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MOTH
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Can't stand my new sister-in-law
#11611509 - 12/08/09 06:01 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'm pretty easy-going and can get along with pretty much everyone. However, I'm having issues with one of my new sisters-in-law. I have four brothers and two of them got married this year. I love one of my new sisters, since we hit it off right away. She is a loving and compassionate person.
However, the other sister-in-law, who I will call 'A', is a total nasty bitch. She weighs almost 300 pounds and constantly tries to shit on other people. She smacks my dear brother, her husband, in the head, even when he yells at he to stop and insults his sexual performance while he is sitting right there with the rest of the family. She makes nasty comments to everyone in my family and is constantly guilt-tripping my mother into giving her money. She also spiked the punch at my other brother's wedding without telling anyone even though she knew my brother's wife was pregnant and she has been talking about dosing my conservative mom and dad pot brownies without asking their permission. She is a total fat slimeball. She doesn't know that I don't like her yet (I can play the neutral card really well socially), and is constantly telling me how much she hates my parents and brothers, yet she is always sucking up to my family trying to get more money from them. It is getting too much. I can't keep silent anymore. It's time for the brute force of radical honesty.
I really just want to punch her in the nose. And I'm not the violent type...usually...
But she brings it out in me. I can't stand to see her hit my brother and say nasty disrespectful things about him right to his face and I can't stand to hear her talk shit about my other brothers, who hate her too. I have been "nice" to her so far, but that era is coming to a close.
I'm going to pretend to be neutral with her for a little bit longer and toy with her mind until the right moment arrives to deliver a smackdown. I can't stand this bitch.
And I don't usually say that! I can't believe she married into our family! It makes me sick. I want to drive her away and ruin her.
I told my brother that I didn't think wives were supposed to hit their husbands in the head and his response was, "Well, every relationship needs work."
If he's happy with that foul treatment then he's happy, but that doesn't mean I have to be or put up with her shitty presence without a word of complaint. Nay, I shall bring this monstrous ugly abusive hoe to her knees and make her regret she ever took my brother's last name.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611531 - 12/08/09 06:03 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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i'll poke her for u maybe teach her some respect and manners.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611546 - 12/08/09 06:05 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Send her on a massive shroom and lsd trip, bake her an omelet with like 8g's of mushies and slip a few (10 or more) lsd tabs in it and see where that get's her, she will either snap and go insane and be locked up once and foreall or her perspecive on life will change and she will stop being a bitch.
Or you could also slip a massive dose of arsenic in an omelet also.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611564 - 12/08/09 06:06 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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You know this could be the premise of a moderately funny movie. "How to lose a sister in law in 10 days" You will have to come up with some interesting ways to get rid of her.. good luck. Honestly from what you say it doesn't sound like it will last.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: The24HourMC]
#11611571 - 12/08/09 06:07 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hate people like her
She deserves a good beating
You must deliver
In the name of Jesus I command thee!
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: ThaiTea]
#11611574 - 12/08/09 06:08 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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actually a high dose lsd trip would literally force her to change her ways. It rewires the brain into enlightened kindness, albeit she will have trouble relating to most things, but she won't be an asshole anymore.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: ThaiTea]
#11611592 - 12/08/09 06:09 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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ThaiTea said: actually a high dose lsd trip would literally force her to change her ways. It rewires the brain into enlightened kindness, albeit she will have trouble relating to most things, but she won't be an asshole anymore.
Yes, what I said.
I've noticed that my heroic doses of psychedelics in the past have greatly changed my perspective on quite a few things.
I have yet to achieve and ego death though, I'd like to kill that fucker with 10g's this month though, maybe on christmas.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Lucidx]
#11611611 - 12/08/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lucidx said: Send her on a massive shroom and lsd trip, bake her an omelet with like 8g's of mushies and slip a few (10 or more) lsd tabs in it and see where that get's her, she will either snap and go insane and be locked up once and foreall or her perspecive on life will change and she will stop being a bitch.
Or you could also slip a massive dose of arsenic in an omelet also.
Do this and report back to us. Except lower the dose to like 5gs of shrooms and 3 hits of acid
She may be 300 pounds but i doubt shes been on alot of shrooms or acid before.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: ThaiTea]
#11611624 - 12/08/09 06:12 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt.
I would never waste acid on such filth. I really just want to punch her in the face. It's all I've been able to think about since this morning. She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry. I'll break her fucking glasses. I want to make her eat dog shit. I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611633 - 12/08/09 06:13 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Wow it feels good to get some of this out of my system
Thanks Shroomery
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611636 - 12/08/09 06:14 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt.
I would never waste acid on such filth. I really just want to punch her in the face. It's all I've been able to think about since this morning. She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry. I'll break her fucking glasses. I want to make her eat dog shit. I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.
You should strangle her to death with your bare hands
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611640 - 12/08/09 06:15 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt.
I would never waste acid on such filth. I really just want to punch her in the face. It's all I've been able to think about since this morning. She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry. I'll break her fucking glasses. I want to make her eat dog shit. I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.
Give her 2 hits of acid, and make her have a bad trip. Insult her how she begs your parents for money and shit like that. She will probably go through a 12 hour thinking session during her bad trip and end up nicer.
2 hits of acid is only $10 if you have the right hookup. I'd waste that much on that filthy whore.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: mrgibblet]
#11611679 - 12/08/09 06:20 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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mrgibblet said:
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MOTH said: Acid is too good for the likes of this despicable manipulative cunt.
I would never waste acid on such filth. I really just want to punch her in the face. It's all I've been able to think about since this morning. She may be a lard ass, but I'm wiry. I'll break her fucking glasses. I want to make her eat dog shit. I want to force open her hideous face with a crowbar and urinate in her mouth while she's tied up with electrical fence.
Give her 2 hits of acid, and make her have a bad trip. Insult her how she begs your parents for money and shit like that. She will probably go through a 12 hour thinking session during her bad trip and end up nicer.
2 hits of acid is only $10 if you have the right hookup. I'd waste that much on that filthy whore.
She thinks nothing about dosing OTHER PEOPLE without their permission, so maybe she's secretly asking the Universe to dose her without her permission.
I'll play the hand of God on this one.
Oh, and she steals clothing from Walmart and brags about it.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611686 - 12/08/09 06:21 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shoot her in the face with a bazooka.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611688 - 12/08/09 06:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: The24HourMC]
#11611690 - 12/08/09 06:22 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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The24HourMC said: i'll poke her for u maybe teach her some respect and manners.
This...all you got to do is 'roll her in flour and look for the wet spot'
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Lucidx]
#11611695 - 12/08/09 06:23 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shit fuck that
You should dose her like 2 grams of DXM
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Lucidx]
#11611707 - 12/08/09 06:25 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Lucidx said: Shoot her in the face with a bazooka.
It's the only way.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: Vibes]
#11611719 - 12/08/09 06:28 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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Let me clarify...I don't actually want to torture or kill her, I just want to maim her and ruin her life and drive her away from the family.
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Re: Can't stand my new sister-in-law [Re: MOTH]
#11611730 - 12/08/09 06:29 PM (14 years, 3 months ago) |
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MOTH said: Let me clarify...I don't actually want to torture or kill her, I just want to maim her and ruin her life and drive her away from the family.
Cut her arms off
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