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OfflineAmericanPsycho
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My fortune cookie said....
    #10021351 - 03/22/09 05:26 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

"You love peace."


:peace:  :hippie: :peace: :flowerchild:


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OfflinePigasus
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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10021718 - 03/22/09 06:20 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

I got a fortune cookie today that said "come back later, i'm sleeping (cookies need sleep too)".

I felt like getting up and slapping the owner of the restaraunt. even though he had nothing to do with it.


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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: Pigasus]
    #10022032 - 03/22/09 07:01 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

A friend of mine got one that seriously said "Don't do drugs"


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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: learningtofly]
    #10022050 - 03/22/09 07:04 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

the last one i got was blank. seriously.

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OfflineAmericanPsycho
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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: learningtofly]
    #10022246 - 03/22/09 07:36 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Quote:

learningtofly said:
A friend of mine got one that seriously said "Don't do drugs"




ROFL


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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: AmericanPsycho]
    #10022283 - 03/22/09 07:42 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

i hate furtune cookies the look funny and tell me to do weard things


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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: feelfunny]
    #10022414 - 03/22/09 08:02 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

They also teach you how to spell.


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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: TrancedShroom]
    #10022435 - 03/22/09 08:05 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

Man, there's this great one my friends little brother got one time but I can't remember what it is, so I'll tell you the 2nd best fortune cookie story I've got.

My friend and his mom were out eating chinese food, and his mom opens her cookie and it says something really good about her. I can't remember exactly, but let's just say it was 'you are a wonderful, magnificant person, and great things will happen to you.' It made her really happy and she made some kind of remark about it to him.

Then my friend opened his and it said 'ignore previous fortune'

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Re: My fortune cookie said.... [Re: krypto2000]
    #10022565 - 03/22/09 08:21 PM (15 years, 28 days ago)

I once got one that said "You are the coolest person in existence"


I still have it in my wallet. Haha.


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