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Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune?
    #17037099 - 10/15/12 06:16 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I usually keep mine.

It's crazy, but the last few i've gotten have kind of spoken to me.
I got this one a few months ago at the same time i was pretty addicted to dilaudids.



Also had another one, i can't find that said something about keeping old relationships and shortly after an old friend from elementary school i hadn't talked to in a while gave me a call.

Coincidence? Or something else?

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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: thoughts]
    #17037107 - 10/15/12 06:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

haha when i was a little kid i thought you had to eat them for them to come true...still shitting out fortunes to this very day.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: casket]
    #17037130 - 10/15/12 06:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Dude, if they were from china they probably had a bunch of lead in the ink.:paranoid:


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    #17037137 - 10/15/12 06:21 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

The other week i got a fortune cookies and as a joke i said to my friends i will follow this fortune down to the tee for the rest of my life.I opened it and there was no fortune!Some chineese kid fucking forgot to put one in:mad2:


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: thoughts]
    #17037154 - 10/15/12 06:24 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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Dude, if they were from china they probably had a bunch of lead in the ink.:paranoid:



that...explains....so much...:itwasgoodforme::lolsy:


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: casket]
    #17037159 - 10/15/12 06:26 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Dude my last fortune said not to worry about turning 50. I'm 20

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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: casket]
    #17037166 - 10/15/12 06:28 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

:hehehe:



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The other week i got a fortune cookies and as a joke i said to my friends i will follow this fortune down to the tee for the rest of my life.I opened it and there was no fortune!Some chineese kid fucking forgot to put one in:mad2:



Ha, i got one with a blank paper one time. I made my own fortune that day.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: thoughts]
    #17037291 - 10/15/12 06:50 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

actually, i do keep many of them. sometimes they're worthless, and other times they really come at the right time. i have yet to get one with the same fortune. :cool:

fortune cookies are a lot like life, it is always speaking to you, except life's message isn't always as clear as a fortune cookie.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: zZZz]
    #17037313 - 10/15/12 06:55 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I had one a few months back that just said "made in the usa".


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #17037414 - 10/15/12 07:10 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

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actually, i do keep many of them. sometimes they're worthless, and other times they really come at the right time. i have yet to get one with the same fortune. :cool:

fortune cookies are a lot like life, it is always speaking to you, except life's message isn't always as clear as a fortune cookie.



I like that.

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I had one a few months back that just said "made in the usa".



That's funny.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: thoughts]
    #17037429 - 10/15/12 07:11 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

The last 3 have come true.

I no longer open fortune cookies.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: VivaLaMushie]
    #17037446 - 10/15/12 07:14 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

Why not, what did the last one say?


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #17037468 - 10/15/12 07:17 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I used to collect them. I've got several pill bottles filled with fortune cookies. When I first started
collecting them I pasted them into a book. After a while it got too time consuming, so now I just keep
them bundled up.

When I go out and about I take a couple in my pocket and put them in places. Tucked in corners.
Under windshield wipers. Wherever the fancy strikes me. Since I no longer collect I've got to do
something with them.

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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: SimonJester]
    #17037537 - 10/15/12 07:29 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

if i ever find a fortune paper on my windshield i will probably trip the eff out.


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Re: Fortune cookies: Do you keep your fortune? [Re: zZZz]
    #17037548 - 10/15/12 07:31 PM (11 years, 5 months ago)

I dont keep em . I dont even take them seriously.


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