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You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."?
#15405827 - 11/21/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Well FUCK THAT. Microwave that shit and drizzle it on thangs or dunk some fruit in it.
About 30 seconds if its more than half full, do eet.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
#15405830 - 11/21/11 11:37 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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microwave it until it's nice and warm...............
and then have sex with it
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
#15405833 - 11/21/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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wat u know about that there nutella?lol. nutella is the shit
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
#15405840 - 11/21/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: microwave it until it's nice and warm...............
and then have sex with it
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Umeltin] 1
#15405852 - 11/21/11 11:48 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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It's only because microwaving non-microwaveable plastics supposed leeches out trace carcinogenic chemicals. Know what I? Fuck that! Some other carcinogen or liver failure will get me long before that would happen.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500]
#15405857 - 11/21/11 11:51 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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microwave it, stick your penis in it, then have your dog girlfriend lick it off.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500]
#15405872 - 11/21/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Galaxie500 said: It's only because microwaving non-microwaveable plastics supposed leeches out trace carcinogenic chemicals. Know what I? Fuck that! Some other carcinogen or liver failure will get me long before that would happen.
Ohh shit, really?
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts] 1
#15405901 - 11/22/11 12:09 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one like PCBs or dioxins or the likes... Little dioxin never hurt anyone... Except for that whole Vietnam/Agent Orange thing... No biggie...
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Salomon]
#15405977 - 11/22/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Salomon said: microwave it until it's nice and warm...............
and then have sex with it
Perhaps a cold block of nutella lubricated with warm nutella would.....
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
#15406434 - 11/22/11 04:36 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wow, I am already crushing on Nutella and I haven't even had sex with it. This will take our relationship to a whole new level! Maybe we will get married...
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Galaxie500] 1
#15406482 - 11/22/11 05:02 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Galaxie500 said: Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one
Phtalates and BPA, mostly. There's some interesting stuff about it here.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks] 1
#15406494 - 11/22/11 05:08 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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nutella, i hardly know her
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: venetianblinds]
#15406511 - 11/22/11 05:22 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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hot nutella over frozen cool whip
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Micawber]
#15406543 - 11/22/11 05:44 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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I got stoned the other day and ate so much nutella I should have wrote a trip report.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks]
#15406775 - 11/22/11 08:15 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said:
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Galaxie500 said: Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one
Phtalates and BPA, mostly. There's some interesting stuff about it here.
Thanks for the link.
Wow, now I understand why is says "dont microwave"
ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY: melted nutella is like sex in heaven, but please first place it in a microwave safe container so you dont get cancer.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
#15406777 - 11/22/11 08:16 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Around here, nutella comes in glass jars. Is that different in the US?
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
#15406791 - 11/22/11 08:20 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
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koraks said:
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Galaxie500 said: Yep yep... I don't remember what, but its probably a real nasty one
Phtalates and BPA, mostly. There's some interesting stuff about it here.
Thanks for the link.
Wow, now I understand why is says "dont microwave"
ATTENTION TO EVERYBODY: melted nutella is like sex in heaven, but please first place it in a microwave safe container so you dont get cancer.
so you actuially stuck your dick in it?
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: koraks]
#15406821 - 11/22/11 08:29 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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koraks said: Around here, nutella comes in glass jars. Is that different in the US?
I've never seen a glass nutella jar, only the two different-sized plastic ones are on the shelves in US stores I've been to.
I always wondered if the microwave warning was referring to the actual nutella spread or the plastic jar that was the danger. Not that I would ever take the time to microwave it. I usually eat it straight from the jar with a spoon/finger/whatever utensil is clean.
Did make a nutella pie for Nutella Day once. All I can say is it was probably the best pie I've made myself.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: thoughts]
#15406824 - 11/22/11 08:30 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Nutella is simply amazing.
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Re: You know how on the nutella jar it says "don't microwave."? [Re: Tranquility]
#15406827 - 11/22/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 4 months ago) |
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Would you microwave the whole jar, or transfer your preferred serving?
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