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Invisiblememes
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EMC & Wake 'n Bake
    #10569494 - 06/25/09 07:31 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Good morning Pub.  Today has been great so far.  Woke up early as fuck (7am), did a nice kettlebell workout, smoked a blunt with the sister, took a nice shower and now im' just chillin :vaped:


How is your day going so far?  How about you make it a little better with a nice :bonghit:

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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: memes]
    #10569499 - 06/25/09 07:34 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You know youre a shroomerite when:

You post in the LNC and EMC without going to sleep inbetween

wish I could toke, but I wouldnt want to risk slowing my surgery recovery. Time for a weed and blue lotus sandwich again!

Its 6:30 here haha

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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: memes]
    #10569501 - 06/25/09 07:34 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

first day off of work since I started, woke up early as everyone else left my house.  Bout to pack a bowl and get lit, probably make a nice breakfast and watch some south park on my computer.


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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: bomba88]
    #10569503 - 06/25/09 07:36 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

hasshhhhhh...


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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: Morgenstern]
    #10569506 - 06/25/09 07:38 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Mataspore said:
hasshhhhhh...



[jealous] :doublefu: [/jealous]

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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: Morgenstern]
    #10569522 - 06/25/09 07:45 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I was rudely awaken by my new employer with a starting date for my internship.

I then made the highly awaited, long anticipated phone call to my old employer, informing them that I was resigning.. what a pleasure that was! I've been wanting to make that phone call for well over four years! :biggrin:

The plan for the rest of the day is to laze around the house, smoking a few bowls along the way! :jointsmile:


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5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: gENERIX]
    #10569529 - 06/25/09 07:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

She is friends with an ex boyfriend from several years ago, but they only hang out a couple times a year. I never had any reason to be suspicious.

She emailed me from work that her phone battery is about to die and she's going to his house to pick up a bag of weed. She said she would be home after hanging out for a bit. She got off work around 4pm.

I was busy all day and paid no mind. Next thing I knew it was 10 pm. I figured they went to a bar and were just hanging out.

She called me at 11:30 pm from his cell phone (she said her died or was about to die) and said she was going to finish her beer and come home. She rides her bike everywhere in the city and she was in a further out neighborhood from where we live...about 20 mins riding time.

I fell asleep watching tv. And woke up at 2 am. She's still not home. I call her cell phone and it rings -- odd since I thought her phone was dead. I call again 20 mins later. It rung. I called again 20 mins later yet again. This time the phone goes straight to voicemail.

I call this dude's phone number. He doesnt answer. AT 3:30 am or so I call again and leave a message asking where she is.

At 4 am, I sent both of them a text message.

And now it's after 5 am. She's been hanging out with him for 12 hours.

Cheating? In jail? Bike accident?

I have no fucking idea.

But I'm pissed that no one has called me. And if she cheated or just passed out and crashed his place, I'm going to be pissed. Even if you're totally fucked up, you can still call and say that you're crashing and it's not safe to ride home. Or I can pick you up. Or you can take a cab home.

Bullshit.

She's probably in bed with this asshole.

If she's cheating, I dont give a fuck -- I'll break up with her so fast. The only thing I have to worry about is coming up with her share of the rent.

Fuck it.

I'm pissed.


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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: rodfarva]
    #10569539 - 06/25/09 07:53 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

she's cheating:headbang:don't be fooled

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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: rodfarva]
    #10569554 - 06/25/09 08:00 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

rodfarva said:
She is friends with an ex boyfriend from several years ago, but they only hang out a couple times a year. I never had any reason to be suspicious.

She emailed me from work that her phone battery is about to die and she's going to his house to pick up a bag of weed. She said she would be home after hanging out for a bit. She got off work around 4pm.

I was busy all day and paid no mind. Next thing I knew it was 10 pm. I figured they went to a bar and were just hanging out.

