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Darkestone
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Fuck weed I give up!!
#11246205 - 10/14/09 01:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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A little background.....
Used to go through this dude and get pretty good mids after the huge busts went down around here and nobody had any connects. Then he lost his connects.
After a week or so of dealing with him and his, "what you talkin bout, folk? This is some gas!" (not true)
I just told him. "Look, man, gimme a call if you come across some herb that is as good as the shtuff you used to get. This stuff is good it just gives me a headache (lies) and I can't smoke it. Don't call unless it's really good mids or better."
I thought this might give him a little more incentive to search for a decent supply. We don't talk for a couple of months and then last nyte I get a text. "yeeeeeaaaahhh! Wats up now?"
Says he's got some good, come on by the hizzy. I'ts dark and about 9:00 but you know how it can be, we didn't know how long he was going to have this so we went ahead. Picked him up at the end of his street (old people living near by, not good) and Holyskunk that shit smelled like some fire ass nuggs like we used to get! He tosses us our twin and an extra fatty to boot. He knows we don't fuck around so I didn't check the sack. (plus the old people) We get back home and it's.....I don't know what to say, it's beyond bunk! half of it was just stringy mexican dirt and half of it was something completely foreign to me. I almost couldn't break it up it was so hard. And a piece of it hit my wooden floor and it literally sounded like a pebble bouncing around. It smelled sickly sweet. (almost like country fresh raid) and it wasn't sticky or greasy at all but it was damp. Like they hadn't cured it properly or something. Then I got the bright Idea that "maybe this weird looking stuff is just a smoking blend sprayed with jwh-018!" I actually packed the bong.
Then I actually hit it.
It only got about a quarter to half of the way down before it shot involuntarily out of my mouth. Then I got a headache. We planned on getting more if it was any good. sheesh. We texted him and nicely said: wtf? where is the good green you said we were going to get? I think you may have mixed our bag up with some one else's. If you have anything or get anything we can trade this for that is decent call us. We aren't touching this shit.
He said "Yea, it's all good, come on by." We went to his house he handed me a sack and I handed him a sack of equal size. He puts the sack in his pocket. He then tries to confuse my husband in conversation and get 20 bucks for the sack he gave us. I said, "i already gave you the twenty for the twenty" He pulls it out of his pocket "oh, shit! This is that stuff? Nah, Nah, I can't take that shit back. I got that last night because I had to unahwutimsayin? I got alot of calls back on that, I can't take it back" Let me explain that we firmly believe, in the case of 20 sacks from shady dealers, what you get is what you get, unless they are willing to trade. This was the same for him as it was for us. He traded us already. The new sack was ours. We had every right to kick his ass out the car and drive off. His two babies were out in the yard waiting on him and (about 2 and 4). I sat there a minute contemplating what to do with the sack in my hand. I looked at it, It was brownish green nothing special, not worth smoking probably. But the principal.... I still don't know if it was the right thing to do but I decided to be....civil(?) and gave it back to him. Our cell phone died on the way back home.
This morning I turned it on and there were 5 textxsxs and 2 voicemails from the little prick. the texts said that he dropped one of his, get this, "sacks oflight green", in the back of our car when he got in. Then a few more, "Hey ya'll, text me back." "I mean it you guys, text me now"
My favorites were the VM, "come on now ya'll.......quit playin'" and "maaaaaaaan.......C'mon guys holla at me, now? Don't be playing wit me......peace"
Kinda sounded like someone's mom when they can't get the concept of voicemail not being the same as an answering machine and they keep expecting you to pick up in the middle of them talking? "Are you there honey?..........huge pause...........oookaaay. I guess your busy....well, call me back please. I luuuv u darlin."
I only wish u guys could hear them so we could all laugh together. I don't have enough rl friends for this laughter.
I went out to check the car and see what he really left. Thinking that there was no way in hell it could really be dank green nuggs.
At least now I know where that skunky smell came from in the car last night. It was only a nic sack but D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-damn!! Ha ha ha fuck you ***. Karma is a bitch when you're a bitch, Mmmkay? And to think he could have gotten us some good and everyone would have been happy. Pity. There goes that bridge all to hell.
Good thing I already ordered my rocket spice ultra! Mailed the pay Monday. Should be here soon. Got 3 g's peach and 3 g's strawberry. Never tried it myself but I have heard nice things. It will be nice after this dry spell to get something thats worth packing.
Well, if you made it this far, you deserve a cookie or medal or something. Thanks for reading my rant. The moral of the story, as always is.....WEED SHOULD BE LEGALIZED so that hard working folk don't have to waste our time and money on people like ***!!
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Morgenstern
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Darkestone]
#11246234 - 10/14/09 01:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I lost track of what was happening half way though.
You should be grateful, I can't even find any weed around here at all. Not even the ditch dirt crap.
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isomorphic
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Weed is gods way of saying have fun.
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Mchaggis
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Darkestone]
#11246263 - 10/14/09 02:04 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Seriously I've pretty much given up because of this kinda shit.
Last time I bought weed the person told me it was "better" than the last. (The Last had been some nice nug with bits of purple in it)
So of course i bought an eighth for 60 instead of one gram for 15.
I get home, open the bag, and not only is it NOT any better, it's some fuckin' regs. Some mexican dirt weed, that I paid 60 bucks an eighth for
Sometimes I hate tryin' to stay high in America.
Thank you DEA, you've made my weed much shittier and more expensive.
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Quote:
Mataspore said: I lost track of what was happening half way though. .
^that
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Darkestone
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Mchaggis]
#11246319 - 10/14/09 02:13 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel you hag. I have actually heard alabamy can be worse than Georgia. GO LORETTA NALL!!!
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I AM SWIM
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Mchaggis]
#11246327 - 10/14/09 02:15 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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What a lame dealer.
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Mchaggis]
#11246333 - 10/14/09 02:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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This is why I: 1. Only deal with "kind bud"/"Highs"/"Chronic"/"Sensi" 2. Always examine the bud before I decide 3. Have backup options (never have only one hookup) 4. Let hookups know why I decline, and teach them what to look for
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Darkestone
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Mchaggis]
#11246338 - 10/14/09 02:16 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I feel you hag. I have actually heard alabamy can be worse than Georgia. GO LORETTA NALL!!! Make a difference
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Smitington
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: Mchaggis]
#11246351 - 10/14/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Funny stuff. Silly dealers
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Darkestone
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Yeah, it's nice when you can have options like this. We lost ours one by one. Either they are in jail, (or in love).... Or their guys are in Jail.
Bad thing is, it's not just us. Or our circle of friends either. Every now and again someone will come through from out of town with some kynd nuggs but other than that, this area of georgia is dry as fuck.
BTW babbling incoherently is my specialty.
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Hesterzjester
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Re: Fuck weed I give up!! [Re: I AM SWIM]
#11247021 - 10/14/09 03:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
I AM SWIM said: What a lame dealer.
This.
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OrganizedChaos
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All I have to say is fuck that noise.
Speaking of which, I need to get myself that damn permit, the medicinal market is WAAAAAAAY better than any street shit going on here, and so much less hassle... they come to your mother fucking door!?!?!?!
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Polk_Audio3
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You will find the right dealer, I smoke mids also for some reason we are in a drought. The dealers are selling some dark shit or some hi mids an taxing the fuck out of it
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OrganizedChaos
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Shit the street stuff up here is overpriced sensi. Looks good/Smells great but is much to be desired, especially for the price.
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