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 Awkward moments/ friend's girlfriend likes me 
#13197963 - 09/15/10 06:04 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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God damn it. Lets talk about awkward ass situations...
Tonight my boy and I went over to this new guy's place who we recently started hanging out with. He and his girlfriend have a condo together, and they have a kid the guy's parentals were babysitting at the time. So the plan was for all of us to drink and for my friend and I to sleep over there.
The WHOLE night, the girlfriend was flirting with me like crazy and leaning against me and touching me... It was SO awkward I tried my best to just keep try to keep her from saying things in front of the boyfriend. At one point she told me if she was single I would be on the top of her list and that we would have some amazing sex. If that's not enough, though...
It's 5 am right now and I have work at noon tomorrow. We have been drinking and smoking all night and I am beat. The new guy is watching The Hangover on the tv while I am trying to crash on his couch. The volume is pretty fucking loud and he just can't take a hint.
Discuss.
Edited by noticeofeviction (09/15/10 11:53 AM)
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Re: Awkward moments [Re: Devlish2]
#13197970 - 09/15/10 06:11 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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She was talking about how amazing drunk anal was
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Sounds like a dumb cunt
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Quote:
propensity said:
Sounds like a dumb cunt
QFT.
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Re: Awkward moments [Re: idiotek]
#13198008 - 09/15/10 06:46 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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maybe she and her "boyfriend" are swingers or something.
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Re: Awkward moments [Re: BoneMan]
#13198055 - 09/15/10 07:13 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude they have a kid. you cant go there. thats homewrecker territory. the duty on you is to opt out of the sluts advances and to tell her a/ ur drunk and b/ possibly a slut and even more possibly c/ wife to a man with a small penis or d/ a penis he does not know how to use properly.
its shit when you crash at others and they are watching tv too loud or music etc for u to sleep but hey, thats their house , their rules.
kudos for you for not tapping her tho.
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Re: Awkward moments [Re: idiotek]
#13198060 - 09/15/10 07:15 AM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
1d10t3k said:
Quote:
propensity said:
Sounds like a dumb cunt
QFT.
DQFT
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Monday, I was in class and we had guest speakers come in, so beforehand, my teacher ordered Jimmy Johns for all of us.
I grabbed a couple sandwhiches, ate them, and set my plate to the side. After getting out my notebook and taking some notes, I noticed my seat-neighbor grab my plate, eat my half eaten cucumber, and move it to the other side of the desk.
He had thought it was his, but I knew he had just forgotten throwing his plate away earlier.
I wanted so badly to laugh at him, or to tell him, but I didn't want to embarrass him... he didn't seem to have much of a sense of humor.
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Quote:
DosileFlynn said:
dude they have a kid. you cant go there. thats homewrecker territory. the duty on you is to opt out of the sluts advances and to tell her a/ ur drunk and b/ possibly a slut and even more possibly c/ wife to a man with a small penis or d/ a penis he does not know how to use properly.
its shit when you crash at others and they are watching tv too loud or music etc for u to sleep but hey, thats their house , their rules.
kudos for you for not tapping her tho.
I totally hear that... and I'm NEVER a homewrecker because that's just not cool, especially with a kid.
I just don't know how I'm gonna be able to keep hanging out with them it was just so unbelievably awkward cuz I was trying to like not give into what she was saying but at the same time I didn't wanna be rude or anything.
God and when you're like fucked up drunk too it can be so hard, honestly.
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Dosile Kouki
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yeah i hear ya man, its a catch 22 situation. haha. i dunno man maybe if u just politely tell her your not up for that (even though you secretly are), so that in the future she wont be still hitting on u hopefully.
or u can tell her like oh man i just got through this bout of gonorea it was terrible. and hopefully that will turn her off of you. haha.
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