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Envix
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Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords
#13598892 - 12/07/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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stuntmanmike
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
#13598906 - 12/07/10 10:16 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I dont lend my enormous script writing dick out for free
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Envix
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: stuntmanmike]
#13598924 - 12/07/10 10:18 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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its not like ud b doin it for nothing . you'll b gettin ur creative juices flowing as well!
i just need some ideas. i dont expect anyone to write out a full script for me
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The_Ghost
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
#13598946 - 12/07/10 10:21 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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Why do you need to write an infomercial? Seems like a pointless assignment. Il post if i think of anything but it seems pretty self-explanatory since all infomercials are essentially the same. A few people talking about how great some shit is and all the possible applications of it.
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
#13599035 - 12/07/10 10:32 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I love how crazy they get on that Knife Collector's Show
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The_Ghost
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Enlightenedwon]
#13599052 - 12/07/10 10:35 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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The tip broke off from lightly hitting a wooden table? What a piece of shit
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Envix
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: The_Ghost]
#13599112 - 12/07/10 10:43 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL this has been kinda helpful thanks guys
anyone know any of the wacky names of all these types of swords? i guess i could look at that thread about swords. man im lazy
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: The_Ghost] 1
#13599149 - 12/07/10 10:51 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'll do it:
v1:We've all played the Legend of Swordmaster videogame
v2: I know I have
v1: well, look at these beauties, taken right out of the game.
v2: Oh my God , A sword guardian dark blade, My life is complete
v1: Just look at the fine metal work.
v2: ..AAHhhhhh! oh my God, buy it now!
V1: These blades are handcrafted in your choice of 3 colors
V2: I studied japanese. I can make out the letters.
v1: That's fantastic, Earn your keep young lord, what's that written on the blade
V2: the first letter is R
V1: sounds like royalty to me.
V2: rooser.
V1: Rooser, it must be Japanese for king
V2: I will now demonstrate the rooser sword
V1: Haha show us your ruse sir
V2: ok, this is how I saw it done in "Flute's Oriface" the 8th installment of the Legend.
V1: Oh that's good, nice swing.
V2: I practice with my dog.
V1: I could see that. I'd practice with my dog too. In fact we should all hone our skills with this amazing item, straight from the game.
V2: I'm ponyrider!
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SpiritualSnorkel
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Enlightenedwon]
#13599150 - 12/07/10 10:52 PM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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The tip just got me, O'Dell... Ooooooh, that got me good! A piece of that tip juuust got me.
Folks, right now, we uh... may need emergency surgery... in the studio.
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Envix
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: SpiritualSnorkel]
#13599580 - 12/08/10 12:31 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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man thanks a lot lazyfingrz im usin that. got that all layed out n done n recorde. now all i need is some sqweet sword sfx n i'm all done
edit: OKAY all done, i post it so u can listen
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Envix
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
#13600246 - 12/08/10 08:09 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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man after all that hard work i set out to leave for class this morning and my car wouldnt start!
fuck winter
and it wasn't even due today, it was due last week
man i hope he still accepts it
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Re: Need HElp writing a Script for an infomercial on SWords [Re: Envix]
#13600273 - 12/08/10 08:20 AM (13 years, 3 months ago) |
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"where I can come down alone after an argument with my wife and....look at the swords".
"I would buy a CD of that sound".
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