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Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate?
    #11979955 - 02/07/10 03:18 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:rofl: :lol::ilold::facepalm:




http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/



Dear Amber,
I first want to say I’m a really big fan of your work on ChristWire and really enjoy your insight into our world’s pressing issues. The question I have for you today is really embarrassing, but I hope that by asking it here I can help other parents out there too.

Some time ago my daughter forgot to take her laundry from the dryer before taking off for volleyball practice, so I folded them up and went to put them up for her in room.

When I reached in her undergarment drawer and I will be frank, my heart dropped as I found one of those electronic phallic objects in it. They are used to ‘M’ and I didn’t know how to handle the situation. I thought to ask my husband, but didn’t want him to have to go through the embarrassment and anguish of such things. I instead asked several of my close girlfriends, some of who are not Christians, and some of them said this was a normal part of a healthy teen’s lifestyle.

The night I decided to talk to my daughter about all this, I heard well…I heard reason to not go in the room. I believe she was using the device then. Is this really alright behavior for a good girl or do I need to confront her? Please help!

- Concerned in San Diego

Dear Concerned in San Diego,
You need to immediately take that sinful device from your daughter. Masturbation is another form of pornography that will infest your daughter’s mind and serve as a gateway to far worse sexual activities.

Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.

Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.

This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.

So first, have a talk with your daughter and pray with her. Pray all that sinful desire of masturbation right out of her heart. Throw the device away, and then enroll her in some abstinence counseling sessions. These will teach your daughter the value and need of respecting her body until marriage. Masturbation is very unnatural and by taking proactive steps to get this bizarre behavior out of your teen’s life, you’ll ensure she has a better future.
-Amber


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11979963 - 02/07/10 03:22 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:facepalm:


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11979969 - 02/07/10 03:25 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

My favorite part.........
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Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.





That's because pretty much everyone who wasn't mentally damaged by their parents or has the physical ability to do so does masturbate. :lol:


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: NetDiver]
    #11979998 - 02/07/10 03:42 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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Samurai Drifter said:
:facepalm:




There isn't enough face palms for this thread.



How the fuck do these people live exactly? What the FUCK do they do all day long? Do they just live to pray to some imaginary figment that they believe in? Why are these nut jobs allowed to live amongst us?

There has to be some medications that these people should be taking to make them 'sane'. If the teen girl gets fucked over by her parents who took this advice then shes probably gonna rebel and start doing dr00gz and fucking guys and girls,eventually getting preggers. What they gonna do, pray the baby away?


God I fucking hate Christians with a passion!


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There exists one lie that is the absolute worst. A lie that has successfully infiltrated many of the Western governments. This lie is Christianity, and it must be fought in every way, shape and form. Burn the churches and kill the priests. The abomination that is Christianity must be wiped from this Earth.





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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11980000 - 02/07/10 03:43 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

loosened their morals and...

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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: Ganjabonga]
    #11980020 - 02/07/10 03:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: Ganjabonga]
    #11980023 - 02/07/10 03:51 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I'm so glad they aren't my parents. The amount I masturbated, even the Pope couldn't stop that shit.   

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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #11980038 - 02/07/10 03:58 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:chillin:


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #11980045 - 02/07/10 04:07 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Take it easy on these people I think they may be right.

Think about it: Why would God make it the ONLY thing guys think about and simultaneously one of mankinds greatest pleasures and biological drives.

He doesn't want us touching our naughty places. He knows who you are. :carl:  :urinate:


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: NlightNme]
    #11980051 - 02/07/10 04:11 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)



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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11980058 - 02/07/10 04:24 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

UnholyChild666 said:



Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.







Studies show that 97% of quoted statistics are made up on the spot.


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #11980063 - 02/07/10 04:31 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

This shit has to be fake.

"Ghetto Baskets"???

LOL!  :awedrugs:

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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: shroominboomer91]
    #11980066 - 02/07/10 04:33 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

The one at the bottom about Harry Potter is the best


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: shroominboomer91]
    #11980068 - 02/07/10 04:34 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Don't you know!? Harry Potter is worse than the worst of all.....*GasP*!

DRUGS!

It can kill you too!

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Each book has just added more dangerously scary sin on top of sin and quite frankly, you should consider yourself lucky for having sneaked out to watch this film and not suffered brainwashing, drug addiction or death like thousands of other people who have seen this film.




Seriously though I call fake...no one could be this stupid

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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: shroominboomer91]
    #11980076 - 02/07/10 04:43 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: UnholyChild666]
    #11980084 - 02/07/10 04:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Buy her a chastity belt.

Back to medieval !

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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: nice1]
    #11980098 - 02/07/10 05:09 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

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nice1 said:
Buy her a chastity belt.

Back to medieval !




Dat's what I was tellin' you befo'!


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #11980125 - 02/07/10 05:22 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

"mother, what does 'masturbation' mean?"
"..."


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #11980128 - 02/07/10 05:23 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

I've seen those before, I'm betting at least half are fake.


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Re: Is It Ok For My Christian Daughter To Masturbate? [Re: Bridgeburner]
    #11980129 - 02/07/10 05:24 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)


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