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MisterPink
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Facebook is so popular that even God joined
#10159747 - 04/13/09 05:41 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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I thought you guys might get a kick out of this. Apparently God has his/her own facebook page now. I wonder what sort of internet connection they have in heaven?
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jvm
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: MisterPink]
#10159751 - 04/13/09 05:42 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Fan of god. lol...
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circularvortex
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: MisterPink]
#10159760 - 04/13/09 05:43 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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How arrogant. God's picture is a cross.
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vinsue
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: MisterPink]
#10159785 - 04/13/09 05:46 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Is Jebus on facebook ??
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MisterPink
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: vinsue]
#10159793 - 04/13/09 05:48 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh and apparently god is the monotheistic god of Christians. Sorry everyone else, you picked the wrong deity.
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razmablues
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: MisterPink]
#10159796 - 04/13/09 05:49 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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AHAHAH. i wonder if you can pray via facebook messages soon.
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: MisterPink]
#10159841 - 04/13/09 05:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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MisterPink said: Oh and apparently god is the monotheistic god of Christians. Sorry everyone else, you picked the wrong deity.
There is only one God, don't include those other heathen Gods in with our one true Christian God.
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hpi
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#10160898 - 04/13/09 09:13 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Holy flying fuck! Look at the amount of fans, over 100 000!
I odn't use facebook so I don't really know what that means but I know that's that a lot of GODDAMN fans GODDAMNIT!
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MisterPink said: Oh and apparently god is the monotheistic god of Christians. Sorry everyone else, you picked the wrong deity.
There is only one God, don't include those other heathen Gods in with our one true Christian God.
I hope you're not serious? God is all a figment of the imagination and of the weak minded. You know what I call people who believe and who think that they connect and talk with this imaginary thing? Their called schizophrenics!
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Knifey Mcstab
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: hpi]
#10161058 - 04/13/09 09:39 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Of course I'm serious, someday God will swoop down on his magical nimbus cloud and deliver justice all over the non-believers with his divine rod.
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hpi
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: Knifey Mcstab]
#10161067 - 04/13/09 09:41 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yep you're sarcastic!
If you're not well then you better goddang rot in hell with the DEVIL who put dinosaur bones in the ground to make us doubt the word of GOD!!!
LOL, I forgot which member it was but that's what his stepdad told him when he asked him why they kept uncovering dinosaur bones
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: hpi]
#10161460 - 04/13/09 11:04 PM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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hpi said: Holy flying fuck! Look at the amount of fans, over 100 000!
I odn't use facebook so I don't really know what that means but I know that's that a lot of GODDAMN fans GODDAMNIT!
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MisterPink said: Oh and apparently god is the monotheistic god of Christians. Sorry everyone else, you picked the wrong deity.
There is only one God, don't include those other heathen Gods in with our one true Christian God.
I hope you're not serious? God is all a figment of the imagination and of the weak minded. You know what I call people who believe and who think that they connect and talk with this imaginary thing? Their called schizophrenics!
Weak minded? I could mentally fuck you in the ass son.
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Atheist
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: hpi]
#10162035 - 04/14/09 01:22 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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god is definitely for the weak minded
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: circularvortex]
#10162049 - 04/14/09 01:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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circularvortex said: How arrogant. God's picture is a cross.
meh it could be a positive signn duhrrr
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hpi
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: Atheist]
#10162072 - 04/14/09 01:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Atheist said: god is definitely for the weak minded
HOLY FUCK!\\
Where have you been dude@! i ha ventt seen a psot from you in 4ever! had u gogtten banned otr something?
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Atheist
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: hpi]
#10162083 - 04/14/09 01:45 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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ya i was banned for a month and now i barely post anymore
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Konyap
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: Atheist]
#10162092 - 04/14/09 01:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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im nibbling at your post man i swear to god the screen just fucking popped up I SWEAR TO GOD!?!?!!?!!!!!?!
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hpi
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Re: Facebook is so popular that even God joined [Re: Atheist]
#10162098 - 04/14/09 01:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Atheist said: ya i was banned for a month and now i barely post anymore
What you do???
Dude starts pposting sgsinn, ur like one of the few members who I think agrees wuithg me on a lot of things!!!
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