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Phanodude
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Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!)
#11959281 - 02/04/10 01:26 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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I have.
Let me set this up, i had just gotten out of jail. I ate 2 nights ago, 20 hot wings (very hot) and ate with my gf, the following morning i had a warrant executed on my house and went to jail for possesion. Posted bail 24 hours after.
When i get home, i smoked a few of the joints they'd left and took the 4 lortab tens they oversaw. Me and my girl were laying on the couch and i felt a fart coming, but i'd be fermenting those hot wings for like 40+ hours now), i decided to let it go and i thought it'd be silent and would not disturb this moment of joy we had to be tgether again. Long story short, i sharted and it made the moment better because she laughed harder than i did.
Lame story, but i'm about to go to bed and i'd like to see what posts i get by tom morn.
Edited by Phanodude (02/04/10 01:28 AM)
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Maurer
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Phanodude]
#11959394 - 02/04/10 02:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Never farted to wake myself or shit my pants as far back as i can remember.
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GreenMachine
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Maurer]
#11959409 - 02/04/10 02:28 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Definatly
I fart SOOOO loud in the morning.
Foghorns
As far as shart stories go
One time at the video rental store, my friend was paying for his stuff when he all of the sudden says, FUCK I JUST SHARTED RIGHT NOW! and walked to the car immediatly. He was serious.
And one time I tried to fart into a microphone to make it echo and I felt my ass get really warm and no sound came out. I knew i was in trouble then.
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Phanodude
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: GreenMachine]
#11970737 - 02/05/10 05:18 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
GreenMachine said: Definatly
I fart SOOOO loud in the morning.
Foghorns
As far as shart stories go
One time at the video rental store, my friend was paying for his stuff when he all of the sudden says, FUCK I JUST SHARTED RIGHT NOW! and walked to the car immediatly. He was serious.
And one time I tried to fart into a microphone to make it echo and I felt my ass get really warm and no sound came out. I knew i was in trouble then.
Warm Sensation + No Sound = Shart
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Maurer
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Phanodude]
#11970752 - 02/05/10 05:20 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Doritos
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Maurer]
#11970960 - 02/05/10 05:47 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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what about farting so loud you wake somebody up with the sound?
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Charles
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Phanodude]
#11970976 - 02/05/10 05:49 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Once. And I couldn't get back to sleep because every time I started to drift off I'd start laughing.
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Maurer
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Maurer]
#11970987 - 02/05/10 05:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Farts are gross unless they are your own. I just imagine your breathing in ass air. I've never farted loud enough to wake some one.
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laserpig
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Re: Have you ever farted so hard that you woke yourself up? (Bring some shart stories too!) [Re: Maurer]
#11971018 - 02/05/10 05:55 PM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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back in the dorms freshman year, one guy claimed he always had enormous farts upon waking up -- so loud that they could be used as an alarm clock
my friend was like "are you serious? prove it" so the next morning, the guy went just outside my friend's door and, indeed, farted so fucking hard that he woke up both roommates
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