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OfflineKada
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Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol
    #10445660 - 06/03/09 01:40 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

This is the fucked up bullshit have to deal with. OMG sex??? We don't have it! OMG!!! SEX??? How dare you say such a dirty word!

My town is trying to make a law for the second time to prohibit any type of store like this near residence, churches, or schools. Everyone in town is saying how horrible it is that a sex shop would dare come near their pure town. Everyone that the media interviews that is. I went to the local bar and everyone there seemed disappointed that it closed before it even opened. (Everyone in town was in the bar it seemed). I guess getting drunk and nailing any random corn fed drunk chick is ok, but anything pointing that fact out in town is going to be banned. I swear my whole town gets drunk as fuck every Saturday night, but on Sunday morning they are there at the alter pretending they were home all night long sleeping and praying.

People on the news that were interviewed were all old as fuck and speaking for everyone in town. Of course they refused to show their faces in the interviews, so not one soul can object to their faces.

Yes i live in a small town in Indiana.

Yes it makes me want to kill people.

No i really won't because logically that wouldn't change a damn thing, plus I'm just drunk and ranting about my stupid town.

I only bring this up so everyone knows how sad the Midwest really is. Don't come here, everyone is insane.


http://www.indianasnewscenter.com/news/local/44370017.html

"Residents tell us more than a dozen kids live on the street, while property values are a concern, their biggest worry is that the store will draw sexual predators to their street."

Are you serious???


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445664 - 06/03/09 01:42 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Dude, you should move.


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OfflineKada
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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Shroomism]
    #10445667 - 06/03/09 01:44 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

But my Midwest wife made me buy a house that requires all of my money to keep up and all of my time renovating. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Shroomism]
    #10445670 - 06/03/09 01:45 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomism said:
Dude, you should move.




to California!!! wayyy more liberal

and we got WEEEEEED :potleaf::potleaf::potleaf::getstoned::getstoned: :stoner:


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445678 - 06/03/09 01:47 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Kada said:

I only bring this up so everyone knows how sad the Midwest really is. Don't come here, everyone is insane.








:rofl2:

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10445681 - 06/03/09 01:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

doyoutrip said:
Quote:

Shroomism said:
Dude, you should move.




to California!!! wayyy more liberal

and we got WEEEEEED :potleaf::potleaf::potleaf::getstoned::getstoned: :stoner:



tell that to the gays :nonono:


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445689 - 06/03/09 01:52 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

You should buy a giant dildo and go marching down the street with it.

edit: seeing as its shut now your going to have to buy one off the internet.

Edited by DimensionX (06/03/09 01:53 AM)

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: learningtofly]
    #10445697 - 06/03/09 01:55 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

^ ^ haha what if it was sent to the neighbors house on accident :lol:


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10445701 - 06/03/09 01:56 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

yes..."by accident" :wink:

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: learningtofly]
    #10445708 - 06/03/09 02:01 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I have two major issues with that town #1- why not move the bus stops if your so concerned about children being in front of that store and #2- wouldn't the sexual preditors still be at home on the computer looking at kiddie porn.... its not like the adult store is opening up a special section dedicated to children! UGH.... I hate people

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: DimensionX]
    #10445715 - 06/03/09 02:02 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

hahaha

it arrives at neighbors house

jim: what the hell is this? barbara is you aint satisfied wit me no more

barbara: i dont know what in god's name you talkin bout jim, i told you, you make better love to me then your brother did

Jim: alrite den, i guess ill just put it back in the mailbox

(2 hours later)

Jim's Daughter: i knew this thing would fuckin come eventually







yea i wrote a little gig, what of it :lol::getstoned:


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: DimensionX]
    #10445727 - 06/03/09 02:08 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

In all hopeless seriousness my wife would never move to a state or town that is far away from this madness. I own a house here because she wanted it, and the plan does not include ever moving away because she has her carrier here. I on the other hand have been all over the US, and i know there are better places. She wont even talk about moving, and it's going to kill me inside. I love her, but this is killing me. My kids are going to be raised around old ass teachers and people that think like this.

I had to talk to my 7 year old son about marijuana yesterday. I guess the school had dare come in and preach how weed turns people into horrible people that kill for money. If the a school hears about it i don't doubt i will get a visit.

