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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!

Registered: 08/25/06
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Last seen: 1 year, 6 months

Seattle handjob

#11621551 - 12/10/09 03:26 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

So uh I heard the massage parlor on 145th and lake cityt right next door to 711 gives happy endings. I am recently single and im thinking of getting a massage there. is there some kind of asian handjob etiquette or something? how do I tell if its legit?

is it against the rules to post this?

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ohmatic
searcher

Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6,742
Loc: europe

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Hakim0777]

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#11621560 - 12/10/09 03:32 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

so u get a massage and then a special massage ? lol wtf sounds mad like prostitution for me seeing how money is involved..

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darklcd
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Registered: 02/24/07
Posts: 675
Loc: on top of the world

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11621562 - 12/10/09 03:34 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

So you panhandle for handjobs...interesting...

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ohmatic
searcher

Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6,742
Loc: europe

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11621567 - 12/10/09 03:37 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Hakim0777 said:
So uh I heard the massage parlor on 145th and lake cityt right next door to 711 gives happy endings. I am recently single and im thinking of getting a massage there. is there some kind of asian handjob etiquette or something? how do I tell if its legit?

is it against the rules to post this?

if you desperately need one, check this out http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/11621544#11621544

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koraks

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,703

Re: Seattle handjob

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#11621609 - 12/10/09 04:29 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Maybe that's exactly the handjob they're giving away :laugh:

:laugh:

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ohmatic
searcher

Registered: 02/28/04
Posts: 6,742
Loc: europe

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: koraks]
#11621612 - 12/10/09 04:37 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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koraks said:
Maybe that's exactly the handjob they're giving away

haha now THAT would be epic :sun:

:sun:

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Chubba
Vape hungry

Registered: 07/05/07
Posts: 6,785
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: darklcd]
#11621614 - 12/10/09 04:41 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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So you panhandle for handjobs...interesting...

LOL, just what I was thinking.

Go buy a tent or something instead of handjobs.

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samba_lightning
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Registered: 11/02/08
Posts: 2,081
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Chubba]
#11621738 - 12/10/09 06:25 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Chubba said:
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So you panhandle for handjobs...interesting...

LOL, just what I was thinking.

Go buy a tent or something instead of handjobs.

:lol:

Yeah weird, i know if i was on the street and panhandling, getting a massage and a fucking handjob wouldn't be top priority.

If you're so desperate for a handjob (which aren't all that great..i prefer my own hand skills to most girls i've dated) -Just sit on your hand for a while till it goes to sleep :wink:

:wink:

problem solved.

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Hakim0777
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
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Last seen: 1 year, 6 months

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: samba_lightning]
#11623002 - 12/10/09 12:12 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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darklcd said:
So you panhandle for handjobs...interesting...

handjobs and crack!

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samba_lightning said:
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Chubba said:
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So you panhandle for handjobs...interesting...

LOL, just what I was thinking.

Go buy a tent or something instead of handjobs.

Yeah weird, i know if i was on the street and panhandling, getting a massage and a fucking handjob wouldn't be top priority.

If you're so desperate for a handjob (which aren't all that great..i prefer my own hand skills to most girls i've dated) -Just sit on your hand for a while till it goes to sleep problem solved.

you guys are so judgemental. Why is there a difference in getting a handjob if im homeless or not???

Im not doing it because its a handjob...handjobs kinda suck, its the idea.

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uber_aj
Goodbye Shroomery!

Registered: 11/13/05
Posts: 4,486
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Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623029 - 12/10/09 12:20 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I say good for you, panhandler. I always figured if i was homeless I would spend all the money I got on drugs and whores. Go get yours! :peace:

:peace:

As for etiquette, I'd imagine they don't want you to talk dirty while you're getting it, don't surprisingly aim for their face at the end, and don't as them to lick it up. Other than that I'd imagine you just lay/sit there and let them do their thing.

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circularvortex
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Registered: 08/31/06
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Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623037 - 12/10/09 12:22 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

'Cause if you're homeless any money you have would probably be better spent on things other than handjobs.

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Set
candy colored clown

Registered: 10/03/08
Posts: 6,383
Loc: right near da beach

Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623068 - 12/10/09 12:29 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

There was an episode of Manswers that dealt with massage parlor happy ending etiquette.

season 1 episode 2

I'd consult Manswers, as with any other advice.

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Hakim0777
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Registered: 08/25/06
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Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623076 - 12/10/09 12:30 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Im actually saving for a room. I make alot of money, so much so that I have enough to save and have a little for myself. I dont see anything wrong in that...

I dont plan on doing this whole panhandle thing past december.

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koppie
astral projectile

Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2,653
Loc: cloud hidden

Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623096 - 12/10/09 12:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Can't you find a crazy bag lady to have hot homeless sex with? Now that would be a story to tell your grandkids.

"Now waaay back in the Great Depression of '09 Grampa was too poor to get a handjob from a Thai masseuse so..."

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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!

Registered: 08/25/06
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Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Set]
#11623138 - 12/10/09 12:41 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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Set said:
There was an episode of Manswers that dealt with massage parlor happy ending etiquette.

season 1 episode 2

I'd consult Manswers, as with any other advice.

I cant sit through an entire episode of that shit lol. My head would explode.

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Set
candy colored clown

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Posts: 6,383
Loc: right near da beach

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: Hakim0777]
#11623144 - 12/10/09 12:43 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

:lol:

leave your attention span at the door

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samba_lightning
diminished 5th

Registered: 11/02/08
Posts: 2,081
Last seen: 10 years, 8 months

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: koppie]
#11623150 - 12/10/09 12:45 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

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koppie said:
Can't you find a crazy bag lady to have hot homeless sex with? Now that would be a story to tell your grandkids.

"Now waaay back in the Great Depression of '09 Grampa was too poor to get a handjob from a Thai masseuse so..."

:ilold:

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M.Reynolds
Capt. of Serenity

Registered: 03/15/09
Posts: 482
Loc: Orbiting Deadwood

Re: Seattle handjob

[Re: samba_lightning]
#11623241 - 12/10/09 01:01 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Recently single; what woman wouldn't want a homeless panhandling finger fucker.

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sam420
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Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623660 - 12/10/09 02:17 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

LOL

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Re: Seattle handjob

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#11623788 - 12/10/09 02:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Shouldn't YOU be the one giving handjobs for money?

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