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shroomie_glen
RedHotPussyLiquor

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So I "Tore It Up"

#15565644 - 12/24/11 05:20 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So I Fucked this chick that had "allegedly" not had sex in a year and I "Tore It Up" according to her testimony..... any of you ever experienced this??????????
Or was this chick just feeding me info I wanted to hear???????????
If need be I WILL post pics of my cock, but you all don't want me to unleash the monster.

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Endeavor
Stranger

Registered: 09/13/11
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: shroomie_glen]
#15565654 - 12/24/11 05:31 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not sure what your trying to ask...

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biff
Boom

Registered: 06/23/09
Posts: 1,860
Loc: america
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Endeavor]
#15565669 - 12/24/11 05:48 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I say throw up the pics. We need to see what was tore up.

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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!

Registered: 08/25/06
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: biff]
#15565675 - 12/24/11 05:53 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

cock pic not necessary... I have been told plenty of times (at least 73% of the girls ive loved upon) that ive tore it up. put a bitch to sleep, dug her out, dicked her down. I am, however, averaged sized.

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the spiral
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Hakim0777]
#15565684 - 12/24/11 06:00 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

this forum is chock full of exhibitionists. :thumbup:

:thumbup:

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Samuel L Jackson
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Posts: 8,395

Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: the spiral]
#15565688 - 12/24/11 06:04 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

at least he isnt as bad as crystal g.

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Inconspicuous
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#15565691 - 12/24/11 06:09 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

:billymayshead:

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shroomie_glen
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Samuel L Jackson]
#15565694 - 12/24/11 06:11 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Okay first off, SamJ is completely right.... anyone who knows anyone around here knows well of her..
And secondly, I was simply asking if anyone has "tore the pussy up" as the girl that I have been with claims.

Thank you HAkim07777, that is ALL I wanted to know. (thank you for not making me unleash the fury of my monster cock in pics upon this forum)

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No. No, man. Shit, no man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that man.

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Rexter
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: shroomie_glen]
#15565698 - 12/24/11 06:15 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Cleaver troll you are :maximumtrolling:

:maximumtrolling:

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Morphogenesis
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Endeavor]
#15565699 - 12/24/11 06:16 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Endeavor said:
I'm not sure what your trying to ask...

Bragging isn't usually a question.

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Hakim0777
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: shroomie_glen]
#15565704 - 12/24/11 06:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

SamuelLJackson said:
at least he isnt as bad as crystal g.

Quote:

shroomie_glen said:
Okay first off, SamJ is completely right.... anyone who knows anyone around here knows well of her..
And secondly, I was simply asking if anyone has "tore the pussy up" as the girl that I have been with claims.

Thank you HAkim07777, that is ALL I wanted to know. (thank you for not making me unleash the fury of my monster cock in pics upon this forum)

perfect solution,

you will dick down crystal G with your massive cock(slathered with coasters ketamine), dividing the shroomery by zero and setting us free.

are you up to the challenge? crystal G is a fucking powder keg but most orginial shroomerites can attest to her slutty awesome fuckable (and asian) good looks. (I might still have her myspace)

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Joolz

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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Hakim0777]
#15565727 - 12/24/11 06:37 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

My girl doesn't say I "tore it up" she just goes "oooo, baby, you fucked me, shiiiiiiiit".

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Prohibition didn't work for God; Eve ate the fruit.

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Hakim0777
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Joolz]
#15565740 - 12/24/11 06:46 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Joolz said:
My girl doesn't say I "tore it up" she just goes "oooo, baby, you fucked me, shiiiiiiiit".

...and then passes the fuck out. there is not greater feeling.

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Digital Dreams
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: shroomie_glen]
#15565749 - 12/24/11 06:53 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

So...you finally got laid? Is that what this thread is all about? Cool story bro...

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MikeZ

Registered: 05/05/09
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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Digital Dreams]
#15565795 - 12/24/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I think you get the gist of what she means by tore it up.. Some of you guys seem to live for boasting and attention..

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RenzoSupreme
Can you feel the heat, brother?

Registered: 11/02/11
Posts: 918

Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: Digital Dreams]
#15565798 - 12/24/11 07:17 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

You act like its an achievement.

Its par for the coarse, buddy.

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RenzoSupreme
Can you feel the heat, brother?

Registered: 11/02/11
Posts: 918

Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: MikeZ]
#15565800 - 12/24/11 07:18 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

MikeZ said:
I think you get the gist of what she means by tore it up.. Some of you guys seem to live for boasting and attention..

Who me?

Naaaaaah.

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MikeZ

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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: RenzoSupreme]
#15565803 - 12/24/11 07:20 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

Well he doesn't live for anything anymore, right ? RIP

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RenzoSupreme
Can you feel the heat, brother?

Registered: 11/02/11
Posts: 918

Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: MikeZ]
#15565811 - 12/24/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

too soon, brah, too soon.

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MikeZ

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Re: So I "Tore It Up"

[Re: RenzoSupreme]
#15565820 - 12/24/11 07:26 AM (12 years, 3 months ago)

I grew up watching him on TV.. I liked the guy.. :smile:

:smile:

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