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RonaldFuckingPaul
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Give me a multi-million dollar idea
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I need some money yo.
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Dunno
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a pet bucket?
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Mind Transcribing
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A new form of social networking that is based in autonomous sub networks around the country. For example when you walk into a college you'd be in that college's network; at this point anybody signed into the program can see where you are in the college and what your likes, dislikes, hobbies are etc. When you walk into a classroom for the first time you could see who has similar interests and seek them out.
If you leave the college and enter a bookstore like borders you would be in that network and you would be able to find people who have the same taste in literature for example.
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for
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Draw jesus on a bit of toast and auction off to christians, make up cool back story about angels telling you you would sell it for 1 million and use the money to buy a new super church.
Once the cristian sucker has bought the fake jeebus u fuck off to thailand and take meth and bang ladyboys
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stranger_danger
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Quote:
Mind Transcribing said: A new form of social networking that is based in autonomous sub networks around the country. For example when you walk into a college you'd be in that college's network; at this point anybody signed into the program can see where you are in the college and what your likes, dislikes, hobbies are etc. When you walk into a classroom for the first time you could see who has similar interests and seek them out.
If you leave the college and enter a bookstore like borders you would be in that network and you would be able to find people who have the same taste in literature for example.
that sounds terrifying.... im in the system to deep as is.... fuck instant personal recognition wherever i go..............
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Mind Transcribing
Candy Baron
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Signing up is optional. It is very Orwellian despite this, but so are cellphones, facebook, and internet databases.
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nice1
Not the droid your looking for
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Start a bank. Banks create money out of nothing by expanding the currency with fiat money (that isn't backed up thus fraudulant) but its the basis of our entire financial system so if you can't beat em - join em. Basically its legal to print fraudalant paper money as long as you are in with the gang.
Other things you can do is start a ponzi investment scheme, another classic money maker.
If you wanna be legit, get a skill. You can learn to plaster walls in about 1 week flat and then start freelancing for $50 an hour :-) same with electricians except you have to pay for a 2 week course and get the certificates.
Jump on the bandwagon and distribute RCs (legal drugs) that game is nearing its end although meph is still legal in the US. I know several people that made themselves millionairres from that stuff in under ayear when it was legal here in the uK. Its better than coke and highly addictive hence the huge profits. Can be bought dirt cheap in bulk from pakistan or china.
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Dunno
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: nice1]
#14333448 - 04/22/11 01:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ive always wanted to open a a pawn shop/ strip club.
Dunno's Tits and Pawn
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lil_demented
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: Dunno]
#14333478 - 04/22/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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A device that uses bluetooth to connect to each other.
you would use it in your car. When you get close enough to other cars with the same device, you can talk to each other. When you get out of bluetooth range the connection is lost.
It will automatically connect to random strangers if they have the same device within bluetooth range. (about 10 meters)
Design it, market it, sell it. Then it will be banned when it gets popular, but you may make a few bucks first. You owe me if it works.
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cacharstar
Strange is good...
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: lil_demented]
#14333504 - 04/22/11 01:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Million dollar idea.
Start your own currency and print million dollar bills. Cause the world to trade goods in your currency and tax countries on the money they borrow and value your money based on circulation rates... Oh wait they already did that...
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Baby_Hitler
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Break Stuff.
Steal Things.
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: cacharstar]
#14333517 - 04/22/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Start a new age religion, get a few hundred thousand followers and always demand money at the start of any serum
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: Baby_Hitler]
#14333528 - 04/22/11 01:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Write a book about gay mystical creatures
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Moronicus
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: Dunno]
#14333573 - 04/22/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Suck dick. If it works for Jenna Haze, it will work for you.
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Dyslexicate
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I just made an account just so I could propose my multi-million dollar idea I've had for a while now.
Okay here it goes:
You know how America is a democracy (arguable some think its a oligarchy and so forth). The media commonly tries to show public opinion by conducting polls. Well most of those polls are not random and have a small sample size. So what if you made a site that was really simple all it had was some votes. And people could also vote in using texts. You don't have to make an account it somehow only takes one vote per IP. That way public opinion could be obvious to everyone and then politicians can't trick you into thinking the American people are on their side. This site would generate lots of traffic where you can then put ads. I think in the future American voting will be done mostly online.
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MisterMuscaria
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Talk to muppet. He's got a million of em.
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masterfluffypants
The Psilocybin Psychospawn
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: MisterMuscaria]
#14333708 - 04/22/11 02:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fembots that will have sex with you. They feel like real women, but without the emotions. You will make billions.
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masterfluffypants said: Fembots that will have sex with you. They feel like real women, but without the emotions. You will make billions.
http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd
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Asante
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Multiply yourself to 100 and pimp out the other 99
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Enthrall
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Re: Give me a multi-million dollar idea [Re: Asante]
#14333781 - 04/22/11 02:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Get million dara loan, put in bank to collect interest, pay off loan slowely while collecting interest.
Infinite money. U jelly banks?
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