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    #12221356 - 03/17/10 10:08 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

it's so much easier when they come to you.  why can't they do that every night?  i want some goddamn cuddles, but here i am, drunk and alone on st. patty's day.  bollocks, i say!  the dutch girl is still in holland; the argentenian is in valencia; the spanish chick is only for talking... this is not a good thing.  hey, shroomerites, fix it for me, k?


btw, i made a thread the other day about deleting threads before posting them.  this should have been one of those.  but instead, imma just let it roll 'cause i straight don't give a fuuuuh..


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #12221383 - 03/17/10 10:10 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

gotta let the chicks come to you, not the other way around homeslice


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds] * 1
    #12221384 - 03/17/10 10:11 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
it's so much easier when they come to you.  why can't they do that every night? 




QFT. Those girls already like you and rather than having to go out of the way to make them notice they notice no matter what.

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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: MisterMuscaria] * 1
    #12221405 - 03/17/10 10:14 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

delete this thread and go jerk off :lol:

i feel your pain though man, we're fighting the good fight!


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: deCypher]
    #12221412 - 03/17/10 10:15 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

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gotta let the chicks come to you, not the other way around homeslice




da's what i do.  but tonight, they came not.  and now i'm all alone and it's no bueno.

i can't decide if the hobo look is a good thing or not.  i get a lot of like "uhhh... >.>" looks at the club, but then i've also had some decent success.  i'm gonna keep it regardless, because despite this whining thread i'm really not trying to get girls right now.  but i'm still on the fence as to whether or not the beard is helpful in the attraction of the fairer sex.


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #12221423 - 03/17/10 10:17 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

I rock a red beard.


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds] * 1
    #12221427 - 03/17/10 10:17 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

The hobo look only works in certain settings...believe me, I know.

There's girls who like beards and girls who dont like beards.

It's a whole different group of girls. Personally, since Im so beard prone I like to keep one to attract true beard lovers.

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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #12221447 - 03/17/10 10:20 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

keep it clean and not lookin like its crazy over grown?


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #12221449 - 03/17/10 10:20 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

yeah.  i figure clubbing isn't the best sitchy-ashun to be rockin' a 3 month beard.  but fuck, it worked for me 2 nights ago, and the night before that.  so i really don't know.  man.. i really wish that argentenian girl was still around.  i liked her.  it's funny though.  the making out with a beard thing.  i always had a private chuckle whenever she'd have to turn her head and pick hair out of her mouth.

decypher.  i'm rockin' a red beard as well.  totally patty's day appropriate.


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: oh_you_know]
    #12221455 - 03/17/10 10:21 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

Yeah, I pluck the ingrown hairs and trim, that keeps me from lookin like a hobo, but I used to have a hobo beard.

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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #12221459 - 03/17/10 10:22 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

i actually shave my neck and high cheeks.  so i'm not nearly as hobo as i could be.


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds] * 2
    #12221473 - 03/17/10 10:23 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

trim your fucking beard you hippie

all the way down to shadow level and maintain that

bitches will think you both don't give a fuck and give a fuck about your appearance and that's mysterious to them

and do not mention fucking phish, your hemp necklace, or your black Labrador with the pluralized first name


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #12221479 - 03/17/10 10:25 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

jesus motherfuckin christ.  it's like 5:30 in this heezy, cherrdren.  i think imma go sleep.  i'll dream about the cuddles.  i tend to have vivid dreams, so if i think about it enough as i pass out, it should come to pass in my dream reality.  no?  let's hope.

and let's hope my irish kin have more luck than I in finding a bedmate for this happy st. patty's day.  g'night and g'dluck, shroomerites!


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: Penguarky Tunguin]
    #12221483 - 03/17/10 10:25 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

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trim your fucking beard you hippie

all the way down to shadow level and maintain that

bitches will think you both don't give a fuck and give a fuck about your appearance and that's mysterious to them

and do not mention fucking phish, your hemp necklace, or your black Labrador with the pluralized first name



:billymaythumbup:


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: Penguarky Tunguin] * 1
    #12221492 - 03/17/10 10:27 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

and i'm no hippie!  i own no hemp jewelry, or ratty mutt, or any interest in shitty jambands.


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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: Penguarky Tunguin] * 1
    #12221494 - 03/17/10 10:27 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

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Penguarky Tunguin said:
trim your fucking beard you hippie


and do not mention fucking phish, your hemp necklace, or your black Labrador with the pluralized first name





QFT

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Re: man.. meeting girls [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #12221497 - 03/17/10 10:28 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

just a rather unkempt beard.  but it won't be trimmed.  it's part of my travels.  and my mountainman persona projected in yonder europe.


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    #12221790 - 03/17/10 11:25 PM (14 years, 14 days ago)

"yonder europe", LOL


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