She called me at 11:30 pm from his cell phone (she said her died or was about to die) and said she was going to finish her beer and come home. She rides her bike everywhere in the city and she was in a further out neighborhood from where we live...about 20 mins riding time.

I fell asleep watching tv. And woke up at 2 am. She's still not home. I call her cell phone and it rings -- odd since I thought her phone was dead. I call again 20 mins later. It rung. I called again 20 mins later yet again. This time the phone goes straight to voicemail.

I call this dude's phone number. He doesnt answer. AT 3:30 am or so I call again and leave a message asking where she is.

At 4 am, I sent both of them a text message.

And now it's after 5 am. She's been hanging out with him for 12 hours.

Cheating? In jail? Bike accident?

I have no fucking idea.

But I'm pissed that no one has called me. And if she cheated or just passed out and crashed his place, I'm going to be pissed. Even if you're totally fucked up, you can still call and say that you're crashing and it's not safe to ride home. Or I can pick you up. Or you can take a cab home.

Bullshit.

She's probably in bed with this asshole.

If she's cheating, I dont give a fuck -- I'll break up with her so fast. The only thing I have to worry about is coming up with her share of the rent.

Fuck it.

I'm pissed.




wasn't this in anon? :lol:

I was out late as fuck at the Detroit Fireworks. Got home at 130am. It was sweet tho, on top of the 30th floor penthouse loft over looking the river.

Got my ass outta bed and in the office at 8. Smoked a bowl on the way in.

Just ate my provigil in hopes of doing something productive.


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I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: magikgrl]
    #10569560 - 06/25/09 08:02 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, that's the epic thread from the anon forum.  Don't clutter up my EMC with that garbage! :crankey:


Just get high :potleaf:

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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: Tomandjerry58]
    #10569562 - 06/25/09 08:02 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

tssk tssk, what are they good for?


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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: memes]
    #10569566 - 06/25/09 08:04 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

meams said:
Yeah, that's the epic thread from the anon forum.  Don't clutter up my EMC with that garbage! :crankey:


Just get high :potleaf:




Dually noted :happyweed:


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: magikgrl]
    #10569608 - 06/25/09 08:23 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

i cant get blasted till the afternoon. Im taking my lil sis (7) to her first tigers game.
Majik way to be downtown and not hit up your boy. We had BBQ, molly, and corona's. we partied harty till 5 am which included swimming in a random pool and several talks with the DPD


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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: magikgrl]
    #10569613 - 06/25/09 08:24 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Just burned a bowl.  It's lookin' like it's going to be a hot one here in SE VA today :frown:  I have work 2:30-11 and I don't want to run around in the sun.

Oh well, I've already finished EVERYTHING I needed to get done today, so yay!

:awebig:

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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: rodfarva]
    #10569615 - 06/25/09 08:26 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

rodfarva said:
i cant get blasted till the afternoon. Im taking my lil sis (7) to her first tigers game.
Majik way to be downtown and not hit up your boy. We had BBQ, molly, and corona's. we partied harty till 5 am which included swimming in a random pool and several talks with the DPD





ps my nose fucking kills right now. Its all inflamed where you get the drip way in back. Anyone have any suggestions on getting rid of this aggravating problem?


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Re: 5 am and my girlfriend isnt home yet... [Re: rodfarva]
    #10569717 - 06/25/09 09:16 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

rodfarva said:
i cant get blasted till the afternoon. Im taking my lil sis (7) to her first tigers game.
Majik way to be downtown and not hit up your boy. We had BBQ, molly, and corona's. we partied harty till 5 am which included swimming in a random pool and several talks with the DPD





I'm sorry. Was at a co-workers place. And I had to work early.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: EMC & Wake 'n Bake [Re: Dug a Sprogie]
    #10569727 - 06/25/09 09:18 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Dug a Sprogie said:
You know youre a shroomerite when:
You post in the LNC and EMC without going to sleep inbetween




LOL...aaaand confirmation


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