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OfflineWakeboardrB
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ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps!
    #10094619 - 04/02/09 02:14 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I was out on my back porch smoking a cigarette and came inside to use my laptop. As soon as I put the laptop on my lap, BAM. I thought I had gotten shocked or something so I quickly threw the laptop on the couch.

And that's when I saw it. Motherfucking wasp was about 2 inches long. Apparently it had landed on my pants and when I put the laptop on my lap the asshole stung me right on the right upper thigh.

Fuck I had forgotten how much these things hurt! And it's swelled up like crazy so far and still hurts like hell 45 minutes later.

:crankey::crankey::crankey:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094636 - 04/02/09 02:16 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Yikes.. I hate those fuckers.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Brugman]
    #10094659 - 04/02/09 02:18 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094665 - 04/02/09 02:19 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

A 2 inch wasp? Do you live in Japan?


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094674 - 04/02/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Get this Motherfucking Wasp out my Motherfucking Leg
:lol:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094676 - 04/02/09 02:20 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

the one thing i hate about nice weather..fucking bugs


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094681 - 04/02/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

what good does a wasp do
if you can't eat it like you would bees and become intoxicated

fuck a wasp:thumbdown:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094682 - 04/02/09 02:21 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094710 - 04/02/09 02:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ewwwewewewew  I'm a total girl when it comes to bees.  My friend likes to fuck with me when I'm driving and tell me there's one crawling up my back.  The only problem is sometimes he's for real so I spazz either way.  :blush:  I'm one of those people that'll shake my clothes and brush myself all over to shake whatever might be on me.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094711 - 04/02/09 02:23 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Ok, maybe like an inch and a half. It looked a lot bigger after I ground the fucker into the carpet with my shoe.

God damn this shit still hurts. Every once in a while it feels like someone jabbed a needle into my thigh for like a quarter of a second. It's actually making me 'yelp'.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Newbie]
    #10094718 - 04/02/09 02:24 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I'm one of those people that'll shake my clothes and brush myself all over to shake whatever might be on me.




hahaha me too


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094730 - 04/02/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

My dad initiated me into the wonderful word of venomous insects by having me blast a massive wasp nest with a 12 gauge at point blank.

That'll get a kid running.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Newbie]
    #10094731 - 04/02/09 02:27 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

I can't even look at that picture of that big ass bee thing... It makes my spine tingle, and I have to look away. Phobias are fucked up.

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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Crasher]
    #10094763 - 04/02/09 02:31 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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My dad initiated me into the wonderful word of venomous insects by having me blast a massive wasp nest with a 12 gauge at point blank.

That'll get a kid running.


:rofl2:

Must be a dad thing ,my pops got me to blast a hornets nest ...he said it was a squirel nest,needless to say by the time beaded up on it and blasted he was more than a football field away from me and already running......:rofl2:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094907 - 04/02/09 02:52 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

Wait until one of these bad boys gets a hold of ya

That shit will hurt for DAYS



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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10094917 - 04/02/09 02:53 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

That's what it was that got me niteowl.


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: niteowl]
    #10094943 - 04/02/09 02:56 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

ugh. this reminds me of how i always have fucking dreams of bees attacking me. i have no idea why but i have alot of them.. maybe thats how ill die. fuck thats creepy. ive been stung before so i aint allergic so maybe ill get killed with a swarm. :eek: damn, life sux.. :sad:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #10094951 - 04/02/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

:sad:

If you live around those 'lil beasts I suggest buying some Sting-Ez

Shit works wonders.

Meat tenderizer, mixed with water and made into a paste, helps too.

:goodluck:


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: tripp23]
    #10094955 - 04/02/09 02:57 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

that's weird..last night in my dream there were a bunch of bees..decent sized ones too


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Re: ARRGH, Motherfuckin Wasps! [Re: Asante]
    #10094967 - 04/02/09 02:59 PM (14 years, 11 months ago)

And Wiccan, those red wasps can get fucking large.
Two inches isn't unheard of.

They are highly aggressive too.
Especially in the heat of the summer.


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