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How to get someone's goat
    #10684393 - 07/15/09 08:28 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Just keep asking why they are pissed off.

A. You seem perturbed, is something wrong?

B. No, everything is fine.

A. Are you sure, I detect a little anger in your voice.

B. *voice rising slightly* NO, I told you, everything is cool!

A. You sure sound edgy, what exactly is eating you?

B. NOT A GODDAMNED THING, OK?!

A. Yup, knew you were pissed off about something.


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10684420 - 07/15/09 08:31 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

haha thats how i would get beat up.


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10684440 - 07/15/09 08:34 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

When someone's on a rant, I just listen.  When they pause, I say, "And?"

Then they usually rant some more.  But soon they have to take a breath and when they're waiting for a response, I say, "So?"

Which really pisses 'em off, so they yell some more.  And when they start demanding I say something to let 'em know I get it, I just reply, "Therefore?"

I can usually keep 'em going like this til they wear themselves out arguing and meanwhile, I'm entertained.

I'm such a smartass


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: Clownswor]
    #10684471 - 07/15/09 08:39 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

You are hereby inducted into the Shroomery Fight Club. :box:


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: Fiftyfour]
    #10684536 - 07/15/09 08:47 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Uh huh. Tell us more.


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10684657 - 07/15/09 09:06 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

In my country stealing a goat is punishable by death.

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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10685296 - 07/15/09 10:57 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Normally I distract them while I steal their farm animals. I had never considered annoying them.


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10685355 - 07/15/09 11:08 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Where'd you learn that little trick from? Marriage?


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: Kickle]
    #10685413 - 07/15/09 11:23 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:hehehe:


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10687220 - 07/16/09 10:07 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
Just keep asking why they are pissed off.

A. You seem perturbed, is something wrong?

B. No, everything is fine.

A. Are you sure, I detect a little anger in your voice.

B. *voice rising slightly* NO, I told you, everything is cool!

A. You sure sound edgy, what exactly is eating you?

B. NOT A GODDAMNED THING, OK?!

A. Yup, knew you were pissed off about something.






Can't you just as easy go to their farm and take their goat?


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: Icelander]
    #10687501 - 07/16/09 11:13 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

You could do that, but after five minutes they will gladly hand it to you. Which is less work?


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10687575 - 07/16/09 11:29 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

OrgoneConclusion said:
You could do that, but after five minutes they will gladly hand it to you. Which is less work?




Is this another efficiency thread? :facepalm:

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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: Existence]
    #10687588 - 07/16/09 11:31 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: How to get someone's goat [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
    #10687650 - 07/16/09 11:45 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

This thread has been closed.

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