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Offlinelearningtofly
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My upstairs neighborsA
    #13473361 - 11/12/10 11:44 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Are the most immature people on the face of the fucking earth.

They call and complain to the property management company about literally every little thing that they possibly can. It's like their sole purpose in life is to annoy us.

Mind you, they have literally never come down and spoken to us about anything that's bothering them.

Ex. they called in a noise complaint because on friday night at 11pm we had loud music. Did they come down to ask us to turn it down? no. So how am I supposed to know I'm too loud if you don't tell me I'm too loud?


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473373 - 11/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Does the man upstairs think he is God? :-P

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473375 - 11/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

It annoys me when people do that.
Luckily it's never happened to me, but if you came and talk to me, I would be more than happy to turn my music down. Hell, why don't you come in and chill with us? I was just making some pasta.

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473376 - 11/12/10 11:46 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Call in an anonymous tip that you've been smelling weird chemicals and suspect they might have a meth lab up there. See how they like it.

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: uber_aj]
    #13473384 - 11/12/10 11:48 AM (13 years, 4 months ago)

Haha. Used to have neighbors downstairs who did the same shit. It was ridiculous.


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: uber_aj]
    #13473435 - 11/12/10 12:03 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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uber_aj said:
Call in an anonymous tip that you've been smelling weird chemicals and suspect they might have a meth lab up there. See how they like it.





mine did that about weed randomly when i wouldn't even be there. i moved but these new ones have already complained about the music without ever asking me first and after i was out of town for 2 straight weeks, i got a letter under my door the 2nd day i  got back alleging that i was in the parking lot parking crooked and hitting other cars with my doors and i might get a hit and run charge if they change there mind.

i worked at a car wash so i know how to drive and park. i always park straight so i went out with my camera, took 10+ pics in the immediate area of my building of cars that were double parked/ crooked/ too close to other cars and sent it into the office telling them how i felt exploited cause im the only american in this building( the entire complex is one large indian family running through about 6 apartments) and they should really talk to everyone else about it if its that bad of a problem.

i hate neighbors. i need either a house next summer or im just gonna move into my truck and hit the road


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #13473438 - 11/12/10 12:04 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473455 - 11/12/10 12:07 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.





it'l be so awekward for them that itl be awesoeme.


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: DoseInTheWoods3420]
    #13473464 - 11/12/10 12:11 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

You should put pot into the cookies to lighten them up.


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: DoseInTheWoods3420]
    #13473475 - 11/12/10 12:12 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.





it'l be so awekward for them that itl be awesoeme.



Exactly. I'm thinking that I should invite them out to dinner too.


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473486 - 11/12/10 12:15 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.




Be all friendly but when they sit down and enjoy the tea and cookies just lean forward a bit and glare at them in silence, try not to blink. Chew your cookie very slowly with an open mouth, and right when the awkwardness is hitting its peak, stop chewing, squint really hard for a few seconds, until you can see them in a cold sweat, and then continue chewing in silence.

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly] * 1
    #13473496 - 11/12/10 12:16 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

ask them to join you in a threesome after dinner. that'll be the icing on the cake


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: uber_aj]
    #13473507 - 11/12/10 12:19 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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uber_aj said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.




Be all friendly but when they sit down and enjoy the tea and cookies just lean forward a bit and glare at them in silence, try not to blink. Chew your cookie very slowly with an open mouth, and right when the awkwardness is hitting its peak, stop chewing, squint really hard for a few seconds, until you can see them in a cold sweat, and then continue chewing in silence.




:ilold:

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: learningtofly]
    #13473529 - 11/12/10 12:24 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.




That's an awesome plan. :thumbup:

Kindness Blitzkrieg MACH SCHNELL!


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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: Mind Transcribing]
    #13473535 - 11/12/10 12:26 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

I had fat people above me, they were always making fucking noise.  We never complained about each other though, cuz I'd go and turn on my stereo system with anime and bluegrass blaring.

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Re: My upstairs neighborsA [Re: uber_aj]
    #13473542 - 11/12/10 12:28 PM (13 years, 4 months ago)

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uber_aj said:
Quote:

learningtofly said:
I'm going to bake them cookies and invite them over for tea.

I am going to be so nice to them that they have no idea what the fuck is happening.




Be all friendly but when they sit down and enjoy the tea and cookies just lean forward a bit and glare at them in silence, try not to blink. Chew your cookie very slowly with an open mouth, and right when the awkwardness is hitting its peak, stop chewing, squint really hard for a few seconds, until you can see them in a cold sweat, and then continue chewing in silence.





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