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Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords
    #13598892 - 12/07/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

a recent thread got me inspired to do my audio project on swords. i need to write out a 2 colum script featuring a dialogue between 2 distinct voices. i'm just gonna use my plain boring voice for both and make one high pitched and the other low pitched so it sounds like 2 voices LOL

anyway i'm goin for something kinda like in this thang



LOL

so if anyone has any ideas, please share. im staying up all night to work on this. and its not like you have anything better to do :lol:

i'm using this song for background music


and am adding some sweet sword sfx for extra dimension

so now alls i need is a script :drag:

needs 2 b 60 seconds long .
i'd get the thang started but right now im @ a sort of writers block so i need UR HELP




to write this thang out.



WHOS WITH ME :awesome:


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
    #13598906 - 12/07/10 10:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I dont lend my enormous script writing dick out for free

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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: stuntmanmike]
    #13598924 - 12/07/10 10:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

its not like ud b doin it for nothing . you'll b gettin ur creative juices flowing as well!

i just need some ideas. i dont expect anyone to write out a full script for me


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
    #13598946 - 12/07/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

Why do you need to write an infomercial? Seems like a pointless assignment. Il post if i think of anything but it seems pretty self-explanatory since all infomercials are essentially the same. A few people talking about how great some shit is and all the possible applications of it.


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
    #13599035 - 12/07/10 10:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I love how crazy they get on that Knife Collector's Show :lol:


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Enlightenedwon]
    #13599052 - 12/07/10 10:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The tip broke off from lightly hitting a wooden table? What a piece of shit :lol:


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: The_Ghost]
    #13599112 - 12/07/10 10:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

LOL this has been kinda helpful thanks guys

anyone know any of the wacky names of all these types of swords? i guess i could look at that thread about swords. man im lazy


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: The_Ghost] * 1
    #13599149 - 12/07/10 10:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

I'll do it:

v1:We've all played the Legend of Swordmaster videogame

v2: I know I have

v1: well, look at these beauties, taken right out of the game.

v2: Oh my God , A  sword guardian dark blade, My life is complete

v1: Just look at the fine metal work.

v2: ..AAHhhhhh! oh my God, buy it now!

V1: These blades are handcrafted in your choice of 3 colors

V2: I studied japanese. I can make out the letters.

v1: That's fantastic, Earn your keep young lord, what's that written on the blade

V2: the first letter is R

V1: sounds like royalty to me.

V2: rooser.

V1: Rooser, it must be Japanese for king

V2: I will now demonstrate the rooser sword

V1: Haha show us your ruse sir

V2: ok, this is how I saw it done in "Flute's Oriface" the 8th installment of the Legend.

V1: Oh that's good, nice swing.

V2: I practice with my dog.

V1: I could see that. I'd practice with my dog too. In fact we should all hone our skills with this amazing item, straight from the game.

V2: I'm ponyrider!

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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Enlightenedwon]
    #13599150 - 12/07/10 10:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago)

The tip just got me, O'Dell... Ooooooh, that got me good! A piece of that tip juuust got me.

Folks, right now, we uh... may need emergency surgery... in the studio.

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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
    #13599580 - 12/08/10 12:31 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)
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man thanks a lot lazyfingrz im usin that. got that all layed out n done n recorde. now all i need is some sqweet sword sfx n i'm all done :awesome:

edit: OKAY all done, i post it so u can listen


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Edited by Envix (12/08/10 02:00 AM)

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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
    #13600246 - 12/08/10 08:09 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

man after all that hard work i set out to leave for class this morning and my car wouldnt start! :crankey:

fuck winter

and it wasn't even due today, it was due last week :facepalm:

man i hope he still accepts it


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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
    #13600273 - 12/08/10 08:20 AM (13 years, 3 months ago)

"where I can come down alone after an argument with my wife and....look at the swords".

"I would buy a CD of that sound".

:ilold:


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