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Offlineiamme4ever
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Ever seen V for Vendetta?
    #12598045 - 05/20/10 01:09 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

F for Farce:

I fidget furiously, for their fulmination is fast to ferment my frequently formal and fun-loving facade of fervency. Fortunately, my forbearance facilitates my fictitious front for fasting on fastidiousness and fearing factitiousness, fixing and fogging my flamboyant flaw of favoring free-thinkers over fanatics. Funny, said fog falls faint for my fictitiousness to formality is a feint to fool further falsification from fellow freedom fighters by fixing to fail in feigning them: my forsakers of fairytale's, forgoers of fate, and fleers from foolish fixations. Fluctuating fears facing fact and fiction frequent the faithful. Family, friends, and fulfillments can flourish from flawed fundamental fixations, but frigidity forced forth upon flocks fancying foreign foundations, fagots, and the faithless fair far from formidable; figuratively, feeding folks fiber filled falsisms fluctuates fecal flux and foments fossilized feelings of faith, fabricating far from felicitous flatulence far more fatal than friendly Frankenstein. Flames, fighting, and fatalities are foreseen if faith further fattens this festering fissure fawning furcation. Fearful free-thinkers fake faith for fear of facing fractious family members or fanatics. The term fiend is a facsimile for the faithful that fence off feasible friends and facilitate world fallout by forming fraternities of faith that filibuster the formation of factions following a foreign faith. Free-thinkers, too, fall folly to fault and intolerantly fabricate fictitious farces about child birth foregoing fucking. Faith feeds on ignorance and ignorance flexes to favor intolerance. Faith functions to falsely flatter Mr. Fictitious for fear of flailing in the flames; formerly how you fawned the fat man to get presents. Frivolous? Finite in my use of F words my farce-like paragraph of alliteration must end. Fight ignorance and be tolerant of the individual. I, devout in my belief of not believing, respect all. If you cannot tolerate me then you are a fiend. An inhumane fanatic made intolerant by doctrines preaching bliss and instilling ignorance. What is so revolting about trusting human intuition when regarding morals? Why does a book hold more truth than human perception? We have freedom of speech, but why must we use it to lash out at those who have freedom of thought? Most importantly, why must fraternization be so difficult?


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Reductio ad absurdum -deducing that everybody knows nothing without substituting a facade of concrete logic for diaphanous suppositions. Unfortunately, without an inherent truth to life, it would be impossible to hinder free thought and forcefully impose surreptitious ideologies which ultimately infarcts the portion of the brain responsible for applying any work not rewarded by monetary gain. That would be bad.
Contemplating counter intuitive concepts can culminate with capricious creativity or cerebral cessation. Conceivably crazy, yet clever, coherent concepts challenge copulatory clichés, criminal cabals and certainty contrived of conjectures. Cognition or coagulation, choose conscientiously.

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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: iamme4ever]
    #12598048 - 05/20/10 01:10 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

For the record, I am an atheist. I am a human being.
The "their" in the first sentence represents those of religious faiths who fulminate, or verbally attack, my system of beliefs, rather than tolerate them, forcing me to shelter my beliefs through fear of being misunderstood.


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Reductio ad absurdum -deducing that everybody knows nothing without substituting a facade of concrete logic for diaphanous suppositions. Unfortunately, without an inherent truth to life, it would be impossible to hinder free thought and forcefully impose surreptitious ideologies which ultimately infarcts the portion of the brain responsible for applying any work not rewarded by monetary gain. That would be bad.
Contemplating counter intuitive concepts can culminate with capricious creativity or cerebral cessation. Conceivably crazy, yet clever, coherent concepts challenge copulatory clichés, criminal cabals and certainty contrived of conjectures. Cognition or coagulation, choose conscientiously.

