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OfflineAlmond Flour
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EMC thats who!!
    #10156414 - 04/13/09 06:12 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Whats up yall. Been a little while since ive been on, visiting some family :yesnod: Hows everyone?

1)What Did you have for breakfast?
2)Is anything life changing happening today?
3)Did you have sex last night?
and
4)Do you wish it was still winter?


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

Edited by Almond Flour (04/13/09 06:13 AM)

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OfflineRandomHero
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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156416 - 04/13/09 06:16 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

nothing yet.
no.
no.
no.

damn i'm pretty boring

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156419 - 04/13/09 06:17 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

1)  Marijuana, Pineapple Upside-Down Cake, and Strong Coffee

2)  Not planned, but life-changing events have a way of sneaking up on you.

3)  No, no sex for me last night.  Although it likely would've been possible with a bit of effort.

4)  It's like, 20 degrees outside w/ a chance of snow.  Who says it's not winter?


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156423 - 04/13/09 06:19 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:coffee:  :pill:
:nonono:
:sad:
and
:yesnod:

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156427 - 04/13/09 06:24 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Tea said:
Whats up yall. Been a little while since ive been on, visiting some family :yesnod: Hows everyone?

1)What Did you have for breakfast?
2)Is anything life changing happening today?
3)Did you have sex last night?
and
4)Do you wish it was still winter?





1) French Toast, Cereal in Rice milk, 2 gourds of Yerba mate
2) Im going to school, what could be more life changing then that!
3) :sad:
4) :shrug: In in Southern California, Winter doesnt exist here


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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" :morningtoke:

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156431 - 04/13/09 06:26 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

Tea said:
Whats up yall. Been a little while since ive been on, visiting some family :yesnod: Hows everyone?

1)What Did you have for breakfast?
2)Is anything life changing happening today?
3)Did you have sex last night?
and
4)Do you wish it was still winter?





1. Mc D's bfast :yesnod:
2. I hope not.
3. Friday count? :doggystyle:
4. Fuck no, it's 30 out now!


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156436 - 04/13/09 06:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I want to try yerba mate.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Adden]
    #10156437 - 04/13/09 06:28 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I want some biscuits and gravy
damn i might have to go for a drive


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Been you to have any spike, man?.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156439 - 04/13/09 06:29 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

banana and cacao nibs

i hope not

yesterday afternoon

no, i love spring

Edited by norml840 (04/13/09 06:29 AM)

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: Almond Flour]
    #10156443 - 04/13/09 06:32 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

1)What Did you have for breakfast?
A smoothie made of cantaloupe, a handful of strawberries

2)Is anything life changing happening today?
Life changes every day, I find. I am working today, and my work is with artists in my community. They challenge my thoughts, my perceptions, my ideas. I can't imagine a more life-changing job.

3)Did you have sex last night?

Nope.

4)Do you wish it was still winter?
It *is* still winter here. Snowed yesterday, supposed to snow today. I live at altitude, a whole half-mile higher than Denver. I wish the weather was warm!

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Invisiblemagikgrl
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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: littlebirdie]
    #10156450 - 04/13/09 06:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Smoothie sounds damn delicious.

:hamsterdance:


I wish I woulda smoked a bowl bfore work.


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: littlebirdie]
    #10156453 - 04/13/09 06:38 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

1. nothing yet
2. possibly, probably not
3. nope
4. No way. 38 degrees currently outside. I'm happy if I don't see snow for a while.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: jvm]
    #10156455 - 04/13/09 06:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Dude, last night was fucking rediculous. 

I lost consciousness halfway down the stairs last night, woke up seconds later on the floor with a big hole in the wall opposite the bottom of the staircase.

My old lady called 911 and everything, it was a bit scary.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: memes]
    #10156460 - 04/13/09 06:41 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That's awesome. :awesome:


What happened?

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: memes]
    #10156461 - 04/13/09 06:42 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

wtf

please do explain yourself.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: RandomHero]
    #10156475 - 04/13/09 06:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Allright:

I had pain in my testes for the past few weeks, went to the doc last tuesday and was diagnosed with epididymitis (inflamation of the epididymis due to a bacterial infection that came as a result of heavy lifting [see my Kettlebell thread in P&MWB].

He put me on an antibiotic for the infection and aleve to help the inflamation.


Well, as any guy can attest to, having pain in your nutsack is EXTREMELY unnerving.  So, I had been occasionally taking half of a vicodin at a time to help with the pain.  Last night I got back from my holiday trip w/ the family, and decided to have a nice beat-off session before I passed out.

Well, after that (and possibly as a result of that) as I was trying to fall asleep my nuts were hurting pretty bad - so I took half of a hydrocodone.  A few min later I went to take a piss and noticed that the epididymis on my left nut was EXTREMELY swollen (almost to the piont of looking like a 3rd testicle), so I went to grab the card for the doctor I went to last week.

As I got it I noticed I was feeling pretty light headed & nausious.  I started getting dizzy, so I yelled downstairs for my mom as I started to descend the staircase.


Welp, I finished my sentence, opened my eyes, and realized that I was laying at the base of the stairs - in an awkward position that I wouldn't consciously get into.  Mom called 911, I crawled back upstairs to lay in my bed.

Every time I stood up i got dizzy, so I just stayed on the floor until the paramedics came.  We decided not to go to the hospital (I don't have health insurance), and that we'd go to a doc today if it were still bad.  This morning there's not much nut pain and i don't feel disoriented - i'm still waiting for a call back from the Doc i tried callin last night.


I think the swelling came as a result of my beat-off session, the lightheadedness came from (a) being exhausted, (b) having just beat off, and (c) having just taken vicodin...

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: memes]
    #10156507 - 04/13/09 07:05 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

First your old lady called 911, then your mom?


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"In the 60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal...go figure."

Becoming human was not part of the plan...

I wish I could be as high as my tolerance-danlennon

Reality is a crutch for those that can't cope with drugs.

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: memes]
    #10156510 - 04/13/09 07:06 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

did you tell your mom you just yanked it.

:smilingpuppy:

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: norml840]
    #10156511 - 04/13/09 07:06 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Of course not, haha

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Re: EMC thats who!! [Re: magikgrl]
    #10156516 - 04/13/09 07:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

magikgrl said:
First your old lady called 911, then your mom?



Sorry, that was probably a bit confusing.

I always joke with her about getting old, and refer to her as "my old lady" when she's around. 


I guess that joke can't really transfer to the internet without some confusion, my bad :smile:

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