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Large Necrophilic Crustaceans
    #14668676 - 06/25/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Ya'll be slackin. What's the haps pub peeps?


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14668690 - 06/25/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I worked over thirteen hours straight today

trying to memorize a good chunk of this

Try to imagine yourself in the Cretaceous Period. You get your first look at this "six foot turkey" as you enter a clearing. He moves like a bird, lightly, bobbing his head. And you keep still because you think that maybe his visual acuity is based on movement like T-Rex - he'll lose you if you don't move. But no, not Velociraptor. You stare at him, and he just stares right back. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the side,
[makes 'whoshing' sound]
Dr. Alan Grant: from the other two 'raptors you didn't even know were there. Because Velociraptor's a pack hunter, you see, he uses coordinated attack patterns and he is out in force today. And he slashes at you with this... a six-inch retractable claw, like a razor, on the the middle toe. He doesn't bother to bite your jugular like a lion, say... no no. He slashes at you here... or here... or maybe across the belly, spilling your intestines. The point is... you are alive when they start to eat you. So you know... try to show a little respect.

so I can just randomly bust out with it and blow a waiters mind


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: DrMambo]
    #14668696 - 06/25/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

A worthy goal :yesnod:

I got to take the night off work which is sooooo cool. Although this week has been shit for my income. I think I made around 40 bucks in tips in 4 days of work. Ah well, I pulled in 85 last saturday, and 60 both friday and sunday. Wish I could buy some weed though :sad:

God damn UA's.


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14668702 - 06/25/11 01:03 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: DrMambo]
    #14668729 - 06/25/11 01:12 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

took my cousin out for birthday drinking, smoked with our other cousin. got to go hang out with a bunch of hot girls, not a bad night


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: citricacidx]
    #14668737 - 06/25/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:stoned:


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: propensity]
    #14668767 - 06/25/11 01:27 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Got back in town from work at 8am,hoping we could get some green. Bars were still busy,got some. Jammed outside and got all the people outside the bars over. Good fun.


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: citricacidx]
    #14668804 - 06/25/11 01:39 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: citricacidx]
    #14668819 - 06/25/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

That's creepy :shocked:

Cigarette time. Got a text saying "I wish you were in Madison :wink:" a few minutes ago. Me too girl... me too


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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14668839 - 06/25/11 01:48 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Im stuck at some hipster kid party. Some good friends here and there. Good live music, people switching here and there. Lots of freestyle rapping and idiots with saggy pants. I kinda think...god why am I here? But then I think...well I have nothing else to do. I guess thats why we're all here

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Re: Large Necrophilic Crustaceans [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14668847 - 06/25/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hipster girls are hot


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