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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: iamme4ever]
    #12598316 - 05/20/10 01:52 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Flabbergasted, I am.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher]
    #12598369 - 05/20/10 02:03 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Here's another alliterative-esque paragraph I put together last year - Not sure what sprouted this writing serge:
Sitting, staring, singing, and sleeping: sojourning in solitude or sipping and socializing; stargazing or searching for someone special; screaming ones soul out or substantiating a salary, satisfaction through surreal and sublime speculation or a silent slumber. Supposition: Our search for self satisfaction succeeding start - Senses serve to sprout our strengths; strengths for surviving; surviving for sponging sentience so one can shape self-sagacity. Submission to silly spirits spawns salvation. Satire - sense my sarcasm? Stop serving us shit. I shout Shenanigans on your surely specious surrogate shepherd for shunning sensibility. Be smart. Support the subtraction of socialism from sovereignty, spit on solicitors, stop swearing, and sex. Shit, stupid me; swear – freedom of speech =] <--Smile


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Reductio ad absurdum -deducing that everybody knows nothing without substituting a facade of concrete logic for diaphanous suppositions. Unfortunately, without an inherent truth to life, it would be impossible to hinder free thought and forcefully impose surreptitious ideologies which ultimately infarcts the portion of the brain responsible for applying any work not rewarded by monetary gain. That would be bad.
Contemplating counter intuitive concepts can culminate with capricious creativity or cerebral cessation. Conceivably crazy, yet clever, coherent concepts challenge copulatory clichés, criminal cabals and certainty contrived of conjectures. Cognition or coagulation, choose conscientiously.

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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: iamme4ever]
    #12598375 - 05/20/10 02:04 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

mental masturbation meanders maniacally, a murderer moans under the mystifying moon making migrants mutter


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher]
    #12598453 - 05/20/10 02:19 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

haha, gotta love the intricacies of alliteration! Assonance is sooo out of style.


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Reductio ad absurdum -deducing that everybody knows nothing without substituting a facade of concrete logic for diaphanous suppositions. Unfortunately, without an inherent truth to life, it would be impossible to hinder free thought and forcefully impose surreptitious ideologies which ultimately infarcts the portion of the brain responsible for applying any work not rewarded by monetary gain. That would be bad.
Contemplating counter intuitive concepts can culminate with capricious creativity or cerebral cessation. Conceivably crazy, yet clever, coherent concepts challenge copulatory clichés, criminal cabals and certainty contrived of conjectures. Cognition or coagulation, choose conscientiously.

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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: iamme4ever]
    #12599033 - 05/20/10 03:51 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Aaaaaaaand fifty hitlers.


Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler
Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler Hitler


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InvisibledeCypher
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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599040 - 05/20/10 03:52 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

And how is that philosophical again?


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher]
    #12599119 - 05/20/10 04:07 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

I thought we were just doing alliteration. Hitler starts with the same letter as Hitler.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599127 - 05/20/10 04:08 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You took it too far, bro.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher]
    #12599134 - 05/20/10 04:09 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Would 49 Hitlers be more appropriate?


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599140 - 05/20/10 04:11 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe iambic pentameter would have caught my eye better.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher]
    #12599167 - 05/20/10 04:17 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Well, if you stress the second syllable of Hitler, like hitLER, then it technically was. 10 syllables per line, with alternating stresses starting with unstressed.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599178 - 05/20/10 04:19 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Hitler was a gay vegetarian and these posts should come with Flash music videos.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599180 - 05/20/10 04:19 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Or I could just bastardize Shakespeare

"Is This The Thread That Launched A Thousand Bans?"


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599186 - 05/20/10 04:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599188 - 05/20/10 04:20 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

If Bizzaro Superman brought Bizzaro Hitler back from Bizzaro world, do you think he'd like, give birth to 6 million joos?


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599203 - 05/20/10 04:23 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

You make me laugh.  The world is a better place with you in it.  Maybe we should elect humor instead of Palin 2012.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: deCypher] * 1
    #12599269 - 05/20/10 04:32 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

Electing Palin in 2012 would be it's own kind of humor.

Weirdly appropriate for this thread, I think it would be just that kind of "Liberal government shows minor failings long enough for people to backslide into state racism and total war out of fear"  hilarity as featured in the graphic novel of question.


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Re: Ever seen V for Vendetta? [Re: crumblebum]
    #12599762 - 05/20/10 05:49 PM (13 years, 10 months ago)

OP, this would take a lot of Adderall or Ritalin for me.

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