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OfflineChairmanMeow
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gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) * 5
    #10044928 - 03/26/09 10:28 AM (15 years, 6 days ago)

here is a review of how all this started.

i was married
i was straight-edge
i used punctuation
no, never mind let's just say
before i ever did any psychedelic
i lost myself (for the millionth time) in life
in my wanderings i met infected mushroom's "symphonatic" completely by chance. it came with iTunes

and ah said dayum
what is this music?
this is the futuretastickest music i ever heard
like sonic science fiction

so i got bp empire and chewed on that for awhile and it tasted pretty good
but the real chocolate was on classical mushroom
and the first sound bite i had of classical mushroom got me so high
i felt every chain on my brain slide right off
and every tiny hair on my body went sproing like an antenna trying to make contact with aliens
and i knew myself new all over electrified and psychedelicious :9

and this was the first psychedelic i ever had: psychedelic trance
and of course (i reassured myself) i'd never do real drugs
did people actually take halluuuuucinogens anymore? everyone knows they are BAYAD

and then (me still nominally sober, unless you count the music)
these people showed up in my head
and demanded i tell their stories
and i met one boy who'd been forced into taking an experimental new halluuuuucinogen
and he told me some pretty wild shit
oh it sounded bad to be him. BAYAD
and extremely fascinating

so whilst writing this novel i decided to check out some facts online
to see if the main character wasn't just making shit up
and i expected to find stories of self-destruction and tragedy
america's big boohoo crybag of cautionary drug tales
and found quite the mixed bowl instead about
all sorts of journeys into the hot core of what alive & thinking meant
and perspectives from hell and mountaintops and inside-out places
meeting god and Odd and Faberge machine eggs laid by fat fuzzy caterpillars and fed off by plugged-in butterflies
and becoming forest elves and laughing children in towers and pyramids and other lightning-ready locales

were people who took these drugs just different from me? who could imagine teasing the dragon
if you changed reality how could you ever stop a nightmare ever again
"oh go away you're not real"? but that's broken now, haha, the devil has you...
plus it was illegal !!11#$%@!!
schedule 1. schary. new level of "what if you never come back"

but the curiosity remained

and a friend of mine said, lo and behold, here is a legal hallucinogen
that sounds a lot like "salvation"
(but didn't particularly taste like it)
nice 'n' short too so even if it sucks and you hate it
you're in like Flynn then out and about

so i had my first launcheon date with lady salvia
and thought the cleverest bit was the forgetting
("losing insight")
and coming back a bit to remember oh yeah,
this farm i am suddenly on is not where i normally hang out
and neither is this big animal maw i'm in
but in any case i yearned to be somewhere beyond the bottom of a well
or getting squashed unpainfully under big dogs and rolling ferris wheels
on salvia i wasn't getting beyond a certain threshold:
the whole break-on-thru bidness. so that's what it meant
and i knew i hadn't broken-on-thru so...

the spores of my next adventure floated in the air,
but nobody came right out and offered me shrooms.
even fellow musicians never talked about it
til i made the classic n00b crude overtures
my laughable discreet subtleties completely WTF:
'you wouldn't happen to know a reputable um mycologist?'
or 'i'd like to get some cubes'
puzzled reply 'cubes? like what, ice? rubik's?'
me: 'cubensis. boomers. jebus christ, man, i'm asking if you have any shrooms.'
'oh!' embarrassing. felt like someone's dad talkin drug lingo picked up off erowid

had to chase down my big illegal adventure
at night on a bike on rainy Brooklyn streets
picturing broken glass and guns and getting shot by some skanky guy with one eye hiding behind a hollywood canister flaming garbage
cuz, you know, "drug dealer" mm
who just turns out to be some ex-cub scout in a hoodie and here's your eighth.
riding home with pocket full of schedule 1,
passing some cop cars,
heh heh not the droids you're looking for

waited a month
to open it.
looked like a pile of pre-smoked cigarettes.
expected a nasty taste. but i like unleaded mushrooms a lot too
so :9
and OMG YES and...

that's just phase 1 of the revolution
but shows how a perfectly good law-abiding citizen
can turn into a Dangerous Criminal :grin:
despite all Scheduled threats
if they couldn't stop my cautious law-abiding ass
how's that shit gonna hold up with people who really don't give a crap
but that's another whole can of worms right there ain't it?


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"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell from The Marriage of Heaven and Hell.

Edited by ChairmanMeow (03/27/09 03:55 AM)

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: ChairmanMeow]
    #12346684 - 04/07/10 01:54 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

This post I did enjoy.

:yinyang2:


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: twighead]
    #12346721 - 04/07/10 02:08 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

A+!


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: deCypher]
    #12347648 - 04/07/10 10:04 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Well said, enjoyed reading that! Thanks Meow! One of my top favorite posts in awhile I'd hafta say.

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Platinum]
    #12347662 - 04/07/10 10:08 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

oh wow this is so creative and "trippy"

i mean how do you come up with all this ??

/sarcasm


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: AntiEverything]
    #12347669 - 04/07/10 10:10 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Platinum]
    #12347704 - 04/07/10 10:16 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)



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You are at once
both
the quiet
and
the confusion
of my heart.
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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: AntiEverything]
    #12347716 - 04/07/10 10:18 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

face palm.

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Platinum]
    #12347741 - 04/07/10 10:22 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

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Ha.. but seriously tho... how did it take a year to get a  response to this?


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Ryan07]
    #12347762 - 04/07/10 10:26 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

lol i didnt even realize this was a year old. love when that happens and people dont even realize.

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Platinum]
    #12347779 - 04/07/10 10:30 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Oh I realized. But I felt all that text deserved atleast ONE reply :lol:


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Ryan07]
    #12347789 - 04/07/10 10:33 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

It's been tucked away just waiting for the day to respawn out of it's cocoon of psychedelic slumber


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: twighead]
    #12347792 - 04/07/10 10:34 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

twighead said:
Oh I realized. But I felt all that text deserved atleast ONE reply :lol:




:thumbup:


Btw... i felt i should add,

Platinum, I got  Rick-Rolled for the first time from your sig.. I was like 'wtf, why would he have a support Neurosoup?!' and well....


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Ryan07]
    #12347804 - 04/07/10 10:36 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Hahaha awesome. I get so many people. Some people prolly never clicked and are like "wow, that asshole..." - they dont even know.

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: Platinum]
    #12347810 - 04/07/10 10:37 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Ha thats awesome


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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: twighead]
    #12347836 - 04/07/10 10:42 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

Year old or not, that's some quality posting. Even though I didn't understand half of it.

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Re: gateway music and how i became an international criminal freak :) [Re: koppie]
    #12347853 - 04/07/10 10:46 AM (13 years, 11 months ago)

That was terrific..


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