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Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex
    #10309909 - 05/08/09 07:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I want to try out some new stuff as i am still young and need to expand my sexual repertoire.

For starters im going to have her get on her knees n blow me as opposed to me laying down like we always do. Also i dont want to use the bed so i'll be taking her into the office for some, couch/ rolling chair sex. maybe some standing positions(never done those). Also if the moment calls for it i may go anal, though im not sure yet.

Also im going to record it =), so i can see my self in action. Im also gonna try being rough; spanking etc..... see if she goes with it(she will). Any suggestions for some creative ways to shag/ things to do when im  shaggin? Seriously i want to get alotta stuff under my belt, but i always just end up savagely laying the pipe and forgetting to try out new shit. Not this time though....soooooooooo Hit me wit some ideas!!


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10309924 - 05/08/09 07:55 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Dirty Sanchez or the Flying Camel.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10309939 - 05/08/09 07:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Become a 'new age pimp', have her suck you off while your takin a shit...:lol:


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: RobMarley420]
    #10309953 - 05/08/09 08:00 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

yeaaaaaa.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: RobMarley420]
    #10309976 - 05/08/09 08:03 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

she won't be down for anal on the fly i guarantee it. Rollie chairs can suck it, couches are entirely win. You should either lay behind her and fuck on your side or put her almost upside down and push he knees to her forehead as your ram her. Also, don't be a fuck and record it without her permission that's called being a skeeving piece of shit.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: Deekay]
    #10310058 - 05/08/09 08:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I've heard good things about missionary position


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10310465 - 05/08/09 10:10 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Try Psychedelic Psex ! I mean, this is the Shroomery!

Here's what you do:

Both of you take your favorite psychedelic (I recommend LSD since there's no nausea (good for the motion of sex)). Enter a dark room and get under the covers. Start out with some erotic fore-play until you both start peaking. Once you start peakin, crack some different colored 6-inch glow sticks and lay them out on her body (if shes on bottom). Put on some high-energy Psy-Trance or Progressive Music, anything energetic and psychedelic. Put on your glow-in-the-dark condom (if you wear them) and bump uglies! Enjoy the pulsating light show of the glowsticks coming in-and-out of darkness (from your bodies moving close and near from eachother.) This is also great to try camping in a tent at night.
    Also, you could slip the glowsticks into her slippery cave and use it like a psychedelic dildo. That should send her into the next dimension of pleasure! Just make sure its not the side of the glowstick with the hook on it! That will send her to the next dimension of pain! Then agian, maybe she likes that stuff. Good luck on the recording.

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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10310501 - 05/08/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

The last time I tried something like that, I ended up humping her with my limp dick.

Twas still good though


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10310502 - 05/08/09 10:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Try Psychedelic Psex ! I mean, this is the Shroomery!

Here's what you do:

Both of you take your favorite psychedelic (I recommend LSD since there's no nausea (good for the motion of sex)). Enter a dark room and get under the covers. Start out with some erotic fore-play until you both start peaking. Once you start peakin, crack some different colored 6-inch glow sticks and lay them out on her body (if shes on bottom). Put on some high-energy Psy-Trance or Progressive Music, anything energetic and psychedelic. Put on your glow-in-the-dark condom (if you wear them) and bump uglies! Enjoy the pulsating light show of the glowsticks coming in-and-out of darkness (from your bodies moving close and near from eachother.) This is also great to try camping in a tent at night.
    Also, you could slip the glowsticks into her slippery cave and use it like a psychedelic dildo. That should send her into the next dimension of pleasure! Just make sure its not the side of the glowstick with the hook on it! That will send her to the next dimension of pain! Then agian, maybe she likes that stuff. Good luck on the recording.

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thats the craziest fucking shit i have ever heard end thread right there

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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10310515 - 05/08/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

you could try being alone and bitter.

That's what I reccommend. You're young so you don't realize yet it's for the best.

Give away your pets, move away from your friends, find a place where you can't relate to anyone.

Stay up all night listening to the rain and smoking ciggarretes while outside drunken revellers plot what new sex stuff they're going to try.

Revolution!

And the girl has to go.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: federaldb59]
    #10310517 - 05/08/09 10:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I did something new today. I sat in my plush chair while she put her knees on the top of it, and we 69'd like that. Its my favorite now....


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10310856 - 05/08/09 11:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

pillow case,rope,dildo and a hilti?
not necesarily in that order

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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: filthee]
    #10310866 - 05/08/09 11:45 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

gets some whips and chains and show that bitch who is her master hahahahaha


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: SlashOZ]
    #10310873 - 05/08/09 11:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I found it highly erotic when I just humped my girl in a bunch of different positions, first with clothes on and then with direct outside contact.  The sexual tension was through the roof and she had an extreme orgasm.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
    #10310883 - 05/08/09 11:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Tie up well.
Blindfold.
Earplugs.

Fuck attack in random intervals.

She wont hear you coming.

Also:

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Quote:

LogicaL Chaos said:
Try Psychedelic Psex ! I mean, this is the Shroomery!

Here's what you do:

Both of you take your favorite psychedelic (I recommend LSD since there's no nausea (good for the motion of sex)). Enter a dark room and get under the covers. Start out with some erotic fore-play until you both start peaking. Once you start peakin, crack some different colored 6-inch glow sticks and lay them out on her body (if shes on bottom). Put on some high-energy Psy-Trance or Progressive Music, anything energetic and psychedelic. Put on your glow-in-the-dark condom (if you wear them) and bump uglies! Enjoy the pulsating light show of the glowsticks coming in-and-out of darkness (from your bodies moving close and near from eachother.) This is also great to try camping in a tent at night.
    Also, you could slip the glowsticks into her slippery cave and use it like a psychedelic dildo. That should send her into the next dimension of pleasure! Just make sure its not the side of the glowstick with the hook on it! That will send her to the next dimension of pain! Then agian, maybe she likes that stuff. Good luck on the recording.

Don't forget to send me a copy!
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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10310926 - 05/08/09 11:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

you could always do the houdini if you want to spice it up. Try doing her from behind while she's facing a window, and then tag team with another dude and go wave outside the window always get's em

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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: pookiehead]
    #10310929 - 05/08/09 11:58 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I always like picking the girl up for a bit and fucking her like that.  If she's really getting into it and it's a little rough sometimes it's cool to pick her up fuck her against a wall.


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: The_Ghost]
    #10310943 - 05/09/09 12:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

i like some of those tie up devices

whats a tie up well?

you can make an easy squat holding device with a broomstick,chains and dog collars,i was thinking about making one myself

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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: circularvortex]
    #10310980 - 05/09/09 12:12 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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I always like picking the girl up for a bit and fucking her like that.  If she's really getting into it and it's a little rough sometimes it's cool to pick her up fuck her against a wall.




That sounds like too much work, lol


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Re: Tommorrow Morning= Creative sex [Re: Ferris]
    #10310990 - 05/09/09 12:14 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

The girl I did this with the most was like a buck o five.  It wasn't too tough with all that testosterone and whatnot pumpin around


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Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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