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Anonymous #1

About to become homeless and...
    #13193879 - 09/14/10 11:20 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

... I've finally realized my place in all of this is to make you ungrateful fucks realize that your life isn't as hopeless and devoid of meaning as you thought it to be. I'll be thinking about you when I get my eviction notice on the 18th and begin my desperate attempt at survival.

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Anonymous #2

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13193900 - 09/14/10 11:25 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

there's always gay porno.

if youre down for some raunchy shit you can make 5k in a day

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Anonymous #3

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13193923 - 09/14/10 11:30 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

^^^ lol, good advice. When all else fails, stick a dick in any hole on your body. WHAAATTTTT? haha

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Anonymous #4

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13193933 - 09/14/10 11:32 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Sweet!

You should take this time to get all of the shelters and places that hand out free meals addresses memorialized.  That way a hot meal and a warm place to sleep will still be had whenever you feel the need.

Also, I dont know if you know this, but a properly placed phone call to your local church(does not hurt to be christan or at least be nice to the christians) and they will often times pay your rent, electric, gas, and even give you some groceries. Keep calling the churches back and play to their "christan charity", the churches have so much money that eventually they will hook you up so you will stop calling.  I have seen many people get help this way, most notably, I have seen one looser in particular, make a career out of it.  Your going to want to start with the church closest to your home and work outward.

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Anonymous #4

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #13193939 - 09/14/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
there's always gay porno.

if youre down for some raunchy shit you can make 5k in a day





I am not gay but for 5k......... I dunno, wait, I am still not gay.

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Anonymous #5

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13194138 - 09/14/10 12:23 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

poor baby

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Anonymous #6

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #13196845 - 09/14/10 09:35 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Dude, this could be the greatest time of your life--if you react properly. Find some shelters, look around town for good places to chill/sleep, and MEMORIZE where these things are. Also stock up on some bus route pamphlets if you can.

Invest in a backpack.

Now go out there and have some fun. Remember, dumpsters are not just bins, they're buffets (at least out back of donut shops, grocery stores, and chain restaurant)

Find out about train hopping if you're into that.

Etc.

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Anonymous #7

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #13197036 - 09/14/10 10:28 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

This is anonymous, so what the hell:

:haha:

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Anonymous #8

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #13197281 - 09/14/10 11:49 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Join the army, or for the excessively desperate the marines! Maybe that's the other way around...

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Anonymous #9

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13202172 - 09/16/10 12:07 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
... I've finally realized my place in all of this is to make you ungrateful fucks realize that your life isn't as hopeless and devoid of meaning as you thought it to be. I'll be thinking about you when I get my eviction notice on the 18th and begin my desperate attempt at survival.



unfortunately you arent making anyone realize anything except how horribly you plan your life to post on the shroomery while you lose your home :nonono:

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Anonymous #10

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #13206659 - 09/16/10 08:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

should've gotten a job sooner than your last score of meth before that notice xXx

Or would you like to actually tell us why you're becoming a hobo before you leave? Clearly it will not be a desperate struggle if you will not even take it in the pooper for 5k :smile:

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Anonymous #11

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #13206717 - 09/16/10 09:12 PM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I'd take one for 5k :shrug: especially if I was faced with homelessness.

And you guys are asses, assuming he has the pre-pubescent boyish looks to even be able to do gay porn. Shame on you  :nonono: He could be ugly and homeless, never a good combination.

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Anonymous #12

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #13207531 - 09/17/10 12:03 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

dude dont worry about. like the guy who said to invest in a backpack was saying. homlessness isnt that bad. i mean it sucks. but its what you make it. you can be the sad guy begging for change or you can get out and really see the world

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Anonymous #13

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13207543 - 09/17/10 12:07 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

I have a friend who's homeless by choice and as far as I can tell his life rules.

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Anonymous #11

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #13207635 - 09/17/10 12:33 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
dude dont worry about. like the guy who said to invest in a backpack was saying. homlessness isnt that bad. i mean it sucks. but its what you make it. you can be the sad guy begging for change or you can get out and really see the world




Ok you're a idiot, homelessness sucks complete ass. How can you get out and see the world when you're homeless and have not a dime on you? He's going to be homeless, not a drifter man. What is he going to hitck-hike across america? Those days are long gone, you watch to much television.

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Anonymous #13

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #13207656 - 09/17/10 12:39 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Ok you're a idiot, homelessness sucks complete ass. How can you get out and see the world when you're homeless and have not a dime on you? He's going to be homeless, not a drifter man. What is he going to hitck-hike across america? Those days are long gone, you watch to much television.




Dude seriously, wrong. I know a lot of people who do this, and they really get around.

This is a fat country; food is easy to come by, hitch-hiking is easy. The homeless life is not bad, if you have the balls to leave your alley.

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Anonymous #14

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #13207694 - 09/17/10 12:51 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
... I've finally realized my place in all of this is to make you ungrateful fucks realize that your life isn't as hopeless and devoid of meaning as you thought it to be. I'll be thinking about you when I get my eviction notice on the 18th and begin my desperate attempt at survival.




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Anonymous #9

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #13207722 - 09/17/10 12:59 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Ok you're a idiot, homelessness sucks complete ass. How can you get out and see the world when you're homeless and have not a dime on you? He's going to be homeless, not a drifter man. What is he going to hitck-hike across america? Those days are long gone, you watch to much television.




Dude seriously, wrong. I know a lot of people who do this, and they really get around.

This is a fat country; food is easy to come by, hitch-hiking is easy. The homeless life is not bad, if you have the balls to leave your alley.



do you live in a cave? usa has been in a recession for several years now and its only getting worse

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Anonymous #15

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #13207746 - 09/17/10 01:08 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

:toast: to you

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Anonymous #16

Re: About to become homeless and... [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #13208896 - 09/17/10 10:47 AM (13 years, 6 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #9 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
Ok you're a idiot, homelessness sucks complete ass. How can you get out and see the world when you're homeless and have not a dime on you? He's going to be homeless, not a drifter man. What is he going to hitck-hike across america? Those days are long gone, you watch to much television.




Dude seriously, wrong. I know a lot of people who do this, and they really get around.

This is a fat country; food is easy to come by, hitch-hiking is easy. The homeless life is not bad, if you have the balls to leave your alley.



do you live in a cave? usa has been in a recession for several years now and its only getting worse




Your an idiot. I have been across this country 4 times with absolutely no money. O and get this IN A CAR. That's right I even pulled free gas out of my ass for about a year traveling.
I've done it twice and I'm about to do it for my third time.
The time of need is when people help the most.

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