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Offlinewalzmanm
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Fuck my cat
    #10114170 - 04/06/09 12:34 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

My cat has been an asshole lately. It all started about a month ago when he became ugly. It was almost instant, I came home and he was just ugly as fuck. He used to be a good looking cat, but now he looks like shit.

So, trying to be the good person I am, I try and give him attention, regardless of his sudden fuck ugliness, and what does he do? He attacks my face.

So here I am, trying to unwind from a long day to find him in my closet watching me masturbate. How did my playful kitty turn into a violent, ugly, privacy invading shithead and how do I fix it?


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114182 - 04/06/09 12:37 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

he weant from a kid to a teenager lmao :P
gotta wait another year or two for it to get fixed


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Moses didn't need to walk on water, he just raised up his staff and told it to get the fuck out of his way.

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114193 - 04/06/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

what kind of a cat is it?

pics?

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
    #10114194 - 04/06/09 12:40 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

sounds like to me that the cat is fine its the owner that needs looking at


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
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I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114203 - 04/06/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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walzmanm said:
So here I am, trying to unwind from a long day to find him in my closet watching me masturbate. How did my playful kitty turn into a violent, ugly, privacy invading shithead and how do I fix it?



What a weird post!:rofl:


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: fee]
    #10114206 - 04/06/09 12:43 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

funny shit,,....:rofl2:

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Offlinewalzmanm
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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: MJF]
    #10114211 - 04/06/09 12:44 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

He's Siamese and looks kind of like this cat, except far uglier.



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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114220 - 04/06/09 12:47 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

So how did he get "ugly" all of a sudden? Are you sure its not just you, and your cat is just reacting to your changed feelings towards it. I would pretend like nothing changed.


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10114227 - 04/06/09 12:49 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Well, he lost weight, his hair got dry and unsoft and his hair has changed from white to a nasty shade of gray. I feed him and stuff, I'm pretty sure this is his fault.


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114231 - 04/06/09 12:50 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

my cat is looking at me

seriously guys he is looking

dont you see him

there right there

my cat is crazy

dont you get it?

my cat is CRAZY

MY CAT IS NUTS

why is my CAT the issue

I mean shit its a CAT

I must get rid of the cat or get medication

getting rid of the cat is so much easier then getting real help


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blankk said to fee:
btw you're a total fucking psychedelic pimp
Turtletotem said:
I want to become a sun worshipper, so next time an atheist smugly asks me where god is, I can point smugly at the sun and laugh my ass off.

Then I drive away in my solar powered piece of shit car, cool stuff man.

And then I go kill a bitch because the flaming orb in the sky told me to do so, and I don't know, oppress a few minorities here and there in the name of nuclear fusion?

Religion is fun.

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: fee]
    #10114238 - 04/06/09 12:52 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114251 - 04/06/09 12:57 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

my cats sleeping at my feet....i love my babeh

honestly id take a bullet for her :eek:
no exaggeration


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Moses didn't need to walk on water, he just raised up his staff and told it to get the fuck out of his way.

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
    #10114259 - 04/06/09 01:00 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Wanna trade?


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114270 - 04/06/09 01:02 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Seriously though treat your cat like nothing has changed, they can pick up on your feelings more than you think.:yesnod:


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Phish_Dude]
    #10114275 - 04/06/09 01:04 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

When they lose the shiney coat ,it usually means they are sick or you are feeding it really shitty food  :shrug:


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114278 - 04/06/09 01:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

yeah man, you're cat sounds like a retarded little bastard
you should consider getting a dog.
and then the dog will eat the cat, natural succession, you won't even have to get involved


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: unretarded]
    #10114279 - 04/06/09 01:07 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Do you think he could have gotten worms or something? That could explain a lot, except for the masturbation thing.


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Milla]
    #10114287 - 04/06/09 01:10 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Wait your telling me that you have pussy staring straight at you and your still masturbating?  :nicekitty:  :whacker:


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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: Bigrichshrooms]
    #10114298 - 04/06/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

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Wait your telling me that you have pussy staring straight at you and your still masturbating?  :nicekitty:  :whacker:



hahaha good stuff

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Re: Fuck my cat [Re: walzmanm]
    #10114299 - 04/06/09 01:13 AM (14 years, 11 months ago)

What's his diet like?


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