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 Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition  1
#10088479 - 04/01/09 05:02 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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The only certainty other than the cold embrace of death. Do you owe or are you getting a refund?
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Give me silence, water, hope;
Give me struggle, iron, volcanoes...
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DieCommie
Registered: 12/11/03
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 Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10088536 - 04/01/09 05:10 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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I didnt pay any federal taxes, never have and likely never will. 
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 Country1
Ehhh
Registered: 03/11/09
Posts: 544
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: DieCommie] 1
#10088546 - 04/01/09 05:11 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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refundddd
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Crasher
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: DieCommie] 1
#10088556 - 04/01/09 05:13 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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I'm getting a nice chunk of cash. Enough to fuel a drug-crazed road trip across the western United states.
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Country1
Ehhh
Registered: 03/11/09
Posts: 544
Loc: Canada
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10088579 - 04/01/09 05:16 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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I love when the government gives me money for drugs
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Chubba
Vape hungry
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10088596 - 04/01/09 05:18 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Australian here.
In 5 days I get $900 (every worker in Australia) from the tax stimulus package.
In a month or two, I should get ~$1500 in tax return.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah.
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deCypher
Registered: 02/10/08
Posts: 56,232
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: DieCommie] 1
#10088735 - 04/01/09 05:39 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Qubit said:
I didnt pay any federal taxes, never have and likely never will.
Related to the head of the IRS, aye? 
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
Registered: 03/06/03
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: deCypher] 1
#10088981 - 04/01/09 06:06 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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This is likely the last year I'll ever see a fucking refund.
I'm getting like, $100 bucks back.
I got like, 600 last year, plus my stimulus check.
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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway
If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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Phish_Dude
steppin' into yesterday
Registered: 10/16/06
Posts: 5,745
Loc: secret tweeker pad 
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I'm expecting 80 bucks, its just taking way to long to get here!
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Rebirtha
I really like bread
Registered: 09/22/03
Posts: 5,680
Loc: over there
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10089080 - 04/01/09 06:18 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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I'm getting about 800 bucks from the federal gummit, and an IOU from California. Money is going to be spent on a plane ticket to ecuador!
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wwonka
Stranger thanfiction
Registered: 01/15/06
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Phish_Dude] 1
#10089088 - 04/01/09 06:19 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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387.11 from uncle sam
80 from oregon, last one i'll get from there for a looooong time.
It is entertaining that the tax system fuels the black market by forcing people to save up their money until they get it in one big ol' beautiful bundle.
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10089097 - 04/01/09 06:20 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Im getting money back.
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Madtowntripper
Sun-Beams out of Cucumbers
Registered: 03/06/03
Posts: 21,287
Loc: The Ocean of Notions
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: wwonka] 1
#10089098 - 04/01/09 06:20 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Except for those that actually pay taxes, who don't get anything back.
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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action. If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it. - Ernest Hemingway
If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it. In the law courts, in business, in government. There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent. -Cormac MacCarthy
He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus
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MisterMuscaria
Registered: 05/13/08
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10089125 - 04/01/09 06:23 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Im getting money back.
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ToTheSummit
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Crasher] 1
#10089349 - 04/01/09 06:59 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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My refund should make sure I get to the NE09 gathering.
WOOT!
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Almond Flour
...get off my lawn!
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Phish_Dude] 1
#10089407 - 04/01/09 07:07 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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posting in a legendary thread
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Hippies and Liberals love Pope Francis, so why dont I quote him for you guys. "There is NO SALVATION outside the Catholic Church" 
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milkman
DeliveringWorldWide
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: ToTheSummit] 1
#10089409 - 04/01/09 07:07 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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19.04
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Jufin
Registered: 03/31/08
Posts: 5,116
Loc: Australia
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Chubba] 1
#10089452 - 04/01/09 07:14 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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Quote:
Chubba said:
Australian here.
In 5 days I get $900 (every worker in Australia) from the tax stimulus package.
In a month or two, I should get ~$1500 in tax return.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyeah.
Nope, not every worker. I got all my money back on my tax return last year, so I don't qualify. I had fucking plans for this money. PLAAAAANNNNNNNS.
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unretarded
Tick and poisionoak collector
Registered: 02/20/08
Posts: 4,401
Loc: Cali
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Jufin] 1
#10089563 - 04/01/09 07:27 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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I claim 6 dependants ,I am single, and never file for a return.......
My old boss took taxes from all the employees for over 4 years and never sent it in to the feds ,they slapped his wrist and he had to pay about 1/10th of what he would have after getting a lawyer.
When you dont pay ,all they want is what you should have payed into social security and call it even,been doing it for years ,with out soo much as a letter from them.
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Chubba
Vape hungry
Registered: 07/05/07
Posts: 6,785
Last seen: 9 years, 6 months
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Re: Shroomery Tax Thread, '09 Edition [Re: Jufin] 1
#10089584 - 04/01/09 07:29 PM (15 years, 18 days ago) |
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had fucking plans for this money. PLAAAAANNNNNNNS.
Want to know the kicker? I'm on Centrelink and earnt $15,000k last year from random work.
Paid $1600 tax, getting 1500 back because I was unemployed for ~6 months as a student.
Paid $100 tax so I get the $900 from the government.
Taxpayer funded Volcano FTW!
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