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OfflinePatlal
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Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend.
    #15660159 - 01/13/12 11:05 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

I just fear that question: So, what do you do for a living tihihi...

For some reason I have the impression that as soon as I'll say unemployed, she'll just say: Oh...and think "well this guy is a waste of my time"

I never thought I could lose that much confidence in myself.

Am I just delusional here?


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #15660183 - 01/13/12 11:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

It's a self fulfilling prophecy. If you lose confidence, then you won't come across as confident (duh) and therefore not get the girl. If you remain confident, you don't need a job to get the girl. Although she might find you a loser if you fail to get a job in due course.

Either way: get a job. It makes life so much easier.

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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #15660184 - 01/13/12 11:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

this is a normal feeling u having.

but here is a tip : since you are unemployed idk why u looking for a gf ?  GF's are good in life when things are stable !

thats not a bad thing though ! all u need to know is that everything will be fine and u will get back on your feet ... but for now all u do is HIT AND RUN dude ! fuck them girls and make it clear they are your fuck toys... i dont know how it is over there were u live but chicks here in L.A love being fuck toys lol
Good luck


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660190 - 01/13/12 11:09 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yeah duh. There's is is even a song about this very topic something along the lines of "I aint saying she a goldigga, but she aint messin wit no broke nigga."

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OfflineIncentiveAdded
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660196 - 01/13/12 11:10 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

you gotta put some Sauce on that line . .. Tell here you're part of the Un-employment force, the fastest growing sector in America! :wink:

then be-Dazzle your work history and fabricate an impossibly lucrative near future that hinges on Megalomania. . .:evil:

Don't forget the Swagger :thumbup:

(ie: what koraks said =P  don't sweat the small shit)


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Vernus]
    #15660205 - 01/13/12 11:12 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Good.Should make you want to get a job more.

Dont bother trying to find a good girl unless you got a Job/Car/Crib.

Havent you heard TLCs Scrub??


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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: koraks]
    #15660208 - 01/13/12 11:12 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Vernus said:
this is a normal feeling u having.

but here is a tip : since you are unemployed idk why u looking for a gf ?  GF's are good in life when things are stable !

thats not a bad thing though ! all u need to know is that everything will be fine and u will get back on your feet ... but for now all u do is HIT AND RUN dude ! fuck them girls and make it clear they are your fuck toys... i dont know how it is over there were u live but chicks here in L.A love being fuck toys lol
Good luck




I dunno. I don't even want to get a girlfriend.

Its just a feeling I'm having. I feel that if I did end up wanting one, shit would be more difficult. I seem to believe that much more effort would be needed to compensate.

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koraks said:
It's a self fulfilling prophecy. If you lose confidence, then you won't come across as confident (duh) and therefore not get the girl. If you remain confident, you don't need a job to get the girl. Although she might find you a loser if you fail to get a job in due course.

Either way: get a job. It makes life so much easier.




I'm normally very confident, I never had problems getting girls. Keeping them on the other hand...

I'd probably still be myself and manage to reel one in. It's just gonna nagging at me in my subconcious...


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #15660216 - 01/13/12 11:13 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Just tell her you are in the import export business.
Buy and sell a few things on Ebay to be legit.

:costanza:

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #15660238 - 01/13/12 11:16 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

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Alabama Slim said:
Yeah duh. There's is is even a song about this very topic something along the lines of "I aint saying she a goldigga, but she aint messin wit no broke nigga."




I ain't broke. I've got other sources of revenue.

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Solo_Dolo said:
Good.Should make you want to get a job more.

Dont bother trying to find a good girl unless you got a Job/Car/Crib.

Havent you heard TLCs Scrub??




I can't get a job right now... I got issues to work on and they have managed to put my ass on disability.

I do have a car and a crib...

You making me feel better already.

I just realized that I have focused so much on not having a job that I forgot to put in the equation what I do have.


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InvisibleAlabama Slim
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660256 - 01/13/12 11:19 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Shit why are you even worried? If you got money just straight up lie and say you have a job.

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OfflinePatlal
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Alabama Slim]
    #15660273 - 01/13/12 11:21 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Alabama Slim said:
Shit why are you even worried? If you got money just straight up lie and say you have a job.




Yeah...

Lying did get me far in life before. I might give it a shot.


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Offlinenice1
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660287 - 01/13/12 11:23 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Patlal said:

Am I just delusional here?




Yes.  If they are that shallow its a big red flag anyway.

If a girl wants a job and money out of you instead of love and affection then what good are they anyway?


People will eject you for all sorts of reasons in the dating game.  If they do its nothing to fret over plenty more fish in the sea.

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Offlinenice1
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660292 - 01/13/12 11:24 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

How does a landlord become unemployed anyway?

You made a thread a few months back boasting about how easy it is to be a landlord making money off debt lol  :sherlock:

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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: nice1]
    #15660389 - 01/13/12 11:39 AM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Yea well if you are on disability..thats still income.Wouldnt worry too much bout it.
Think a car and crib is more key than a job.


Another thing i do is work out.My self esteem is much much higher the more swoll i am:smileyfrog:


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Offlinewithoutawire
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Patlal]
    #15660548 - 01/13/12 12:11 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Maybe it's because you are Canadian.


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Vernus]
    #15660563 - 01/13/12 12:14 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Vernus said:
i dont know how it is over there were u live but chicks here in L.A love being fuck toys lol
Good luck




:thumbup: Couldn't have said it better.


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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: Sham87]
    #15660576 - 01/13/12 12:16 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

what do you do for a living?

"Venture capitalist."


Meaning, you take advantage of opportunities to make money. Sounds more interesting than "fapping on shroomery all day."

:yesnod:


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Offlinewithoutawire
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #15660590 - 01/13/12 12:19 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
what do you do for a living?

"Venture capitalist."


Meaning, you take advantage of opportunities to make money.
:yesnod:





Woman love that shit.


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OfflineThe Ecstatic
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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: withoutawire]
    #15660611 - 01/13/12 12:23 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

withoutawire said:
Quote:

The Ecstatic said:
what do you do for a living?

"Venture capitalist."


Meaning, you take advantage of opportunities to make money.
:yesnod:





Woman love that shit.




Seriously.

I tell women I'm a service technician at (car dealership).  Sounds a lot better than saying "I wash cars in the sun all day."

It's my official title, but still.  It's all about wording broham.


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Re: Ever since I'm unemployed, I seem to have lost my confidence to get a girlfriend. [Re: The Ecstatic]
    #15660674 - 01/13/12 12:35 PM (12 years, 2 months ago)

Nobody is ever interested when I tell them I'm a hardware test engineer :lol: 

Yes, it's every bit as boring as it sounds.

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