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learningtofly
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catholics
#13070827 - 08/18/10 08:13 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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my girlfriend's family is crazy.
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Salomon
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did they inseminate you with the holy spirit?
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learningtofly
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Re: catholics [Re: Salomon]
#13070865 - 08/18/10 08:20 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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no but apparently you can pick and choose your favorite parts of the bible to follow
and i'm banned from their house for fucking their daughter
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blewmeanie
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Half of my family is Catholic or Eastern Orthodox....good times
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The Vapor
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learningtofly said: no but apparently you can pick and choose your favorite parts of the bible to follow
Care to share specifics?
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starfire_xes
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I had a girlfriend whose father was a baptist preacher when I was 17 (she was 16) I woke up once naked in her closet, i had been fucking her on 'ludes' and her parents came home from the church. Another time, we went out, got all fucked up tripping on acid, smoking weed and hitting shots of tequila, her parents were supposed to be out of town at a Baptist camp, so we went back to her house, walked in the door tripping fucking balls....and her dad and mom are glaring at us, and her mom said 'Young lady, you are gonna wake up one day and find yourself burning in hell' and I just fucking died laughing....I was crying, and they were saying 'He is on something' and asked me 'what are you on' I mumbled some bullshit about being 'high on the Lord.' It didn't work and I GTFO.
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potatos
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I used to be a Catholic.
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laserpig
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starfire_xes said: walked in the door tripping fucking balls....and her dad and mom are glaring at us, and her mom said 'Young lady, you are gonna wake up one day and find yourself burning in hell' and I just fucking died laughing....I was crying, and they were saying 'He is on something' and asked me 'what are you on' I mumbled some bullshit about being 'high on the Lord.'
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Wise Toad
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Re: catholics [Re: potatos]
#13070951 - 08/18/10 08:36 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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I mumbled some bullshit about being 'high on the Lord
, I went to a catholic high school against my will, When I failed their drug test I was more than 10 times over the limit which was an understatement of how much I actually smoked back then
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Akira
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Yo, bust a motherfuckin' gat to this Y'all believe lies like y'all was Catholics I rap in Arabic, so my message is just immaculate My rap elaborate, drink a forty and blaze a sack to it My aim is accurate, take your brain and blow out the back of it
Vinnie Paz from Jedi Mind Tricks
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Edited by Akira (08/18/10 08:38 PM)
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Maurer
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My gf is catholic. It's all about the image and she embarassed me at my own daughters baptism for not being catholic on purpose. I wanted to fucking shoot her.
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thirdeyeparable
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Re: catholics [Re: Maurer]
#13070976 - 08/18/10 08:42 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Stories like these make me glad I was raised agnostic. I guess they wanted to let me find my own way, and I ended up being a spiritual mutt of sorts...lol.
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laserpig
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Re: catholics [Re: Maurer]
#13070984 - 08/18/10 08:43 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Maurer said: My gf is catholic. It's all about the image and she embarassed me at my own daughters baptism for not being catholic on purpose. I wanted to fucking shoot her.
sounds like your gf is less "catholic" and more "developmentally disabled"
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Maurer
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laserpig said:
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Maurer said: My gf is catholic. It's all about the image and she embarassed me at my own daughters baptism for not being catholic on purpose. I wanted to fucking shoot her.
sounds like your gf is less "catholic" and more "developmentally disabled"
I'm not sure of the difference but what ever works. Sadly she is a very smart person and yet believes in stupid shit to please her family and to stick with the other Mexicans.
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MisterPink
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Re: catholics [Re: Maurer]
#13071045 - 08/18/10 08:56 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah, I was raised Catholic. Some crazy shit, but there are worse things to be these days. Now Catholics of yesteryear were probably as crazy as they come.
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biff
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i went to a catholic wedding once.... NEVER.... AGAIN....
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sheldogg5
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Re: catholics [Re: biff]
#13071689 - 08/18/10 11:37 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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i was raised catholic, got to go to public school though
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abltsandwich
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I was raised Catholic, but that only lasted as long as it took for me to think freely. Now I'm free of the burden of religion, thank god.
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