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Anonymous #1

Toilet seat causing issues
    #11451784 - 11/14/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

OK, so yesterday my girlfriend comes up to me yelling about leaving the seat up.  We live together, and I'm always getting shit for leaving the toilet seat up.  She comes up with this proposition, if you just sit down when you piss, I will suck your dick once a week.  I just about lost it, this bitch is fucking crazy.  Even proposing that is so god damn disrespectful, I wanted to tell her to go fuck herself, and then I started to think about it.  This girl is an artist with her mouth, but she almost never sucks my dick.  I really don't eat her pussy much either, but more because she doesn't suck my dick than me not wanting to eat pussy.  I'm actually starting to think about doing it, I mean its really not THAT big of a deal.  I know its fucked up, but I won't have to listen to her shit, and I get a blowjob once a week whenever I want.  I really want this relationship to work just as importantly, I sure as fuck don't want to be single again, so I'm not sure what I should do.  My dad always tells me to compramise with females, so I'm thinking this might be the best bet.

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Anonymous #2

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11451870 - 11/14/09 02:02 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Sitting down to piss is no big deal. You might even get to take a shit while you're sitting there. Reading material close at hand is k3y.

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Anonymous #3

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #11452023 - 11/14/09 03:41 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Not only that. You'll find that not spraying your manly urine all over the general toilet bowl area while pissing standing up will also get rid of the prehistoric ammonia stink in your shit cave.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #11452513 - 11/14/09 08:15 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I was asking for men's opinions, you are obviously females.

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Anonymous #4

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11452751 - 11/14/09 09:22 AM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like a good deal to me.

You know, you probably wouldn't even have to sit down to piss, just remember to put the seat down.

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Anonymous #5

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #11454614 - 11/14/09 03:34 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Seat down for a bj, damn i'd take that deal everyday, so easy to put the seat down, and you get a bj for just that, you're making a good choice if you do that, just make sure she doesn't slip up, EVER

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Anonymous #1

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #11454934 - 11/14/09 04:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

She didn't say I had to keep putting seat down, I'm already supposed to do that.  She wants me to sit when I take a piss.  I think it might be a good deal, but I also think I might be a total bitch if I do it.

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Anonymous #6

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11455275 - 11/14/09 05:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

the fact that shes using oral sex as reward means your whipped. good job wearing the pants in the relationship fag. :gayvirgin:

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Anonymous #7

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11455386 - 11/14/09 05:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

just sit on the toilet man.. have a dip:thumbup:

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Anonymous #8

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #11455393 - 11/14/09 05:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Man I always go down on a girl before I fuck her. You gotta prime the goddamn pump every time if you want her to put out. No wonder she's bitching about the damn toilet, you're rubbing her pussy raw all the time. Unless you have a small penis, in which case a) no wonder she's bitching and b) you better have some mouth skills or wtf do you expect.

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Anonymous #9

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11455421 - 11/14/09 05:59 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Just piss in the sink you fag.

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Anonymous #10

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11455479 - 11/14/09 06:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

How about you dumb whores assume the seat is up and put it fucking down?

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Anonymous #8

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11455509 - 11/14/09 06:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #10 said:
How about you dumb whores assume the seat is up and put it fucking down?




I'll never understand that. They say they can't turn the lights on because it will hurt their eyes. Well I can't pee with the lights off because I'll likely pee on the wall or the floor or whatever, yet I don't leave the lights on in the bathroom all night because that costs money.

And they claim to be so smart.

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Anonymous #1

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #11455536 - 11/14/09 06:22 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

I've tried telling her this, and she freaked out on me.  She started pulling the whole "I always have to sit on the seat, you only do half the time" shit.  I never bitched about the seat being down, its bs and unfair.  She should just stop being lazy and fucking check.  I would get a blowjob out of it also.

Also, pissing in the sink is fucking nasty.  I'm not 12, she would probably rather me pee on the toilet seat than in the sink.

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Anonymous #11

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11455583 - 11/14/09 06:31 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Women cant check to see if the toilet seat is up or down.

It's a fact that women have no intelligence that does not involve manipulating others for their own personal gain or the gain of their children.

Sry Women it's science.

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Anonymous #12

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11455604 - 11/14/09 06:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

How much effort does it really take to put the seat down? :confused:

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Anonymous #9

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #11455701 - 11/14/09 06:53 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
I've tried telling her this, and she freaked out on me.  She started pulling the whole "I always have to sit on the seat, you only do half the time" shit.  I never bitched about the seat being down, its bs and unfair.  She should just stop being lazy and fucking check.  I would get a blowjob out of it also.

Also, pissing in the sink is fucking nasty.  I'm not 12, she would probably rather me pee on the toilet seat than in the sink.





Dude, you sound like a little whiny bitch.

Just sit when you piss. How fucking hard is that???? And your gf's even willing to suck your little ass dick to get you to fucking do it anyways. :confused:

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Anonymous #13

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #11455786 - 11/14/09 07:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Try playing it even and put down the toilet cover.


If you do not have a toilet cover then your fucked buddy but most toilets do have a cover.

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Anonymous #11

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #11455823 - 11/14/09 07:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
How much effort does it really take to put the seat down? :confused:



Exactly my point.

You are the ones who need it down so why dont you just do it?

I can pee standing up so 70% of the time I dont need it down and when I do and it's up (because I have male roommates) I dont bitch at them about it I just take care of business.

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Anonymous #12

Re: Toilet seat causing issues [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #11455834 - 11/14/09 07:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago)

It looks better when its down too.

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