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You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."?
    #15405827 - 11/21/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Well FUCK THAT.
Microwave that shit and drizzle it on thangs or dunk some fruit in it.

About 30 seconds if its more than half full, do eet.:yesnod:


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
    #15405830 - 11/21/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

microwave it until it's nice and warm...............














and then have sex with it:megusta:


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
    #15405833 - 11/21/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

wat u know about that there nutella?lol. nutella is the shit

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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
    #15405840 - 11/21/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
microwave it until it's nice and warm...............














and then have sex with it:megusta:



:fagface:


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Umeltin] * 1
    #15405852 - 11/21/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

It's only because microwaving non-microwaveable plastics supposed leeches out trace carcinogenic chemicals. Know what I? Fuck that! Some other carcinogen or liver failure will get me long before that would happen.  :microwave:


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500]
    #15405857 - 11/21/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

microwave it, stick your penis in it, then have your dog girlfriend lick it off.


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500]
    #15405872 - 11/21/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Galaxie500 said:
It's only because microwaving non-microwaveable plastics supposed leeches out trace carcinogenic chemicals. Know what I? Fuck that! Some other carcinogen or liver failure will get me long before that would happen.  :microwave:



Ohh shit, really?
:trippnballs:


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts] * 1
    #15405901 - 11/22/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one like PCBs or dioxins or the likes... Little dioxin never hurt anyone... Except for that whole Vietnam/Agent Orange thing... No biggie...


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
    #15405977 - 11/22/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Salomon said:
microwave it until it's nice and warm...............














and then have sex with it:megusta:



Perhaps a cold block of nutella lubricated with warm nutella would.....
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
    #15406434 - 11/22/11 04:36 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Wow, I am already crushing on Nutella and I haven't even had sex with it. This will take our relationship to a whole new level! Maybe we will get married...


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500] * 1
    #15406482 - 11/22/11 05:02 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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Galaxie500 said:
Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one



Phtalates and BPA, mostly.
There's some interesting stuff about it here.

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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks] * 1
    #15406494 - 11/22/11 05:08 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

nutella, i hardly know her


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: venetianblinds]
    #15406511 - 11/22/11 05:22 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

hot nutella over frozen cool whip
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Micawber]
    #15406543 - 11/22/11 05:44 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

I got stoned the other day and ate so much nutella I should have wrote a trip report.


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks]
    #15406775 - 11/22/11 08:15 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
Quote:

Galaxie500 said:
Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one



Phtalates and BPA, mostly.
There's some interesting stuff about it here.



Thanks for the link.

Wow, now I understand why is says "dont microwave"

ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY: melted nutella is like sex in heaven, but please first place it in a microwave safe container so you dont get cancer.


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
    #15406777 - 11/22/11 08:16 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Around here, nutella comes in glass jars. Is that different in the US?

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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
    #15406791 - 11/22/11 08:20 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Quote:

koraks said:
Quote:

Galaxie500 said:
Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one



Phtalates and BPA, mostly.
There's some interesting stuff about it here.



Thanks for the link.

Wow, now I understand why is says "dont microwave"

ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY: melted nutella is like sex in heaven, but please first place it in a microwave safe container so you dont get cancer.



so you actuially stuck your dick in it?


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks]
    #15406821 - 11/22/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
Around here, nutella comes in glass jars. Is that different in the US?




I've never seen a glass nutella jar, only the two different-sized plastic ones are on the shelves in US stores I've been to.

I always wondered if the microwave warning was referring to the actual nutella spread or the plastic jar that was the danger.  Not that I would ever take the time to microwave it.  I usually eat it straight from the jar with a spoon/finger/whatever utensil is clean.

Did make a nutella pie for Nutella Day once.  All I can say is it was probably the best pie I've made myself.


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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
    #15406824 - 11/22/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Nutella is simply amazing.

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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Tranquility]
    #15406827 - 11/22/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 4 months ago)

Would you microwave the whole jar, or transfer your preferred serving?

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