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Anonymous #1

My butt hole itches
    #10680969 - 07/15/09 10:33 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

It's been itching for about two weeks. When I wash it in the shower, it feels freaking awesome to give it a good scrub with the wash rag, but I've rubbed it a bit raw. Sometimes when I wipe after pooping, I get a tiny bit of blood on the TP.
WTF is going on and what should I do?

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Anonymous #2

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10680988 - 07/15/09 10:37 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

you might have worms, you should go to the doctor

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Anonymous #3

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10681063 - 07/15/09 10:49 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Butt hole washrag scrubing is awesome. Why would you want to fuck up a good thing? Just scratch that motherfucker.

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Anonymous #1

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10681081 - 07/15/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

It does feel pretty damn good to wash the fuck out of an itchy butt hole....

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Anonymous #4

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10681105 - 07/15/09 10:57 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

some intestinal parasites make your b hole itch.  You probably have worms

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Anonymous #3

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #10681171 - 07/15/09 11:09 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

The cure is a tobasco sauce enema.

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Anonymous #5

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10681245 - 07/15/09 11:21 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Wipe?

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Anonymous #6

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10681659 - 07/15/09 12:26 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Peel a piece of ginger and stick it up your hole.  Leave it there for 10 minutes then remove.  Problem solved.

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Anonymous #7

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #10681736 - 07/15/09 12:36 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

They make my butt itch.
What are hemorrhoids, Alex?

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Anonymous #8

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #10681741 - 07/15/09 12:37 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Early onset of the 'roids I'd say. Keep scratching it and it will get full blown.

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Anonymous #1

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10681944 - 07/15/09 01:11 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Is this 'full blown'?

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Anonymous #4

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10682070 - 07/15/09 01:40 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

What's wrong with that guy?

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Anonymous #9

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10682084 - 07/15/09 01:44 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

stop taking dicks in the ass and it wouldnt itch so much..

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Anonymous #10

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #10682107 - 07/15/09 01:48 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

That would be roids man. They suck ALOT. You don't have worms. Just try not to strain yer butt muscule to much or they get worse. Had em since i was 20.

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Anonymous #8

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #10682135 - 07/15/09 01:58 PM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Tense your ass and keep doing that,as if you are trying to suck a dump back up.

I've had them,you don't want them.

Don't force your dumps,let them take as long as needed.

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Anonymous #11

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #10687422 - 07/16/09 10:52 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #3 said:
The cure is a tobasco sauce DMT enema.



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Anonymous #12

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #10687468 - 07/16/09 11:05 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
I've had them,you don't want them.

Don't force your dumps,let them take as long as needed.




QFT

I have had to go to do the doctor and have them remove a golfball-sized blood clot from my asshole.

I thought the fucking hemroid itself hurt, getting it cut out and having that sore hurt worse!

FYI, they don't sew up the hole they cut out either, you have to basically just cram gauze in your ass crack and let it soak up the blood.

Why the fuck do people ruin their bodies like in the above post? That guy has to be in horrible pain.

But yeah, hemroids are inflamed blood-clots that happen around your asshole.

Don't force shits, that's probably the best advice. BTW, itchy butthole isn't from hemroids. You would notice a hemroid forming before it would become itchy.

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Anonymous #13

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #10687608 - 07/16/09 11:35 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Could be the start of anal warts

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Anonymous #14

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #10687616 - 07/16/09 11:37 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Invest in Witch Hazel and cottonballs. Use them alot.

Trust me.

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Anonymous #7

Re: My butt hole itches [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #10687642 - 07/16/09 11:43 AM (14 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
Could be the start of anal warts




just because you have anal warts doesn't mean everyone does.

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