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walzmanm
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Fuck my cat
#10114170 - 04/06/09 12:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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My cat has been an asshole lately. It all started about a month ago when he became ugly. It was almost instant, I came home and he was just ugly as fuck. He used to be a good looking cat, but now he looks like shit.
So, trying to be the good person I am, I try and give him attention, regardless of his sudden fuck ugliness, and what does he do? He attacks my face.
So here I am, trying to unwind from a long day to find him in my closet watching me masturbate. How did my playful kitty turn into a violent, ugly, privacy invading shithead and how do I fix it?
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Milla
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114182 - 04/06/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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he weant from a kid to a teenager lmao :P gotta wait another year or two for it to get fixed
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114193 - 04/06/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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what kind of a cat is it?
pics?
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fee
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
#10114194 - 04/06/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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sounds like to me that the cat is fine its the owner that needs looking at
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114203 - 04/06/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
walzmanm said: So here I am, trying to unwind from a long day to find him in my closet watching me masturbate. How did my playful kitty turn into a violent, ugly, privacy invading shithead and how do I fix it?
What a weird post!
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: fee]
#10114206 - 04/06/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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funny shit,,....
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walzmanm
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: MJF]
#10114211 - 04/06/09 12:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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He's Siamese and looks kind of like this cat, except far uglier.
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114220 - 04/06/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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So how did he get "ugly" all of a sudden? Are you sure its not just you, and your cat is just reacting to your changed feelings towards it. I would pretend like nothing changed.
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walzmanm
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Well, he lost weight, his hair got dry and unsoft and his hair has changed from white to a nasty shade of gray. I feed him and stuff, I'm pretty sure this is his fault.
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fee
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114231 - 04/06/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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my cat is looking at me
seriously guys he is looking
dont you see him
there right there
my cat is crazy
dont you get it?
my cat is CRAZY
MY CAT IS NUTS
why is my CAT the issue
I mean shit its a CAT
I must get rid of the cat or get medication
getting rid of the cat is so much easier then getting real help
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walzmanm
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: fee]
#10114238 - 04/06/09 12:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Milla
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114251 - 04/06/09 12:57 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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my cats sleeping at my feet....i love my babeh
honestly id take a bullet for her no exaggeration
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walzmanm
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
#10114259 - 04/06/09 01:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wanna trade?
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Phish_Dude
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114270 - 04/06/09 01:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Seriously though treat your cat like nothing has changed, they can pick up on your feelings more than you think.
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unretarded
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When they lose the shiney coat ,it usually means they are sick or you are feeding it really shitty food
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114278 - 04/06/09 01:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah man, you're cat sounds like a retarded little bastard you should consider getting a dog. and then the dog will eat the cat, natural succession, you won't even have to get involved
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walzmanm
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Do you think he could have gotten worms or something? That could explain a lot, except for the masturbation thing.
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Bigrichshrooms
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
#10114287 - 04/06/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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Wait your telling me that you have pussy staring straight at you and your still masturbating?
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Cubie
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Quote:
Bigrichshrooms said: Wait your telling me that you have pussy staring straight at you and your still masturbating?
hahaha good stuff
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
#10114299 - 04/06/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago) |
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What's his diet like?
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