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Offliner00tuuu123
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What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with
    #17488584 - 01/02/13 08:39 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #17488664 - 01/02/13 08:53 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Johnny Depp

He would dazzle me with many costumes

Then seduce with his different voices :bigkiss:

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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: Wise Toad] * 2
    #17488672 - 01/02/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

sponge bob square pants!
soo many holes and soo absorbent!


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #17488676 - 01/02/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I always have to stop whatever I'm doing and watch whenever I hear a Wendy's commercial now.. :lol:

I dunno who I'd pick really, there are too many insanely hot actresses. I need an orgy.


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: bishlap]
    #17488678 - 01/02/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Alison Brie.


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: Dark_Star] * 1
    #17488717 - 01/02/13 09:00 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Jennifer Tilly. I love that voice


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: Dark_Star]
    #17488742 - 01/02/13 09:04 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Yea but she probably gets all the free burgers she wants.
Yeah hon get me a triple  with extra bacon extra cheese mustard and pickle.
Sides that she's totally hot even fully clothed.


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123] * 2
    #17488756 - 01/02/13 09:06 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

A plump Oprah


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #17488766 - 01/02/13 09:07 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

r00tuuu123 said:
Yea but she probably gets all the free burgers she wants.
Yeah hon get me a triple  with extra bacon extra cheese mustard and pickle.
Sides that she's totally hot even fully clothed.




  Just more of her to heinously chimp fuck.





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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: mapleleafmarijuana] * 2
    #17488772 - 01/02/13 09:08 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Emma Watson


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: Patlal] * 2
    #17488787 - 01/02/13 09:10 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Girlfriend experience with Oliva Munn or Emma Watson :smirk:

:datass:


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: ch1ck3n.s0up]
    #17488795 - 01/02/13 09:12 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Diane Lane back in the day.  Heather Locklear back in the day.  Stevie Nicks back in the day.  Jane Russell back in the day.  Mae West back in the day.  Emma Thompson back in the day.


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: mpd] * 1
    #17488811 - 01/02/13 09:14 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Pam grier back in the day


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Vinegar Tom
stay black cocksucker, thats the most important thing - joey coco diaz
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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: mpd]
    #17488835 - 01/02/13 09:18 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

amber heard, zooey deschanel, or nanna bryndís hilmarsdóttir.

all are different form each other, but cute nonetheless


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: jammin]
    #17488840 - 01/02/13 09:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

A young marisa tomei


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: mapleleafmarijuana] * 1
    #17488841 - 01/02/13 09:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Emily Blunt:


Emma Watson:


Kristen Stewart:


Bérénice Marlohe


Jennifer Connelly:


Keira Knightley:

Edited by Cavemen (01/03/13 07:43 PM)

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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123]
    #17488842 - 01/02/13 09:19 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Zooey Deschanel

Katherine Moennig


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: r00tuuu123] * 1
    #17488846 - 01/02/13 09:20 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Milla Jovovich, hands down.

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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: 4runner]
    #17488857 - 01/02/13 09:23 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Milla Jovovich, hands down.




Finally, something we agree on.  :thumbup:


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Re: What Actress or Actor would you most like to have sex with [Re: mpd]
    #17488884 - 01/02/13 09:28 PM (11 years, 2 months ago)

I will go with the girl from the vampire movies. Dont know why but I  have a crush on her.

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