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Groundscores.
#12052079 - 02/18/10 05:18 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hell of a day.......
On my way home from work coming down a city road goin, I dunno, 35-40, I see a truck with a plow on it plowing a parking lot, and doing the usual.....
Pull up the plow.
Slam it back in reverse.
Put down plow.
Plow
Repeat.
But when he slammed it in reverse, I saw he was doing it a bit too fast, and he completely backed out into the road. If I hadn't had seen him coming he would've T boned me for sure, but I was already slowing down......
He kept fucking pulling out though, and I had to come to a screeching hault pulling all the way to the left, and his car stopped a mere inch from mine.........
I was fucking furious.
He put his plow down like nothing happened and drove some snow back......I floored it into the parking lot after him.
Jumped out of my car screaming YOU ALMOST FUCKING KILLED ME YOU WORTHLESS FUCK, and an onslaught of immensly rude slurs, while this little old guy gets out of his truck holding his hand up to his ear saying he can't hear well, ( which would explain him not stopping for my horn ).......
So here I am insulting some deaf old guy in a rage
I drove away to instantly realize I'd feel bad about that.
And went back to the parking lot and deeply apologized to the guy, half shaking ( that was a very very intense almost collision, this guy didnt even know it almost happened, he's just got some screaming 6'6 maniac in his face at 5:30 am )
then after a small nap
Driving in the nick of time to get a friend to go to a show, a pomeranian runs out in front of my car, and I had to slam on my brakes not to hit it. I look in my rear view mirror, and cars are rolling it around like a dust ball but it isn't getting hit. I stop my car, on a highway where there's houses everywhere, and start chasing this little mop around. It runs up to a house and stops so I assume it's where it lives, I knock on the door, some toothy scrawny hick comes to the door and says it isn't his dog.
I turn around and the little fucker sprints. It runs to god knows where, and I go to the next house and knock, to no avail.
I'm now searching through peoples backyards for a dog that apparently isn't any of theirs, and is not mine.......
Damn thing sprints back out into the street.
The lady I'm with runs out of the car to get it, and a truck comes flying up the road beeps at her, and speeds up and swerves to try to hit the dog.
Worthless hick missed by a half an, and I ran over, scooped the dog up, and as a cop was coming from each direction, hopped in my car and scooted over to a gas station........to park right next to an old roommate who I quit talking to because he abused a dog and it died.........
So if I can't find the dogs owner. I'm gonna name her groundsquirrel.
Shes adorable.
To top the night off, 260 mg of mescaline was damn awesome.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12052106 - 02/18/10 05:33 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Pretty hectic night, mang.
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Def.
Today is my gpas 75th bday.
I went downstairs and put the dog on his lap.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Grandpa: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12055288 - 02/18/10 04:52 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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hahaha
aww
very nice of you
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: showme]
#12055302 - 02/18/10 04:53 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i smoked crack all night, I call that a hectic night
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12055335 - 02/18/10 04:58 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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heh.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: andrewss]
#12055350 - 02/18/10 05:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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andrewss said: i smoked crack all night, I call that a hectic night
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On the way home from the show I was at, it was like 3 am, and we noticed there were literally no cars, and a main freeway.
A fuckin salt truck whipped out of on ramp and started dumping pounds and pounds of salt....
Every mile or a so a car was in a ditch.....
And then we pass the only truck stop we'd seen in like 20 miles, and it had literally EVERY semi in the area parked at it, hundreds and hundreds. I've never seen so many semis stopped at once, they usually drive through everything.
The pomeranian started shaking and acting super super weird. Then we noticed it was just solid black ice on everything, like nothing but.
It was really creepy to say the least, that was probably the peak of my trip too. Weird ass night.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12055553 - 02/18/10 05:31 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i thought this was about groundscoring? like at a festival
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: Atheist]
#12055720 - 02/18/10 06:00 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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me too?
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12055736 - 02/18/10 06:04 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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i like that story
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: Atheist]
#12057263 - 02/18/10 09:59 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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It was about ground scoring.
I ground scored a dog.
If I can't find the owner I'm gonna keep it. My dog doesn't mind it, and it's a really nice looking pooch.
I think the owner will be easily found though, it's such a nice dog, someone will be hunting for it.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12057281 - 02/18/10 10:03 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I groundscored a dime bag of some killer weed in my school parking lot once. Damn thing looked like it had been run over about 100 times and rained on. I brought it home and smoked it. It was
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: kanglow]
#12057398 - 02/18/10 10:22 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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Any other good ones?
I've groundscored at festies:
50 bucks at festy ripped up into 8 pieces ( found all 8 and it turned out not to be counterfeit like someone thought, it was bleached white )
gram of weird cut coke at first rothbury
8th of weed ( 5 different corner bags combined after umphreys ) and a half 8th of mushy ( same time )
Really sweet fleece blanket on a sunday laying on the ground at a festy.
15+ shitty camping chairs
full can of duster after umphreys
Fake half sheet of gels at last rothbury
various 5s and 1's
At camp bisco I ground scored a black stapler......then I danced around the crowd with it clicking it like a maniac everywhere for a good two hours.......then some guy was walking around with a box that said trade or donate ground scores.....there was all kinds of random dumb shit in there, and I saw a bag of white powder in a crack sack, maybe 100 mg.........so I traded that.......turned out to be K
When I worked at a huge concert venue holding 10000 and had to do clean up :
full bottle of yeager
bookbags galore
7 grams of roach weed after the dead.......yucky fuckin yuck yuck, I was 17.
10 bucks
2 shure microphones
smashed bag of weed like half a gram
empty pack smokes with ten bucks in it.
All I can think of right now.
I'd like to see what capitalistic nomad has found. He's a beast at groundscores.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: vandago]
#12057422 - 02/18/10 10:27 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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the only other good groundscore i've ever had was finding money outside of the movie theatre in the bushes. I thought it was a $10 so I asked my friend to hold my pants while I leaned over the railing to grab it. Turned out to be a $100... I paid for the movies and we went out to dinner afterwards. Also scored a bag. It was a good night.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: kanglow]
#12057580 - 02/18/10 10:58 PM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I ground scored a half gram of coke in colombia last week at a botanical gardens. Other than that once in oakland ground scored some good purple weed. 20 bucks at at festival along with an altoid box with weed and pain killers. not to much other than that mostly drugs strangely enough.
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: Rebirtha]
#12058222 - 02/19/10 02:10 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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I ground scored some meth after All Points West
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Re: Groundscores. [Re: jewunit]
#12058311 - 02/19/10 03:07 AM (14 years, 1 month ago) |
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crazy night
i thought this was gonna be about heady groundscores on the lot son
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I got some pretty good ones if you scroll down a bit. Or up if you are reading this I guess......hmmmmm.....
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