What would you do? Wife won't talk about moving even to the next state over because she has invested time here already. At least in Ohio i wouldn't be hauled off to jail for a single joint. Here in Indiana i was forced into rehab when i was 18 for being at a party where weed was present. If i get busted even 10 years later i will get fuuuuucked.

Would you listen to the wife, or DSHSB ? I understand im drunk right now, but the feelings are nothing but passionate hatred for this horrible fucked up back ass word place.

Venting makes me feel better for a while, but this place...this horrible place...

:facepalm:


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445740 - 06/03/09 02:12 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

That sounds shit dude.

Move somewhere better, especially for your kid.

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445741 - 06/03/09 02:12 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

:faded:


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"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445745 - 06/03/09 02:14 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

That's a really difficult situation. That place would send me crazy as well. I would have a heart to heart with her and tell her exactly how you feel. Make it clear that this place is causing you real trauma. Only problem is that in my experience its very difficult to have a logical conversation with a women when she feels strongly about something and even if you get her to cave in she will lay some horrible guilt trip on you. But generalizing is never good thing and my girlfriend is a bit crazy so i have a jaded view point. Either way its best to talk with her about it again, just to get it off your chest.

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Kada]
    #10445770 - 06/03/09 02:24 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah talk. A lot. Pound it into her head on a regular basis that there are better places to raise your family. She's probably all grounded and situated and comfortable in her "home" and probably take a shitton of convincing to even get her to consider the idea.. but do it for your sanity! Jobs can be relocated/refound.. things have a way of working out when you want them to.


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Shroomism]
    #10445817 - 06/03/09 02:43 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

that sucks dude.. how did you bring yourself to live and get married there in the first place :confused:? i mean if its obviously affecting you this bad, then you must have had prior resentment towards the place before hand


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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: Shroomism]
    #10445823 - 06/03/09 02:45 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

get out now- freedom is all that we need :nonono:

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: skatealex2]
    #10445829 - 06/03/09 02:46 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

lol americans.

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Re: Adult book store DARED to open in my town! lol [Re: doyoutrip]
    #10445894 - 06/03/09 03:18 AM (14 years, 9 months ago)

I was a kid when i got married. I'm 28 and have been married for 7 years. Lets just say that i do love her and am glad we got married, but lets also say that my penis had gotten me into a shit storm of trouble more than once. We were married with our 9 month old playing at our feet, and me paying child support to someone i don't really remember from 3 years prior. Surprise, the state declared i had a 3 year old right after my wife (girlfriend at the time) found out she was pregnant. I was fresh out of Marine Corps boot camp, and rebuilt for growing up and taking responsibility.

Oh talk about fucking up.

Fast forward 1 year into marriage. I live on couch, wife hates me. I log into MMORPG, wife ignores me. I ignore wife.

Fast forward 3 years into marriage. We find our passion again, then fall in love all over again. Or at least finally forgive each other for being complete idiots toward each other. This results into strengthening our bond by buying a house to realize our dedication and permanence to each other. Doesn't matter where, just as long as it is us going into something together for once. This results in increased sex by 100 fold and my second son being conceived.

Fast forward to present. While our family is now a happy couple with 2 kids, 2 dogs, 1 cat and the house, we don't realize we are stuck here unless we want to lose our already invested money into the house. I lost my job, we had the second baby, and we are facing financial problems because of a few loans that jumped to 30% interest directly after i lost my job and couldn't pay the bills on time because unemployment was delayed. Bankruptcy? Who knows. Sell the house right now? No one is buying because of extreme job loss in the area. Bankruptcy AND keep the house? Seems logical so we don't lose ALOT of money invested in this place.

Then we come to present day. Not only are alot of my friends and family losing their jobs, we have old religious uptight fucks denying the simple fact that sex actually goes on in their neighborhood. The wife and I have worked through alot. We are inseperable now. We are 100% dedicated to each other and our family. We had a rough as hell start, but i never really did do anything the easy way anyways. Our only issues now are money and this fucked up town. Were slowly sorting out the money part, but im afraid our sorting out will have to be done here. Thus the feeling of being trapped in a place where sex is still something to be shamefull of.

I'm not sure where i snapped today, but i know I'm going to finish this bottle, pretend my little drunk depressed outburst has gone unnoticed by people i have grown to respect, and go to sleep on the floor with my dogs.

Night. :argh:


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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