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LSDreamer
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Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch
#11687107 - 12/20/09 03:42 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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And Satan is the protagonist of the Bible.
Let's take a look, shall we?
Yahweh created Man, and all of Man's personality traits, like curiosity. Then Yahweh told Man to do whatever they want EXCEPT one thing. Then punished Man for acting on their innate curiosity.
Yahweh, being an omnipotent, eternal being created not equals and peers, but nothing but servants.
Satan loved Man so greatly that he went so far as to stand up to Yahweh's douchebaggery and give Man a helping hand. Yahweh's response? Make Satan the Master Jailor and Punisher of Man. Nice.
Yahweh was the War God of the Hebrews and it shows quite plainly in the OT.
Instead of just changing His mind, Yahweh had to create, and subsequently torture, a sentient being to change His rules. For some reason.
Discuss.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: LSDreamer]
#11687127 - 12/20/09 03:46 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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yeah the bible is fishy from page one lol
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: lmfsmoke]
#11687217 - 12/20/09 04:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tree of the knowledge of good and evil= BAD
Knowledge sucks guys....God says so.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: FezCat]
#11687307 - 12/20/09 04:24 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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A monotheistic judgmental god is
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MushroomTrip
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11687330 - 12/20/09 04:30 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said: A monotheistic judgmental god is
A monotheistic judgmental god is the consciousness of nearly every Christian parent.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11687399 - 12/20/09 04:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said: A monotheistic judgmental god is
If you believe that thoughts create reality then a monotheistic judgmental god probably exists as generated by the fervent thought-energy of His millions of followers.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: deCypher]
#11687575 - 12/20/09 05:25 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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MushroomTrip said:
A monotheistic judgmental god is the consciousness of nearly every Christian parent.
I disagree. Although the fundamentalist evangelical type is very vocal, I believe them to be the minority.
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deCypher said:
If you believe that thoughts create reality then a monotheistic judgmental god probably exists as generated by the fervent thought-energy of His millions of followers.
Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off. I believe Robert Monroe had an encounter with such a God as he was journeying to the "Emitter" in Ultimate Journey.
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LSDreamer
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: deCypher]
#11687718 - 12/20/09 05:45 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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deCypher said:
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c0sm0nautt said: A monotheistic judgmental god is
If you believe that thoughts create reality then a monotheistic judgmental god probably exists as generated by the fervent thought-energy of His millions of followers.
Good thing that's mystical bollocks
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11687770 - 12/20/09 05:52 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said: Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off.
That's why He has His minions busy assembling a power base in the real world. Fundamentalist Christians in political office enact laws that restrict your freedom and suicide bombers (who are fundamentalist for yet another monotheistic judgmental God) do His bidding through the proper application of high explosives. Unfortunately laughter does not work too well as a defense on the material plane.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: deCypher]
#11687846 - 12/20/09 06:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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deCypher said:
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c0sm0nautt said: Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off.
That's why He has His minions busy assembling a power base in the real world. Fundamentalist Christians in political office enact laws that restrict your freedom and suicide bombers (who are fundamentalist for yet another monotheistic judgmental God) do His bidding through the proper application of high explosives. Unfortunately laughter does not work too well as a defense on the material plane.
So what you're saying is, all the atheists need to band together to dream their own, Atheistic God to do battle with the monotheistic judgmental Gods, and destroy them on the thought-plane and once and for all rid the world of religious douchebaggery? BRILLIANT!
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: LSDreamer]
#11687871 - 12/20/09 06:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Have you read the Lucifer material?
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: LSDreamer]
#11688014 - 12/20/09 06:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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The materialistic atheists just need to keep on force-feeding visionaries anti-psychotics and preaching that all gods, thoughtforms, and metaphysical entities are sheer delusion until humanity's creative power of the imagination dies and we're imprisoned in prosaic, consensus reality.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: deCypher]
#11688204 - 12/20/09 06:51 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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deCypher said: The materialistic atheists just need to keep on force-feeding visionaries anti-psychotics and preaching that all gods, thoughtforms, and metaphysical entities are sheer delusion until humanity's creative power of the imagination dies and we're imprisoned in prosaic, consensus reality.
Oh, don't EVEN get me started.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: LSDreamer]
#11688464 - 12/20/09 07:32 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: deCypher]
#11688625 - 12/20/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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deCypher said:
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c0sm0nautt said: Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off.
That's why He has His minions busy assembling a power base in the real world. Fundamentalist Christians in political office enact laws that restrict your freedom and suicide bombers (who are fundamentalist for yet another monotheistic judgmental God) do His bidding through the proper application of high explosives. Unfortunately laughter does not work too well as a defense on the material plane.
Do you honestly fear such a thing? I surely do not. Fear is how you let him win. Laughter is the best defense.
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deCypher said: The materialistic atheists just need to keep on force-feeding visionaries anti-psychotics and preaching that all gods, thoughtforms, and metaphysical entities are sheer delusion until humanity's creative power of the imagination dies and we're imprisoned in prosaic, consensus reality.
I love have a good amount of Atheist's thinking is as absolute as the fundamentalists. God forbid we have to think in the Grey area.
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11688731 - 12/20/09 08:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said: Do you honestly fear such a thing? I surely do not. Fear is how you let him win. Laughter is the best defense.
Fear is not useful but neither is solely laughter when faced by violent, dogmatic true believers... it won't stop a suicide bomber or a witch hunt. You'll be laughing all the way to your grave.
I recommend being powerful enough to defend yourself AND having an optimistic attitude. Too many believers unfortunately have only the latter.
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Edited by deCypher (12/20/09 08:30 PM)
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11688737 - 12/20/09 08:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said:
Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off.
Good luck with that. Everyday people get killed and mutilated in the most terrible ways. What makes you immune from such catastrophes?
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: NlightNd1]
#11688842 - 12/20/09 08:40 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. --Al Capone
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LSDreamer
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: c0sm0nautt]
#11688872 - 12/20/09 08:44 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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c0sm0nautt said:
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deCypher said:
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c0sm0nautt said: Indeed. But that doesn't mean he has any power over those who would simply laugh him off.
That's why He has His minions busy assembling a power base in the real world. Fundamentalist Christians in political office enact laws that restrict your freedom and suicide bombers (who are fundamentalist for yet another monotheistic judgmental God) do His bidding through the proper application of high explosives. Unfortunately laughter does not work too well as a defense on the material plane.
Do you honestly fear such a thing? I surely do not. Fear is how you let him win. Laughter is the best defense.
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deCypher said: The materialistic atheists just need to keep on force-feeding visionaries anti-psychotics and preaching that all gods, thoughtforms, and metaphysical entities are sheer delusion until humanity's creative power of the imagination dies and we're imprisoned in prosaic, consensus reality.
I love have a good amount of Atheist's thinking is as absolute as the fundamentalists. God forbid we have to think in the Grey area.
I like how you cast atheists as a cohesive group with a doctrine
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Re: Yahweh is an evil son of a bitch [Re: LSDreamer]
#11688967 - 12/20/09 09:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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yea and christians are so much better <~~lie
it goes both ways sucker
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