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passifloracaerulea
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damn raccoons!
#16213630 - 05/11/12 04:16 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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i placed my trash up high on top of one of my machines, and i just chased the little fuckers off. they somehow climbed up and now there's holes torn all in the bag where they stuck there hands in. i'm about to live trap their asses and throw em into the ocean surf. fuckers are as annoying as bears, god damned vandals!
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Enjoywho
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We don't have racoons up here I've never seen one.
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: damn raccoons! [Re: Enjoywho]
#16213691 - 05/11/12 04:41 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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they've hit me three more times since my op. the garbage is now in my laundry room. i think they got a little cat shit to eat, lucky bastards.
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Spiralout112
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Ever heard of garbage cans?
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Digital Dreams
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Outsmarting racoons, how does it work?
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SheikCorp
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Quote:
Spiralout112 said: Ever heard of garbage cans?
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: damn raccoons! [Re: SheikCorp]
#16213749 - 05/11/12 05:00 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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yeah, a garbage can would be nice, but it would have to be bear proof too. i put one bag out and was going to take it up to the locked shed tomorrow. i live where there is no garbage service and have to haul it to the dump every so often.
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Shroomism
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Quote:
Spiralout112 said: Ever heard of garbage cans?
Yes. Racoons have too.
When I was a kid we used to have a racoon that broke into our garbage cans every night. It was the old school big cylindrical metal ones with a big metal lid, the fucker would take the lid off and go digging through them and trash would be everywhere.
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passifloracaerulea
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Quote:
Digital Dreams said: Outsmarting racoons, how does it work?
live trap, drive to ocean, dump raccoon in ocean, raccoon outsmarted. i've caught dozens of them over the years. there's no end to the little bastards. they even ate an entire strawberry crop when i was farming. they made the berries nasty with their little scatches all over. they touch every single berry every night. maybe i need a coon hound.
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MushroomNSwiss
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passifloracaerulea
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video doesn't load. i'd like to see though. and what kind of asshole gets into your garbage at 3 in the fucking morning!?
Edited by passifloracaerulea (05/11/12 05:20 AM)
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MushroomNSwiss
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Works great for me. Try copying and pasting it in your browser.
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passifloracaerulea
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page loads fine, the video sticks. oh well... got it to play, fucking hilarious! i love the sound the bear makes as it gets shocked. the cub has no idea what's going on, but just follows mama. i'm literally in tears from watching that. i had horrible bear problems and eventually had to have them trapped. i'm seriously considering doing this. the camera would also serve as entertainment. i could even have an animal shock thread going with my latest victims posted every day.
Edited by passifloracaerulea (05/11/12 05:26 AM)
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MushroomNSwiss
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Try it in a different browser like Firefox or Chrome.
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Shroomism
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You probably need to update flash or try a different browser or something
TL;DR- night vision of a garage, bear cub and bear walks into scene. bear cub starts sniffing around going oh hai guyz whats going on in here Big bear steps on a giant electric shock pad, makes a loud bear noise and runs away Little bear goes and runs after him
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MushroomNSwiss
Capt. Obvious
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Re: damn raccoons! [Re: Shroomism]
#16213799 - 05/11/12 05:26 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Those were Montana raccoons.
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Shroomism
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Man what the fuck do you guys feed those things? People?
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passifloracaerulea
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Re: damn raccoons! [Re: Shroomism]
#16213820 - 05/11/12 05:34 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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i had to watch that video until i couldn't laugh anymore. i wonder where i get a shock pad, or if i have to make one myself. i put my hand on an electric fence once, shocked the shit out of me and left one hemisphere of my body numb for a few hours.
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MushroomNSwiss
Capt. Obvious
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Re: damn raccoons! [Re: Shroomism]
#16213822 - 05/11/12 05:36 AM (11 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Shroomism said: Man what the fuck do you guys feed those things? People?
Tourists. In the winter we supplement with frozen Californians.
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mndfreeze
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Fucking awesome. I'm building one for in front of my fridge.
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