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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells
Registered: 05/01/02
Posts: 11,887
Loc: next door
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Oh my fucking god barbeque
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Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco
Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.
Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude. Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.
Ah young love. Its a messy beast.
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PatrickKn
Registered: 07/10/11
Posts: 20,642
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This happened to me on a cruise ship once.
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numonkei
Back! From thedigestive tractof dave theiguana!
Registered: 04/12/06
Posts: 2,500
Loc: A Tree
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...Welcome to AIDS-ville, hope you've been careful.
...Seriously, I've been in two situations VERY similar, (work relations are often dangerous), and almost got AIDS in both circumstances. That wasn't to be an ass, it's a legitimate warning.
..Also, ALL 'God Barbeque' has AIDS...you didn't get the memo or hand-carved-stone-pamphlet-delivered-by-a-big-bird-(but-not-big-bird-that-would-be-copy-right-in-fridge-meant)
~Monk
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the human abstract
malaka the werewolf
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I_was_the_walrus said: Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco
Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.
Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude. Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.
Ah young love. Its a messy beast.
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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells
Registered: 05/01/02
Posts: 11,887
Loc: next door
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It's a bar. They'll be gone in a few weeks. I'm not too worried...
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Artnotwar
Chemical Researcher
Registered: 04/07/06
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I_was_the_walrus said: Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco
Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.
Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude. Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.
Ah young love. Its a messy beast.
Group sex in the making... Stay tuned.
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Dosile Kouki
derp
Registered: 03/08/10
Posts: 14,963
Loc: Paradise
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fitting lebowski quote
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I only mention it because sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.
further fitting tenacious d quote
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you never know when your going to have to fuck your way out of a tight situation
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Cj-B
All the same...I saw it first.
Registered: 07/16/11
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I_was_the_walrus said: It's a bar. They'll be gone in a few weeks. I'm not too worried...
Thats a rather confident statement. But what the hell do I know. I can't even legally go to a bar so I can't really speak for the turnover rate working for one.
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Yacub
Psychedelic Redneck
Registered: 09/05/09
Posts: 989
Loc: NOLA
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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: Im in the middle of a sexy love fiasco
Girl 1 just got a job at my work. Finds dude working there. They're old lovers. She finds out dude is having relations with chicks at work. She fucks my brains out to spite him.
Girl 2 at my work is having recent relations with dude. Now girl 1 and girl 2 hate each other. So girl 2 hears me and girl 1 have a thang goin... now shes fucking me to spite her.
Ah young love. Its a messy beast.
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