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Offlineyoimjohn
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if jessica alba shows up at your house...
    #15150354 - 09/28/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

and asks you to lick her asshole what are you gunna do?

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Invisibleowls
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15150363 - 09/28/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

rob her


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OfflineCj-B
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15150364 - 09/28/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Let her do it then take pictures while its occuring and sell them to either the press or porn websites depending on how much theyre willing to pay for the pictures.


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OfflineRemix
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15150367 - 09/28/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

question is invalid, could be a doppelganger, which doesn't have an asshole.


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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Cj-B]
    #15150370 - 09/28/11 11:18 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Make her buy me copious amounts of drugs.

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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #15150373 - 09/28/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Then you find out it's just Chuck Testa!

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Invisiblefatppl12

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
    #15150381 - 09/28/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

LoveYourLife said:
Make her buy me copious amounts of drugs.



Quote:

owls said:
rob her






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Invisibledaiy

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15150382 - 09/28/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Take pics for the pub, of course.

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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: daiy]
    #15150392 - 09/28/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

I proceed into dshsb

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OfflineLoveYourLife
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa] * 1
    #15150408 - 09/28/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Vsnares.Zappa said:
I proceed into dshsb






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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: LoveYourLife]
    #15150459 - 09/28/11 11:34 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

If you don't lick her asshole...you are gay.


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Offlineyoimjohn
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Solo_Dolo]
    #15150497 - 09/28/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Solo_Dolo said:
If you don't lick her asshole...you are gay.




I agree

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Invisibleowls
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: yoimjohn]
    #15150567 - 09/28/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 5 months ago)

what if she didn't wipe first :aliceshocker:


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COME TOGETHER, JOIN THE PARTY!!

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OfflineVsnares.Zappa
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
    #15150582 - 09/29/11 12:02 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

lick it anyhow :loldongs:

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Offlineyoimjohn
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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: Vsnares.Zappa]
    #15150604 - 09/29/11 12:07 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

yeah seriously its jessica albas ass:2girls1cup:

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Re: if jessica alba shows up at your house... [Re: owls]
    #15150607 - 09/29/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

owls said:
what if she didn't wipe first :aliceshocker:





So this is where the idea for the thread came from...

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