily recognise the donut and trace it directly to you.
Best not to take the chance.
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#14465987 - 05/17/11 01:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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im so addicted to crumb donuts
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nice1
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#14466087 - 05/17/11 02:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Tongue the hole 
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: learningtofly] 3
#14466096 - 05/17/11 02:20 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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How did you find a 7 year old thread about a donut to bump? lol
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nice1
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Equipto]
#14466111 - 05/17/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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 Oh yea 
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iamnotadream
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Lazerouth]
#14466127 - 05/17/11 02:36 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Lazerouth said:
a baker poured his heart and soul into this donut only for it to be discarded by a cruel unworthy pathetic specimen of a human being.
nope, the baker was swearing under his breath at the fact that he has a shitty life and a shitty job making thousands of doughnuts a day each losing more heart and soul than the last batch. eat it out of sympathy  .
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: iamnotadream]
#14467062 - 05/17/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hopefully he ate it already... otherwise that's going to be one ancient terrible donut.
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koraks
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: SimonJester]
#14467072 - 05/17/11 09:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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'Tis a donut of archaeological significance by now.
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Re: how should i eat my donut? (poll) [Re: Equipto]
#14467084 - 05/17/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Equipto said:
How did you find a 7 year old thread about a donut to bump? lol
lol, yeah v good question
mmmm doughnut 
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