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iluvfungi

Registered: 06/17/09
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This is funny, local police keep on calling my grandma, and now called my work

#12258774 - 03/23/10 10:12 PM (14 years, 27 days ago)

So for some reason, the local police in the city I live called my grandma. I called the local police and said why are you calling my grandma. i told them my name and they said my name wasn't on a list or anything, no charges.

So I was like whatever; some weird fluke. So yesterday morning I went to go to my car, to drive to work and noticed a napkin on the wind shield. It had what looked like woman's hand writing, signed Nicki, a phone number and it was kissed by someone wearing girlie lip gloss of some kind.

I came home after work and my co-worked text me that the police called and left a message at my work. So I called the work voice mail to confirm. The message said, "I tried to reach you this morning, blah blah."

I called the phone number on the napkin and it wasn't a girl named Nicki, it was a dood called Nick. I hung up the phone, somewhat disappointed.

I called back the police in my local town and again they said them same BS. I told them is this even the police. I'm going to file for harassment, you keep calling my grandmother and now my work. The person on the phone kept asking, "don't you think it is important."

I hung up, checked the number and it seems to be the local police, at least according to their website which looks legitimate.

After this weird and wacky event I came up of the idea of day trading for a living and eventually quitting my desk job. Then I randomly shroomed all out, the entire night and called in sick to work.

That shit was too weird, I just had to trip to feel normal again.

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