Haha.. what the fuck. Sounds like you had a level 5 psychedelic experience on spice. I'm glad I've never tried that shit before, although you never know. I've had my fair share of shitty dealers in the past and you just never know what the hell you're getting even if you knew em before they started dealing. The thing with LSD is that you don't know if it's gonna be a research chemical or actual LSD. I've yet to figure out what I was tripping on my first few times when I couldn't distinguish between 25I-BOMe, DOx.. whatever the other research chem names are. It's a pain in the ass and I understand why some people just stick to shrooms.

About your schizophrenic mother and your family history of mental illness.. I don't know if you're going to heed my warning or not but I have tripped with a (Latent) schizophrenic friend of mine. Had no idea beforehand. It was LSD, and we took just one tab each. My tripping partner went into a full-blown psychotic break for around three hours. It took two people several hours to get him to calm down at least a little. Trust me it is not a burden you want to put on anyone, not your neighbors, and not even if a friend of yours who might be fully aware that it's going to happen, and no matter where you live it's quite likely that the amount of noise you'll make will have your neighbors call in a noise complaint, if not call 911 as an emergency (they're gonna think domestic violence or murder lol). Long story short, for the duration of the psychotic break, there was an awful lot of throwing things, tearing things down, breaking shit all over the house, screaming as loud as possible, total loss of communication with us, and I seriously thought I was going to die before someone sober came in to help me calm him down. I couldn't just leave because he kept locking all the doors. The house was completely trashed afterward.. but I will probably be writing down my story on shroomery anyways so that's for another time. I somehow feel lucky to have gone through something like that, but I assure you people will not enjoy it lol.

If you trip on any psychedelic I hope that you're at least aware of what can happen to you. From what I've seen, schizophrenic episodes completely detach you from reality and not only that, they cause you to take actions that can put others and yourself in serious danger. He was so certain that what he was doing made complete sense, but no he was just breaking shit and being violent beyond his character.

None of this shit is fake I assure you, and there's plenty of shit that I left out that would deter you even more. Just blaze on some authentic weed and look past the psychedelics man, it's not worth it and it seems like you've already had an intense psy experience so you know what it's like already.

Hahah, I know man. I laugh every time my friend tells me the story, he says "Yeah, I know it sounds funny, but honestly it was horrifying."
It's funny to look back at but I guess seeing one of your best friends do that and being serious is probably a different effect lol.
And I know how you feel about making sure your room is clean, all my friends say I have OCD, but they just don't understand I want to be in a 
comfortable, stress free environment. Thanks bro, I'm sure I'll enjoy the shrooms, I'm still preparing though (:

This is the funniest fucking trip report I have ever read. I just fucking pissed myself when you started talking about standing up real quick with your arms limp and your head fell back looking like a zombie. Fucking epic.
It is fucked up about the issues you've had since then, but I hope everything is going to heal up mentally. Do not worry about the shrooms giving you a bad trip they are fucking amazing, I been taking them every weekend for about 3 months, and every trips is a literal fucking experience that you will never forget, you will love it. You will also learn things, sometimes a trip on shrooms will display to me whats wrong with my life and what to fix, just make sure of this; make sure everything in your life is at least in relative order, and that your house is clean before tripping on shrooms. If my house is messy when I trip I tend to freak out about it and start cleaning shit thats already clean.

Best of luck bro