"This Tek is predominantly a revision to the grammatically incorrect Moe's Outdoor Growing Tek, sorry Moe, but articulation isn't your strong suit."
"Lie the first sheet of plywood on a surface suitable for cutting, measure 6" in towards the center of the wood on all sides. Draw a straight line inside of your measurements, if done correctly, you should have a perfect rectangle 6" from the base all the way around."
Im a carpenter, and this sentence makes no sense...