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Anonymous #1

The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her
    #11936458 - 01/31/10 03:40 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Theres something wrong with her mandable and so she cant open her mouth very wide and she when she goes down on me I can feel her teeth. Sex is very important aspect of love, not priority but if I'm going to marry her you know. Would you marry someone who couldn't give you all the head you need, I don't know if I should because then my whole life will be bjless. However I really love this girl she treats me right I just don't know what to do.

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Anonymous #2

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11936465 - 01/31/10 03:42 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

You're not getting blowjobs after you're married, regardless of jaw health.

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Anonymous #3

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11936474 - 01/31/10 03:44 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Get her a surgery to make it better.

Win.

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Anonymous #4

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11936481 - 01/31/10 03:46 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

She's sleeping with someone else bro

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Anonymous #5

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11936497 - 01/31/10 03:49 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

#3 and #4

make her pay for her own jaw surgery since she's sleeping with someone else...

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Anonymous #6

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11936505 - 01/31/10 03:51 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Is this something that is medically documented or something she says after you tell her she gives shitty head?

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Anonymous #7

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11936575 - 01/31/10 04:04 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

we have the same girlfriend!

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Anonymous #8

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #11936855 - 01/31/10 04:54 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

This thread sucks.

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Anonymous #9

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #11936867 - 01/31/10 04:56 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Its okay, after a while you won't have to worry. Gummers are the best IMO

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Anonymous #10

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11936968 - 01/31/10 05:15 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

get her friends involved tell that u really luv but need to mix it up only two possible outcomes both in your favor

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Anonymous #11

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11937028 - 01/31/10 05:31 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Theres something wrong with her mandable and so she cant open her mouth very wide and she when she goes down on me I can feel her teeth. Sex is very important aspect of love, not priority but if I'm going to marry her you know. Would you marry someone who couldn't give you all the head you need, I don't know if I should because then my whole life will be bjless. However I really love this girl she treats me right I just don't know what to do.




knock her teeth out. then get down on one knee and propose.:super:

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Anonymous #4

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11937073 - 01/31/10 05:39 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
She's sleeping with someone else bro



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Anonymous #12

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11937097 - 01/31/10 05:45 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

dshsb

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Anonymous #13

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11937153 - 01/31/10 05:57 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

fuck her in the ass? who needs a mouth when you got butthole YEAH!:crazy2:

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Anonymous #14

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11937288 - 01/31/10 06:26 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

If you're that concerned with head you're a faggot. Only one girl has ever given me good head because my dick is huge. I don't even care anymore. Just lemme pound that, know what I'm sayin?

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Anonymous #15

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #14]
    #11937466 - 01/31/10 07:02 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

break her jaw. has anyone said that yet? i didnt bother reading past the first couple posts

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Anonymous #4

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11938821 - 01/31/10 10:24 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
dshsb



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Anonymous #16

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11938846 - 01/31/10 10:29 PM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
You're not getting blowjobs after you're married, regardless of jaw health.



So not true. My wife blows me all the time, fact are sex life has just gotten wilder since marriage.

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Anonymous #1

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #16]
    #11939742 - 02/01/10 01:06 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

Also shes shorter than me so her mouth can't open that wide anyways. And on top of that her vagina is messed up where it doesnt produce enough vaginal lubrication so she can only have sex two-three times a day. Shes also a squirter so she wets the bed all the time during intercourse.

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Anonymous #17

Re: The girl I'm dating seems like shes the one but theres a fundamental flaw with her [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11939804 - 02/01/10 01:19 AM (14 years, 2 months ago)

shes fuckin someone else bro

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