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learningtofly
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I accidentally invented the omelet

#13295208 - 10/05/10 06:55 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

So I was in the kitchen about to make a wrap consisting of, among other things, a sunnyside up egg, red pepper, corn, onion, etc

Then i thought, i bet i could save time and just put everything into the skillet at once and forget about the wrap

and then I was like oh yeah im a fuckin genius

and then i was like oh shit this is called an omelet

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justaguy

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

[Re: learningtofly]
#13295212 - 10/05/10 06:56 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

sounds like what I would do

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sirdonut
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295224 - 10/05/10 06:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I accidently created the universe :eek:

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

[Re: learningtofly]
#13295236 - 10/05/10 07:01 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Caine
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295241 - 10/05/10 07:02 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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sirdonut said:
I accidently created the universe

"If you wish to make apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." - Sagan

I guess the same is true for omelets. Those shits are good, it turns into an art form when you start adding stuff like bacon and onions... oh I could go for one right around now...

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sirdonut
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

[Re: Caine]
#13295257 - 10/05/10 07:04 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I'm gonna make a couple eggs & throw it on top of some heirloom variety quinoa with a side of organic broccoli.. & maybe a sweet potato !!!! mmmmmMMmmm nutritious & delicious :thumbup:

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blewmeanie

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295260 - 10/05/10 07:05 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I went to a fancy omelet bar once in Mexico where they cook up all that stuff in front of you, but it ended up not getting cook enough and I got the shits. Ima blame the op since he posthumously invented that shit....that's right, posthumously, your dead!

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learningtofly
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295265 - 10/05/10 07:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

posthumorously*

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295278 - 10/05/10 07:09 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295284 - 10/05/10 07:09 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
I went to a fancy omelet bar once in Mexico where they cook up all that stuff in front of you, but it ended up not getting cook enough and I got the shits. Ima blame the op since he posthumously invented that shit....that's right, posthumously, your dead!

I drank the water and ate from the cart of a street vendor

montezuma didn't extract revenge

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Conradery
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295297 - 10/05/10 07:13 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I shat in a bowl the other day and invtented pea soup for the hungry kiddies.

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wellage
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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

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#13295323 - 10/05/10 07:17 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

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blewmeanie said:
I went to a fancy omelet bar once in Mexico where they cook up all that stuff in front of you, but it ended up not getting cook enough and I got the shits. Ima blame the op since he posthumously invented that shit....that's right, posthumously, your dead!

I drank the water and ate from the cart of a street vendor

montezuma didn't extract revenge

That's because you're an injun

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Re: I accidentally invented the omelet

[Re: wellage]
#13295331 - 10/05/10 07:20 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

the sun god will come closer someday
assfire or no

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